What makes you a "catch...?"
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It means I'm 33... I can't get enough. My hormones have been crazy for several years now.
I guess it would sound funny if you said:
I give awesome cunninglus.
Ha!
Read Yoovies list of Pros, she made it sound good, not: (nerd voice ---->) Well, I really enjoy sex... I just can't seem to get enough of that gosh darn stuff. She made it seem like your ****ing head will explode if your in bed with her... if your going to talk sex make it dirty or it just isn't much fun.
LOL
God I wish my head explodes... actually the other day I hit my teeth AND my head on the back of the couch!!
Figure that out!!
Sounds to me like a traditional donkey punch, when you came to, he told you that your head hit the couch, haha0 -
I think it's hilarious the girls (yet again) comment on sex while none of the guys listed this as one of their PROS.
the women in their late 20's and early 30's are like bunnies, worse than men.
****, you mean I'm going to get WORSE?! (Worse? Or... better?)0 -
It means I'm 33... I can't get enough. My hormones have been crazy for several years now.
I guess it would sound funny if you said:
I give awesome cunninglus.
Ha!
Read Yoovies list of Pros, she made it sound good, not: (nerd voice ---->) Well, I really enjoy sex... I just can't seem to get enough of that gosh darn stuff. She made it seem like your ****ing head will explode if your in bed with her... if your going to talk sex make it dirty or it just isn't much fun.
LOL
God I wish my head explodes... actually the other day I hit my teeth AND my head on the back of the couch!!
Figure that out!!
Sounds to me like a traditional donkey punch, when you came to, he told you that your head hit the couch, haha
I don't get it. :noway:0 -
I think it's hilarious the girls (yet again) comment on sex while none of the guys listed this as one of their PROS.
the women in their late 20's and early 30's are like bunnies, worse than men.
****, you mean I'm going to get WORSE?! (Worse? Or... better?)
Yes my dear. I've always been up there myself.. but nothing like now. It's ridiculous but such a beautiful thing.0 -
I want to bring out the best in both of us
Im tall and worth the climb
When I walk into a room people look at me
When I walk into a concert, everyone (inc theband) hugs me and starts inviting me to amazing events and parties
I work hard on my mind, body and personal growth
I have a salivating need for adventure
I dont have any naked hangups or weird fetishes
I can completely lose myself in sex
I effing love giving a *kitten*, and im not just saying that. I crave it.
I love sports - watching and playing
I love trying new things
I never correct you in public
Or tear you down
When I talk abotu you to other people, its always about how amazing you are
I can pull off a little black dress and heels like someone is paying me to do it
I always say awwww when you get hurt
Im half Italian and can cook with a natural talent that even surprises me
Im fiercely protective of my independence and insist that we spend time apart to get hammered with our friends with no reporting in
Ive traveled and lived in lots of places so I have no hesitation about doing it more
I dont call names or belittle you when we argue, why would I when you have my heart
When I have a problem, I talk about casually when you arent busy with something else, distracted, just walked in the door, in the middle of a game, etc - and I start it all with "i" instead of "you" so you dont accidentally think Im accusing you of something.
I believe that a man and a woman DO compliment each other, sometimes the man has to be allowed to put down the reins, and sometimes the girl has got to be able to put on the pants.
I believe you and I believe in you
Once IM yours, you'll finally realise what it means to have someone get your back.
Once IM yours, Im yours. No matter how bad the storm gets- cause I already see your shining face on the other side
Im funny and quick and I love to learn
I love quickies and all nighters
I love tv marathons as much as skydiving and barhopping
Ive been financially independent and self-reliant for 16 years
Im brave
Im sassy
I call you on your bullsht but I'll be sweet about it
I'll never leave you wondering if I even notice when you try...
I think this needs to be officially be dubbed "The List"0 -
I am tall with broad shoulders and a lot of muscles.
I am well educated.
I can usually get to the root of a problem even if it isn't explained very well.
I have a good income.
I have a car.
I have a house (well I have a mortgage and the bank lets me sleep there).
The value of my assets exceeds the value of my liabilities.
I know how to get a woman off, repeatedly
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I am polite, courteous, and listen.
I am well traveled. I've even been to East Berlin. Yep. Before the Wall came down.
I am generous and affectionate.
Oh my. I'm all atwitter. Do you know how impossible it is to find a man who....
.... understands the difference between "owning" a house and having a property with mortgage and the bank lets you sleep there???
