If he tries to shame me for wanting sex - NEXT.

I don't think I've ever come across a guy who would do that. have u?

I can understand shaming someone into sex when the other person doesn't want sex but I never heard of this one before.

If he tries to shame me for wanting sex - NEXT.

I don't think I've ever come across a guy who would do that. have u?

I can understand shaming someone into sex when the other person doesn't want sex but I never heard of this one before.

I have come across it before. They themselves are not opposed to having sex until after when they feel guilty (usually for religious or ambiguous "moral" reasons) and then start telling me that it's wrong, and now they can't respect me. I've had this conversation a couple times, and I've given up trying to save people from their own mental trappings. I just thank them for the good time and wish them a nice life.

- If he's been to jail... next
- If he doesn't drive a full size truck... next
- If he doesn't have a job... next
- If he can't change his own oil... next

And I am with the girl about the jeans and a ball cap AND also with the person about being rude to wait staff!!

-If she doesn't like to travel, next.
-If she spends money like tomorrow doesn't exist, next.
-If she doesn't like bacon, next.

Who DOESN'T like bacon?

They do exist but they'll keep it a secret and build a relationship on false terms...

If he tries to shame me for wanting sex - NEXT.

I don't think I've ever come across a guy who would do that. have u?

I can understand shaming someone into sex when the other person doesn't want sex but I never heard of this one before.

Yep... I've been shamed for having a higher drive than the man I was with. Accused of all sorts of things... but, I was living in Vegas, and there's a different culture there that tends to permeate. Have never had that issue outside of Nevada.

My first relationship would also do that. Not much fun. I want to avoid details, but yeah the end result is if (s)he ever makes me feel guilty about my sexuality then I'm out.

-If she doesn't like to travel, next.
-If she spends money like tomorrow doesn't exist, next.
-If she doesn't like bacon, next.

Who DOESN'T like bacon?

They do exist but they'll keep it a secret and build a relationship on false terms...

That's the worst thing I've ever heard. You can't build a relationship on a lie that big.

There's a German deli near me that has an endless bacon breakfast. I've had a couple first dates there just to make sure. If I eat more bacon than them there's no second date. :laugh:

-If she doesn't like to travel, next.
-If she spends money like tomorrow doesn't exist, next.
-If she doesn't like bacon, next.

Who DOESN'T like bacon?

They do exist but they'll keep it a secret and build a relationship on false terms...

That's the worst thing I've ever heard. You can't build a relationship on a lie that big.

There's a German deli near me that has an endless bacon breakfast. I've had a couple first dates there just to make sure. If I eat more bacon than them there's no second date. :laugh:

I can eat 10k calories of bacon easy, challenge accepted.

Let's go on a date. I'll wear my bacon perfume.

-If she doesn't like to travel, next.
-If she spends money like tomorrow doesn't exist, next.
-If she doesn't like bacon, next.

Who DOESN'T like bacon?

They do exist but they'll keep it a secret and build a relationship on false terms...

That's the worst thing I've ever heard. You can't build a relationship on a lie that big.

There's a German deli near me that has an endless bacon breakfast. I've had a couple first dates there just to make sure. If I eat more bacon than them there's no second date. :laugh:

I can eat 10k calories of bacon easy, challenge accepted.

Let's go on a date. I'll wear my bacon perfume.

Spray it in the right area and I may have to eat it off you...

Consider it done.

-If she doesn't like to travel, next.
-If she spends money like tomorrow doesn't exist, next.
-If she doesn't like bacon, next.

Who DOESN'T like bacon?

They do exist but they'll keep it a secret and build a relationship on false terms...

That's the worst thing I've ever heard. You can't build a relationship on a lie that big.

There's a German deli near me that has an endless bacon breakfast. I've had a couple first dates there just to make sure. If I eat more bacon than them there's no second date. :laugh:

I can eat 10k calories of bacon easy, challenge accepted.

Let's go on a date. I'll wear my bacon perfume.

Spray it in the right area and I may have to eat it off you...

Consider it done.

Now that is a DATE

-If she doesn't like to travel, next.
-If she spends money like tomorrow doesn't exist, next.
-If she doesn't like bacon, next.

mmm bacon. in new Orleans they have lots of ways to eat bacon. even bacon on donuts, praline on bacon, bacon and oysters...the list goes on. yummm

Huge Eddie Murphy fan, can't figure out why Captain America didn't win Best Picture, violent karaoke bully.... NEXT

Wait... "violent karaoke bully"? WTF?

Huge Eddie Murphy fan, can't figure out why Captain America didn't win Best Picture, violent karaoke bully.... NEXT

Wait... "violent karaoke bully"? WTF?

WHAT???? I think we need a better explanation on this one.

. I would to bad things to this man and that chair would probably be broken in pieces at the end. :blushing: :bigsmile:

Oh yes.

Is this Mad Men?? Isn't that show all about womanizing cheaters??

Not all about. But yes Don Draper is a womanizer and a pathological cheater. But it's more than his urge to go bang other women, it's part of his long standing psychological issues, not that's he's an *kitten*. He has issues...

I could stare at Jon Hamm all day long...he is gorgeous. Half of my Pinterest board is just Jon Hamm.

And he's known for having, uh...I'll just show you.

. I would to bad things to this man and that chair would probably be broken in pieces at the end. :blushing: :bigsmile:

Oh yes.

Is this Mad Men?? Isn't that show all about womanizing cheaters??

Not all about. But yes Don Draper is a womanizer and a pathological cheater. But it's more than his urge to go bang other women, it's part of his long standing psychological issues, not that's he's an *kitten*. He has issues...

I could stare at Jon Hamm all day long...he is gorgeous. Half of my Pinterest board is just Jon Hamm.

And he's known for having, uh...I'll just show you.

Thanks Christine... just what I needed to see to start my day (fart noise).

So guys... cheating, being an ahole, and having mommy issues is a GO!! Oh and working up half a chub for a photo op never hurts.

You're so welcome.

This page is going to be littered with ****s today now with all the quoting on here haha

Damn it, really, you can't even say the word d!ck on here?