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  • castadiva
    castadiva Posts: 2,016 Member
    I confess that I'm a crabby mess and I'm pretty sure everyone close to me would like to hit me in the face.

    Bad day? Sending cyber hugs. That was me yesterday, so I sympathise :flowerforyou:
  • jenbit
    jenbit Posts: 4,252 Member
    I confess that I'm a crabby mess and I'm pretty sure everyone close to me would like to hit me in the face.

    Sending godiva and coffee via my thoughts That way it has no calories lol
  • Jennifer2387
    Jennifer2387 Posts: 957 Member
    I confess that I'm a crabby mess and I'm pretty sure everyone close to me would like to hit me in the face.

    Awwww! Would you like an inappropriate hug?!! :bigsmile:
  • TheKitsune6
    TheKitsune6 Posts: 5,798 Member
    I confess that I'm a crabby mess and I'm pretty sure everyone close to me would like to hit me in the face.

    Everyone else is sending hugs and chocolates, so I will send you thoughts of kitty cat cuddles <3
  • kristen6022
    kristen6022 Posts: 1,923 Member
    I confess that I'm a crabby mess and I'm pretty sure everyone close to me would like to hit me in the face.

    That was my whole week last week - sending Ben & Jerry's - Non-calorie of course!
  • afv417
    afv417 Posts: 466 Member
    I was only a lurker when I started it. Now I almpst feel like part of the group!:love:

    what do you mean 'almost'!!! I confess that ALL single peeps are part of this group and should stop lurking !! :bigsmile:

    YAY!! :flowerforyou:
  • jkandktmom
    jkandktmom Posts: 1,010 Member
    I confess that I'm a crabby mess and I'm pretty sure everyone close to me would like to hit me in the face.

    I had a day like this yesterday! Today is looking better though!
  • jenbit
    jenbit Posts: 4,252 Member
    I confess that I have been starving lately .... (no I'm NOT pregnant:grumble: people always ask that)... I think these late hours are making me burn more or something
  • grum84
    grum84 Posts: 428 Member
    I confess that I have been starving lately .... (no I'm NOT pregnant:grumble: people always ask that)... I think these late hours are making me burn more or something

    That is what they all say...and then the morning sickness starts. :sick:
  • jenbit
    jenbit Posts: 4,252 Member
    I confess that I have been starving lately .... (no I'm NOT pregnant:grumble: people always ask that)... I think these late hours are making me burn more or something

    That is what they all say...and then the morning sickness starts. :sick:

    No I havent had sex since my period so yeah that part sucks
  • Jennifer2387
    Jennifer2387 Posts: 957 Member
    I confess that I just read this :

    The average male takes about 3 minutes to reach orgasm. The average female takes between 10 and 12 minutes. Could that be true about men???
  • poncho33
    poncho33 Posts: 1,511
    I confess that I just read this :

    The average male takes about 3 minutes to reach orgasm. The average female takes between 10 and 12 minutes. Could that be true about men???

    depends on who and how their working it.
  • lacroyx
    lacroyx Posts: 5,754 Member
    I confess that I just read this :

    The average male takes about 3 minutes to reach orgasm. The average female takes between 10 and 12 minutes. Could that be true about men???

    depends on who and how their working it.

    Yep. Also, I confess I am contemplating playing hooky from work on the day The Hobbit comes out. Also, for Star Trek fans, heard a rumour that IMax movie theaters will be doing a 12 min sneak peek of the new Star Trek movie with The Hobbit screenings.
  • jenbit
    jenbit Posts: 4,252 Member
    I confess that I just read this :

    The average male takes about 3 minutes to reach orgasm. The average female takes between 10 and 12 minutes. Could that be true about men???

    depends on who and how their working it.

    Yep. Also, I confess I am contemplating playing hooky from work on the day The Hobbit comes out. Also, for Star Trek fans, heard a rumour that IMax movie theaters will be doing a 12 min sneak peek of the new Star Trek movie with The Hobbit screenings.