Yep, I always knew you were a keeper!0 -
I want to bring out the best in both of us
Im tall and worth the climb
When I walk into a room people look at me
When I walk into a concert, everyone (inc theband) hugs me and starts inviting me to amazing events and parties
I work hard on my mind, body and personal growth
I have a salivating need for adventure
I dont have any naked hangups or weird fetishes
I can completely lose myself in sex
I effing love giving a *kitten*, and im not just saying that. I crave it.
I love sports - watching and playing
I love trying new things
I never correct you in public
Or tear you down
When I talk abotu you to other people, its always about how amazing you are
I can pull off a little black dress and heels like someone is paying me to do it
I always say awwww when you get hurt
Im half Italian and can cook with a natural talent that even surprises me
Im fiercely protective of my independence and insist that we spend time apart to get hammered with our friends with no reporting in
Ive traveled and lived in lots of places so I have no hesitation about doing it more
I dont call names or belittle you when we argue, why would I when you have my heart
When I have a problem, I talk about casually when you arent busy with something else, distracted, just walked in the door, in the middle of a game, etc - and I start it all with "i" instead of "you" so you dont accidentally think Im accusing you of something.
I believe that a man and a woman DO compliment each other, sometimes the man has to be allowed to put down the reins, and sometimes the girl has got to be able to put on the pants.
I believe you and I believe in you
Once IM yours, you'll finally realise what it means to have someone get your back.
Once IM yours, Im yours. No matter how bad the storm gets- cause I already see your shining face on the other side
Im funny and quick and I love to learn
I love quickies and all nighters
I love tv marathons as much as skydiving and barhopping
Ive been financially independent and self-reliant for 16 years
Im brave
Im sassy
I call you on your bullsht but I'll be sweet about it
I'll never leave you wondering if I even notice when you try...
I think this needs to be officially be dubbed "The List"
Everything after #9 is a blurr0 -
I think it's hilarious the girls (yet again) comment on sex while none of the guys listed this as one of their PROS.
I think we might make sure to mention it because we are constantly hearing guys that DO have girlfriends complaining about how she has no sex drive, she just wants missionary, he only gets a BJ on his bday (w. t. f.), she's always tired, she wont try anything new, she wont talk dirty, she wont play around, it all turns into duty and obligation on her part, she wears flannel pjs (sans happy flap) etc etc etc
... so we are trying to let them know ahead of time - yo - if we end up together - im not one of those girlfriends that one of your homeboys is stuck with that doesnt get head anymore, may he rest in peace.0 -
I think it's hilarious the girls (yet again) comment on sex while none of the guys listed this as one of their PROS.
the women in their late 20's and early 30's are like bunnies, worse than men.
****, you mean I'm going to get WORSE?! (Worse? Or... better?)
you just quoted invader zim. I love you for the rest of your life.0 -
I think it's hilarious the girls (yet again) comment on sex while none of the guys listed this as one of their PROS.
I think we might make sure to mention it because we are constantly hearing guys that DO have girlfriends complaining about how she has no sex drive, she just wants missionary, he only gets a BJ on his bday (w. t. f.), she's always tired, she wont try anything new, she wont talk dirty, she wont play around, it all turns into duty and obligation on her part, she wears flannel pjs (sans happy flap) etc etc etc
... so we are trying to let them know ahead of time - yo - if we end up together - im not one of those girlfriends that one of your homeboys is stuck with that doesnt get head anymore, may he rest in peace.
Ha!!! Brilliant!0 -
I think it's hilarious the girls (yet again) comment on sex while none of the guys listed this as one of their PROS.
It would sound creepy coming from a guy... actually it's kind of creepy coming from you gals... sexual prime, what does that mean, you're going to rape and pillage my balls??
yes coming from a guy it just sounds creepy. just beacuse I don't have it on my list doesn't mean I don't think about it0 -
I think it's hilarious the girls (yet again) comment on sex while none of the guys listed this as one of their PROS.
It would sound creepy coming from a guy... actually it's kind of creepy coming from you gals... sexual prime, what does that mean, you're going to rape and pillage my balls??
yes coming from a guy it just sounds creepy. just beacuse I don't have it on my list doesn't mean I don't think about it
sexual prime - which is what? 28-35 or so? means we (me and most other chicks I talk to about it in my age group) are as preoccupied with sex as you were when you were 16. from the *kitten* to the porn to the wet dreams to the ogling and the pursuit of the giving and receiving of orgasms and the flesh and the naked and the sweat and the OMNOMNOMNOMNOM
sht i was talking about something important....0 -
I think it's hilarious the girls (yet again) comment on sex while none of the guys listed this as one of their PROS.
