Little humor for today ....
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Today's Pearls before Swine. I don't know about you, but I can relate to this - if they give it to me, I'm going to eat it!
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I dug around in my dresser drawers this morning and found an exercise top and pants I wore years ago...it’s raining again today so I figured I would get dressed properly to do Richard Simmons workout!...the top is supposed to fit tight but it is loose and hanging well below my hips....the pants had been very tight so they now fit ok but saggy in the rear and kind of loose and I hate saggy rear pants....I started walking around and I thought I had them on backwards because the back just didn’t fit right....took them off and put them back on and still not comfortable in the butt or crotch...turned them around again and yanked the waist up higher and tugged the legs down...STILL not right...there was some material creeping up the back of my thighs and lower hips...AHA moment!...my undies were the problem...they were actually hanging down the back of my legs lol....bunching up and I thought it was just the fabric in the pants....hiked my undies up to my boobs, pulled my pants on= temporary fix....I really do need to go shopping!1
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@conniewilkins56 those dang underwear! It’s the last thing I have to buy. I’m down 6 sizes in pants so my underwear could easily fit another person in them. I just don’t know what size to buy and it’s not a thing you try on!!2
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@conniewilkins56 those dang underwear! It’s the last thing I have to buy. I’m down 6 sizes in pants so my underwear could easily fit another person in them. I just don’t know what size to buy and it’s not a thing you try on!!
Exactly!...I don’t know what size to buy because I like my undies snug!...I usually go to Lane Bryant and I am thinking 2 sizes smaller but I would love to buy some cheap ones at Walmart!....I could actually buy 2 pigs. at Walmart in different sizes, keep the one that fits and be money ahead lol1 -
Lol....two packages, not pigs...omg that is funnt0
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*laughs* Connie, either your phone is giving you fits on the autocorrect or your fingers were being quirky yesterday! lol1
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I am on an I pad and typing with one finger is ridiculous!....I do not have a cell phone!...I hate them but I know some can’t live without them....I had one for a while....bmeadows380 wrote: »*laughs* Connie, either your phone is giving you fits on the autocorrect or your fingers were being quirky yesterday! lol
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autocorrect is such a pain. Most of the time, I don't even realize it changed entire words until i re-read what I posted after its already posted!1
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Haha! I'm in the same boat with the undies. I have quite a number of underpants that are too big but I refuse to throw them out and buy new...because they are still good. On the other hand I dislike wearing them and what size do I buy?
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Haha! I'm in the same boat with the undies. I have quite a number of underpants that are too big but I refuse to throw them out and buy new...because they are still good. On the other hand I dislike wearing them and what size do I buy?
I've got that with bras - I went down so quickly in bra sizes that I have several "D" cups that are still in decent shape, so I hate to throw them out! But they are entirely too big now for me!1 -
Sitting on bleachers ( I spent literally years watching my daughter swim and my son playing football ) never bothered me....I had a nice cushion of fat to pad my bones on my butt....last week I sat on a wooden chair and I could feel my hip bone grinding into the chair!....I never thought I would have to supply my body with a pillow to sit on!....1
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Not sure why but I thought of this today….years ago I had lost 122 pounds and was in a size 14 jeans….I was getting dressed and I grabbed my jeans and put my feet in them and started pulling them up…I got to my thighs and they would not go any higher….I tried again and no luck!….I thought , “what the hell is wrong with these pants?”… looking closer, I realized I was trying to squeeze into my daughters size 10 jeans!…2
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“In the Middle Ages, they had guillotines, stretch racks, whips and chains. Nowadays, we have a much more effective torture device called the bathroom scale”. ~Stephen Phillips
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Amen!2
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Vegeterian option? Celery?????3
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High fiber, low cal! Extra hydrating to boot! 😝2
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and so tall and slender
not very flexible though 
I guess I'll just have to eat a-day-out-of-the-fridge celery 
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My second ever disagree. 😁 Darn jeans should just zip it!3
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Someone please tell me how to LOOSE weight! If I could loosen it I wouldn’t have to work so hard trying to LOSE it.2
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You would then be a larger looser! Don't forget that it is against MFP's terms and conditions to comment on looser spelling!
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I think you have to buy one of those old vibrating strap things like they had in the 50s and 60s and that'll loosen it all up3
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