    I confess I am quiet willing to so see this by myself if no one will come with me
  • TheKitsune6
    TheKitsune6 Posts: 5,798 Member
    I confess that I just read this :

    The average male takes about 3 minutes to reach orgasm. The average female takes between 10 and 12 minutes. Could that be true about men???

    depends on who and how their working it.

    Yep. Also, I confess I am contemplating playing hooky from work on the day The Hobbit comes out. Also, for Hobbit fans, heard a rumour that IMax movie theaters will be doing a 12 min sneak peek of the new Star Trek movie.

    I have my tickets for the midnight showing!! I am sooooo stoked!! happybounce.gif
  • poncho33
    poncho33 Posts: 1,511
    I confess that I just read this :

    The average male takes about 3 minutes to reach orgasm. The average female takes between 10 and 12 minutes. Could that be true about men???

    depends on who and how their working it.

    Yep. Also, I confess I am contemplating playing hooky from work on the day The Hobbit comes out. Also, for Hobbit fans, heard a rumour that IMax movie theaters will be doing a 12 min sneak peek of the new Star Trek movie.

    I have my tickets for the midnight showing!! I am sooooo stoked!! excited2.gif

    I want to give you all a wedge!!
  • TheKitsune6
    TheKitsune6 Posts: 5,798 Member
    I confess that I just read this :

    The average male takes about 3 minutes to reach orgasm. The average female takes between 10 and 12 minutes. Could that be true about men???

    depends on who and how their working it.

    Yep. Also, I confess I am contemplating playing hooky from work on the day The Hobbit comes out. Also, for Hobbit fans, heard a rumour that IMax movie theaters will be doing a 12 min sneak peek of the new Star Trek movie.

    I have my tickets for the midnight showing!! I am sooooo stoked!! excited2.gif

    I want to give you all a wedge!!

    Are you coming on to me?

    Or are you offering me cheese?
  • poncho33
    poncho33 Posts: 1,511
    I confess that I just read this :

    The average male takes about 3 minutes to reach orgasm. The average female takes between 10 and 12 minutes. Could that be true about men???

    depends on who and how their working it.

    Yep. Also, I confess I am contemplating playing hooky from work on the day The Hobbit comes out. Also, for Hobbit fans, heard a rumour that IMax movie theaters will be doing a 12 min sneak peek of the new Star Trek movie.

    I have my tickets for the midnight showing!! I am sooooo stoked!! excited2.gif

    I want to give you all a wedge!!

    Are you coming on to me?

    Or are you offering me cheese?

    Whoops wedgie.... now I feel I also deserve one.
  • AnnaPixie
    AnnaPixie Posts: 7,439 Member
    I confess that I just read this :

    The average male takes about 3 minutes to reach orgasm. The average female takes between 10 and 12 minutes. Could that be true about men???

    depends on who and how their working it.

    Yep. Also, I confess I am contemplating playing hooky from work on the day The Hobbit comes out. Also, for Hobbit fans, heard a rumour that IMax movie theaters will be doing a 12 min sneak peek of the new Star Trek movie.

    I have my tickets for the midnight showing!! I am sooooo stoked!! excited2.gif

    I want to give you all a wedge!!

    Are you coming on to me?

    Or are you offering me cheese?

    Whoops wedgie.... now I feel I also deserve one.

    What do you mean by 'wedgie'?? Just checking it means the same as what I think.......lol
  • lacroyx
    lacroyx Posts: 5,754 Member
    @Annapixie From urban dictionary:
    A wedgie is a schoolyard prank in which one person grabs the back of the waistband of another person's underwear, while he or she is still wearing them, and pulls them up. This wedges their underwear between their butt cheeks. A wedgie can be painful, depending upon how hard it is performed or how high the underwear is pulled up. In the schoolyard, wedgies are most often performed on uncool male children who wear briefs or tighty whities by cool male children who wear boxers. However, wedgies can also be performed on males who wear boxers and on women, too. A wedgie can also be called a gotch pull. A wedgie can also refer to underwear riding up on its own.