It would sound creepy coming from a guy... actually it's kind of creepy coming from you gals... sexual prime, what does that mean, you're going to rape and pillage my balls??
yes coming from a guy it just sounds creepy. just beacuse I don't have it on my list doesn't mean I don't think about it
sexual prime - which is what? 28-35 or so? means we (me and most other chicks I talk to about it in my age group) are as preoccupied with sex as you were when you were 16. from the *kitten* to the porn to the wet dreams to the ogling and the pursuit of the giving and receiving of orgasms and the flesh and the naked and the sweat and the OMNOMNOMNOMNOM
sht i was talking about something important....
You got my attention. Don't stop talking now.0 -
You got my attention. Don't stop talking now.
I just meant, Im sorry if it seems creepy that Im down to rape someone half the time (workouts take the edge off and - hopefully yall are cool enough to understand that Im not talking about an actual rape here, I mean, I would yell Surprise! first) and that I mention this preoccupation with sex in my 'list' but im being honest and cant really help it right now.
Im not trying to have babies so my biological clock just translates itself into my horny all the time clock.0 -
I think it's hilarious the girls (yet again) comment on sex while none of the guys listed this as one of their PROS.
It would sound creepy coming from a guy... actually it's kind of creepy coming from you gals... sexual prime, what does that mean, you're going to rape and pillage my balls??
yes coming from a guy it just sounds creepy. just beacuse I don't have it on my list doesn't mean I don't think about it
sexual prime - which is what? 28-35 or so? means we (me and most other chicks I talk to about it in my age group) are as preoccupied with sex as you were when you were 16. from the *kitten* to the porn to the wet dreams to the ogling and the pursuit of the giving and receiving of orgasms and the flesh and the naked and the sweat and the OMNOMNOMNOMNOM
sht i was talking about something important....
it's the greatest thing ever. I've actually had to say no a few times but was easily persuaded otherwise.0 -
You got my attention. Don't stop talking now.
I just meant, Im sorry if it seems creepy that Im down to rape someone half the time (workouts take the edge off and - hopefully yall are cool enough to understand that Im not talking about an actual rape here, I mean, I would yell Surprise! first) and that I mention this preoccupation with sex in my 'list' but im being honest and cant really help it right now.
Im not trying to have babies so my biological clock just translates itself into my horny all the time clock.
Hey I lost my dignity years ago, save the "surprise" yell for a birthday party!0 -
I scare myself sometimes because who can put up with this?
I mean Smiley does a great job.. he's 29. But still.. I feel I "out do" him so sometimes I'm afraid to initiate and be rejected. (which hasn't happened but come on, I know guys think it's awesome but who really CAN keep up?!)0 -
I scare myself sometimes because who can put up with this?
I mean Smiley does a great job.. he's 29. But still.. I feel I "out do" him so sometimes I'm afraid to initiate and be rejected. (which hasn't happened but come on, I know guys think it's awesome but who really CAN keep up?!)
Guy: Babe I'm tired.... let's take a break!
Girl: noooooo!
Guy: *sigh* hey what's that? *points*
Girl: where? what? *looks away*
Guy: *Vulcan nerve pinch. girl passes out* Babe? you ok? ahh you're sleepy. ok that's fine. *kisses cheek then rolls over to sleep*
:laugh: yes my inner geek nerd is coming out. *waits for the defriending to begin :indifferent: *0 -
I scare myself sometimes because who can put up with this?
I mean Smiley does a great job.. he's 29. But still.. I feel I "out do" him so sometimes I'm afraid to initiate and be rejected. (which hasn't happened but come on, I know guys think it's awesome but who really CAN keep up?!)
I know exactly what you mean, Ive tried many times to tone it down or just let them go to sleep at some point. But there have also been times when I just cant be that lucid about what's happening and I just go crazy and they cant keep up after awhile and they just pass out or ask if we can pick up in the morning (or the real troopers who just need a sandwich break) - and when they leave - they tell me that they are not used to being the ones that needed to tap out and I made their year.
I try to remember that when I consider toning it down for their benefit.0 -
I think it's hilarious the girls (yet again) comment on sex while none of the guys listed this as one of their PROS.
the women in their late 20's and early 30's are like bunnies, worse than men.
****, you mean I'm going to get WORSE?! (Worse? Or... better?)
you just quoted invader zim. I love you for the rest of your life.
