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  • DittoDan
    DittoDan Posts: 1,850 Member
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    You might be Keto if you eat a not-so-ripe strawberry and it still tastes sweet...
  • ki4eld
    ki4eld Posts: 1,215 Member
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    You might be keto if you

    ...experiment to find a bulletproof tea
    ...the smell of a pastry shop leaves a sweet taste on the back of your tongue and it gags you
    ...your neighbors ask if you can use the bacon fat they've rendered
  • DittoDan
    DittoDan Posts: 1,850 Member
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  • KnitOrMiss
    KnitOrMiss Posts: 10,104 Member
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    When no-sugar added pesto is so sweet you almost consider it a dessert item!
  • DittoDan
    DittoDan Posts: 1,850 Member
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    .... when drinking a dry wine tastes like MD20-20....
  • AshleyC1023
    AshleyC1023 Posts: 272 Member
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    You stink at the gym...I don't mean just sweat, but that second coat of deodorant didn't help. And you can smell yourself but the guy hitting on you either didn't notice or didn't care that you reek.
  • CMYKRGB
    CMYKRGB Posts: 213 Member
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  • macchiatto
    macchiatto Posts: 2,890 Member
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    I love this thread. :)
  • AshleyC1023
    AshleyC1023 Posts: 272 Member
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    If you have 500 calories left to go but can't imagine eating another bite because you're already full.

    If your morning cup of coffee covers lunch as well.
  • Abm4n
    Abm4n Posts: 529 Member
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    You can eat whatever you like because everything you like is allowed within your eating plan.
  • Abm4n
    Abm4n Posts: 529 Member
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    You notice teethmarks in the slab of butter you keep in the fridge.
  • Abm4n
    Abm4n Posts: 529 Member
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    When you go supermarket shopping you walk straight past the bakery and fruit and veg section and make a beeline for the meat, delicatessen and dairy goods.
  • WhatLouAte
    WhatLouAte Posts: 155 Member
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    If you add potassium salt to your morning coffee and daily bottle of water.
  • Lillith32
    Lillith32 Posts: 483 Member
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    If every couple of weeks you need a whole new wardrobe, and you're beginning to have a love/hate relationship with clothes shopping.
  • NikaChartrand
    NikaChartrand Posts: 35 Member
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    I love this thread so freaking much! It keeps me laughing the whole time I'm reading!!
  • NikaChartrand
    NikaChartrand Posts: 35 Member
    edited February 2018
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    Side note, I have plenty of qualms about taking a spoonful of coconut oil or butter straight but I'll still do it! :D
  • canadjineh
    canadjineh Posts: 5,396 Member
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    Abm4n wrote: »
    You notice teethmarks in the slab of butter you keep in the fridge.

    Well in my house maybe it's more like finger track through the top of the butter in the butter dish. Also eating 3 long pepperonis straight out of the freezer (I like them better when they are very firm (almost hard frozen).

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