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  • drmerc
    drmerc Posts: 2,603 Member
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    keep your genitals in your pants

    I learned this the hard way and spent the weekend in county lockup
  • iulia_maddie
    iulia_maddie Posts: 2,780 Member
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    I only agree about the "no talking about the ex" one. I don't want them to find out I'm still in love with my ex until the third date, when we're in bed and I'm screaming the ex's name.
  • yoovie
    yoovie Posts: 17,121 Member
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    chokes laughing
  • _DaniD_
    _DaniD_ Posts: 2,186 Member
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    $400 for the first hour and $200 for any following hours.
  • TheWinman
    TheWinman Posts: 700 Member
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    $400 for the first hour and $200 for any following hours.

    What is the MFP discount?
  • matt2442
    matt2442 Posts: 1,259 Member
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    $400 for the first hour and $200 for any following hours.

    do you accept a running tab at all?
  • SoViLicious
    SoViLicious Posts: 2,633 Member
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    Shave legs to crotch
    Order lobster
    Order side of filet
    drink like a fish
    only let him put in the tip.
  • drmerc
    drmerc Posts: 2,603 Member
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    Shave legs to crotch
    Order lobster
    Order side of filet
    drink like a fish
    only let him put in the tip.

    This is a solid first date
  • matt2442
    matt2442 Posts: 1,259 Member
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    Shave legs to crotch

    that's usually what i do too
  • yoovie
    yoovie Posts: 17,121 Member
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    $400 for the first hour and $200 for any following hours.

    What is the MFP discount?

    additional fees
  • TheKitsune6
    TheKitsune6 Posts: 5,798 Member
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    Shave legs to crotch

    that's usually what i do too

    Eh, only if it's a promising first date. Otherwise it's only halfway up the thigh.
  • briebear77
    briebear77 Posts: 253 Member
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    Always have an escape route planned :smile:
  • TheKitsune6
    TheKitsune6 Posts: 5,798 Member
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    Always have an escape route planned :smile:

    This is actually a really good one.
  • TheWinman
    TheWinman Posts: 700 Member
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    Always have an escape route planned :smile:

    This is actually a really good one.

    Have my "fake call" phone app ready just in case I'm not interested in her.
  • briebear77
    briebear77 Posts: 253 Member
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    Always have an escape route planned :smile:

    This is actually a really good one.

    I've used it many times haha.
  • zachatta
    zachatta Posts: 1,340 Member
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    lol@rules
  • TheKitsune6
    TheKitsune6 Posts: 5,798 Member
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    lol@rules

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    Slowbro is slow.
  • BigBrewski
    BigBrewski Posts: 922 Member
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    I only agree about the "no talking about the ex" one. I don't want them to find out I'm still in love with my ex until the third date, when we're in bed and I'm screaming the ex's name.

    I suggest dating men with the same name as your ex ... win win
  • jenbit
    jenbit Posts: 4,289 Member
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    I only agree about the "no talking about the ex" one. I don't want them to find out I'm still in love with my ex until the third date, when we're in bed and I'm screaming the ex's name.

    I suggest dating men with the same name as your ex ... win win

    Or give them all the same nickname...If everybody is sugar or babe it makes it hard to scream out the wrong name lol
  • this1bigdog
    this1bigdog Posts: 350 Member
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    Or give them all the same nickname...If everybody is sugar or babe it makes it hard to scream out the wrong name lol

    crap I spent all that time coming up with new nicknames when i could of/should of gone with "Hey you"

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