Why yes! Yes I did! You earn cool points for catching it
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the women in their late 20's and early 30's are like bunnies, worse than men.
Possible scientific reason for this......http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,2007422,00.html0 -
You got my attention. Don't stop talking now.
I just meant, Im sorry if it seems creepy that Im down to rape someone half the time (workouts take the edge off and - hopefully yall are cool enough to understand that Im not talking about an actual rape here, I mean, I would yell Surprise! first) and that I mention this preoccupation with sex in my 'list' but im being honest and cant really help it right now.
Im not trying to have babies so my biological clock just translates itself into my horny all the time clock.
^^^^ Have to agree I'm done having babies, I'm 31 and I'm in the best shape of my life...I always had a high sex drive but now its crazy..... Batteries are very important to a lady my age lol..... Plus now that I've had a few major relationships and know what I'm doing (notice I said know not think I know ) I'm much more open with my own sexuality and comfortable with a guy. I am not a turn the lights off or run and grab my clothes after type of girl... more than likely your would just end up losing the closes again later lol0 -
the women in their late 20's and early 30's are like bunnies, worse than men.
Possible scientific reason for this......http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,2007422,00.html
DONT YOU SCIENCE ME I'LL NEVER CHANGE0 -
the women in their late 20's and early 30's are like bunnies, worse than men.
Possible scientific reason for this......http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,2007422,00.html
DONT YOU SCIENCE ME I'LL NEVER CHANGE
I like you the way you are.
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I think it's hilarious the girls (yet again) comment on sex while none of the guys listed this as one of their PROS.
It seems like the girls here are a bit more upfront with their sexuality, at least from what I've read when lurking. I listed sex as a con in the other thread, so I though I would list something positive in this one,
Sex is super important...
I think it is just that in the context of this particular group the guys are decent (yeah I know,patting myself on the back) and out of respect to the ladies just didn`t feel the need to go there with that topic.
Besides,I could make all kinds of statements regarding my perceived prowess in certain activities and it would not sound like someone reflecting on why a lady should want them but rather just locker room boasting.0 -
I'm funny.
I get along with almost everybody.
I'm hot (if I do say so myself).
I am fantastic with kids and I love kids!
I care about people intensely and love doing nice things for people who are important to me.
I'm a Christian girl, but I have a tad bit of a wild side too.
I have a good job and an awesome car.
I am financially responsible with little to no debt.
In short, I'm awesome 0 -
I want to bring out the best in both of us
Im tall and worth the climb
When I walk into a room people look at me
When I walk into a concert, everyone (inc theband) hugs me and starts inviting me to amazing events and parties
I work hard on my mind, body and personal growth
I have a salivating need for adventure
I dont have any naked hangups or weird fetishes
I can completely lose myself in sex
I effing love giving a *kitten*, and im not just saying that. I crave it.
I love sports - watching and playing
I love trying new things
I never correct you in public
Or tear you down
When I talk abotu you to other people, its always about how amazing you are
I can pull off a little black dress and heels like someone is paying me to do it
I always say awwww when you get hurt
Im half Italian and can cook with a natural talent that even surprises me
Im fiercely protective of my independence and insist that we spend time apart to get hammered with our friends with no reporting in
Ive traveled and lived in lots of places so I have no hesitation about doing it more
I dont call names or belittle you when we argue, why would I when you have my heart
When I have a problem, I talk about casually when you arent busy with something else, distracted, just walked in the door, in the middle of a game, etc - and I start it all with "i" instead of "you" so you dont accidentally think Im accusing you of something.
I believe that a man and a woman DO compliment each other, sometimes the man has to be allowed to put down the reins, and sometimes the girl has got to be able to put on the pants.
I believe you and I believe in you
Once IM yours, you'll finally realise what it means to have someone get your back.
Once IM yours, Im yours. No matter how bad the storm gets- cause I already see your shining face on the other side
Im funny and quick and I love to learn
I love quickies and all nighters
I love tv marathons as much as skydiving and barhopping
Ive been financially independent and self-reliant for 16 years
Im brave
Im sassy
I call you on your bullsht but I'll be sweet about it
I'll never leave you wondering if I even notice when you try...