    There are many different types of wedgies. A wedgie from the front is called a melvin. A wedgie from both sides, often performed by two people, is called a mervin. A wedgie in which the victim's underwear is hung on a doorknob or something high up is called a hanging wedgie. A wedgie in which the underwear rips or tears; or in some cases, rips completely off is called a turbo wedgie or a ripper wedgie. A wedgie in which the pants of the victim are ripped completely off is called a cosmic wedgie. A wedgie in which the female victim is wearing a thong is called a thwedgie. A wedgie on a female from the front is called a vedgie. A wedgie in which the person performing the wedgie jumps up and down in order to wedge the underwear further is called a sky high wedgie. A wedgie in which the victim is given a wedgie and lifted off the ground and then spun around is called the flying dutchman. A wedgie in which after the wedgie is first performed, some kind of a pole is inserted between the legholes and twisted around to give the victim more of a wedgie is called a propeller wedgie. A wedgie in which the victim's underwear is lifted up over their head and rests on their forehard is called an atomic wedgie. A wedgie in which the victim is lifted up the ground by their underwear and the underwear is pulled above their head but does not rest on their forehead is called a nuclear wedgie.

    I just realized I rolled over this topic and the first post is about wedgies. :laugh:
  • shammxo
    shammxo Posts: 1,432 Member
    YES calorie-free chocolate, inappropriate hugs, and kitty cuddles! What more could I ask for?

    I love that I come back to the definition of "wedgie"... And I had no idea there was such thing as a "vedgie". EEK!
    Thanks, lacroyx, for clearing that up. :P
  • AnnaPixie
    AnnaPixie Posts: 7,439 Member
    . A wedgie on a female from the front is called a vedgie.

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    Thanks Cesar darlin :flowerforyou:

    A wedgie has the same meaning here. But like Sam, I never heard of a vegie!!!!!!!!!! :laugh: :laugh:
  • poncho33
    poncho33 Posts: 1,511
    MY 1000th POST!!! Wanted it to be on the only roll over I've ever seen in single peeps
  • 4themoney
    4themoney Posts: 797 Member
    I confess I want my son to love hockey so I can buy cool hockey gear and daydream about my
    Days as a previous puck- bunny :-) lol!!!
  • TheKitsune6
    TheKitsune6 Posts: 5,798 Member
    MY 1000th POST!!! Wanted it to be on the only roll over I've ever seen in single peeps

    I confess I'm a disappointed by the lack of cheese.
  • DietingMommy08
    DietingMommy08 Posts: 1,345 Member
    I confess I know my son will never be into football as much as I want him to be and it causes me my own disappointment.

    I confess that me and my boyfriend broke up on sunday, but we agreed to be the exact same that we have been for the last 6 years before the label.

    I confess my bd is still chasing after me after 2 years of us breaking up and I still drag him along because I dont know how to be without him.....
  • christine24t
    christine24t Posts: 6,063 Member
    I confess I want my son to love hockey so I can buy cool hockey gear and daydream about my
    Days as a previous puck- bunny :-) lol!!!

    Agree! When I have kids they're totally playing hockey. I confess I was a puck bunny from afar...
  • TheKitsune6
    TheKitsune6 Posts: 5,798 Member
    I confess I'm disappointed that the other thread was deleted cause there were two issues I wanted to see get resolved. One I guess I can handle in here.

    Poncho, you aren't single?! Am I the only one that didn't know this?
  • poncho33
    poncho33 Posts: 1,511
    I confess I'm disappointed that the other thread was deleted cause there were two issues I wanted to see get resolved. One I guess I can handle in here.

    Poncho, you aren't single?! Am I the only one that didn't know this?

    There is a Poncha... it's pretty new.

    I didn't get why that gal got so pissed, but that thread was heading toward a locking the minute she did.
  • poncho33
    poncho33 Posts: 1,511
    I confess I want my son to love hockey so I can buy cool hockey gear and daydream about my
    Days as a previous puck- bunny :-) lol!!!

    I confess to taking full advantage of puck-bunnies through my career.

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