I think this needs to be officially be dubbed "The List"
Everything after #9 is a blurr
kinda odd, random, take what you want from it story.......
i had been separated for 6ish months at this point. but it had been almost a year without any kind of physical intimacy. i was with a group of girlfriends and their hubbies. ( hubbies not around during this convo though) i mentioned how much i missed giving BJs. like genuinely missed do that!! my girlfriends were all like " that's awesome, 'hey honey, come here XXXX wants to give you something' ".
i was surprised at the fact that out of that group of women none were really all that into giving them. and would do what they could to get out of having to give one. i found it very interesting.....
regarding sex drive and women. in those that have a high or active drive, i don't think it peaks in the late 20s early 30s....... mine is higher now than it was before i had kids, or during having kids either..... ( oh and i had 5 kids in 7.5 yrs, so it was pretty gosh darn high then!! )0 -
kinda odd, random, take what you want from it story.......
i had been separated for 6ish months at this point. but it had been almost a year without any kind of physical intimacy. i was with a group of girlfriends and their hubbies. ( hubbies not around during this convo though) i mentioned how much i missed giving BJs. like genuinely missed do that!! my girlfriends were all like " that's awesome, 'hey honey, come here XXXX wants to give you something' ".
i was surprised at the fact that out of that group of women none were really all that into giving them. and would do what they could to get out of having to give one. i found it very interesting.....
regarding sex drive and women. in those that have a high or active drive, i don't think it peaks in the late 20s early 30s....... mine is higher now than it was before i had kids, or during having kids either..... ( oh and i had 5 kids in 7.5 yrs, so it was pretty gosh darn high then!! )
Over the last ten years or so, every time I found out one of my girlfriends would do anything to avoid giving a BJ, I would ask at another time if she could orgasm during intercourse or if she needed, you know, something else, like oral or something. Cause you know us girls can be all TMI all the time if we felt like it...
almost every girl I talked to that didnt like giving head and refused to swallow, also rarely had an orgasm during intercourse. And every girl I talked to that loved it, was also one of the girls that had no problem at all having multiple Os at a time, a few times throughout the night.
Im probably even going to get yelled at for talking that graphically, but for me it was an experiment for information, to figure out if letting go and feeling uninhibited and secure about what you do and enjoy sexually - allows you to relax enough to have deeper physical pleasure and fun. Or something.
Im not saying there is a solid connection, or that my "studies" count for anything, just that its something Ive been observing since the late nineties and i thought what i found was cool. I dunno, i think they're important.0 -
I think it's hilarious the girls (yet again) comment on sex while none of the guys listed this as one of their PROS.
It seems like the girls here are a bit more upfront with their sexuality, at least from what I've read when lurking. I listed sex as a con in the other thread, so I though I would list something positive in this one,
Sex is super important...
I think it is just that in the context of this particular group the guys are decent (yeah I know,patting myself on the back) and out of respect to the ladies just didn`t feel the need to go there with that topic.
Besides,I could make all kinds of statements regarding my perceived prowess in certain activities and it would not sound like someone reflecting on why a lady should want them but rather just locker room boasting.
aw crap now I feel even worse. Ok no more sex talk.0 -
kinda odd, random, take what you want from it story.......
i had been separated for 6ish months at this point. but it had been almost a year without any kind of physical intimacy. i was with a group of girlfriends and their hubbies. ( hubbies not around during this convo though) i mentioned how much i missed giving BJs. like genuinely missed do that!! my girlfriends were all like " that's awesome, 'hey honey, come here XXXX wants to give you something' ".
i was surprised at the fact that out of that group of women none were really all that into giving them. and would do what they could to get out of having to give one. i found it very interesting.....
regarding sex drive and women. in those that have a high or active drive, i don't think it peaks in the late 20s early 30s....... mine is higher now than it was before i had kids, or during having kids either..... ( oh and i had 5 kids in 7.5 yrs, so it was pretty gosh darn high then!! )
Over the last ten years or so, every time I found out one of my girlfriends would do anything to avoid giving a BJ, I would ask at another time if she could orgasm during intercourse or if she needed, you know, something else, like oral or something. Cause you know us girls can be all TMI all the time if we felt like it...
almost every girl I talked to that didnt like giving head and refused to swallow, also rarely had an orgasm during intercourse. And every girl I talked to that loved it, was also one of the girls that had no problem at all having multiple Os at a time, a few times throughout the night.
Im probably even going to get yelled at for talking that graphically, but for me it was an experiment for information, to figure out if letting go and feeling uninhibited and secure about what you do and enjoy sexually - allows you to relax enough to have deeper physical pleasure and fun. Or something.
Im not saying there is a solid connection, or that my "studies" count for anything, just that its something Ive been observing since the late nineties and i thought what i found was cool. I dunno, i think they're important.
You are touching on brilliance. Say no more, say no more.0
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