I never read it and am not one for romances. I decided to check it out on Amazon due to your post. I thought this review was hilarious and had to share.

"First, a disclaimer. I am a male senior citizen, a semi-retired gynecologist whose customary literary fare is spy novels and military techno-thrillers. I have never read a romance before, except perhaps for junior high's "A Tale of Two Cities" (or was that a classic?) But after the recent hullabaloo over James' "Fifty Shades," I opted to give the genre a glance.

The book's protagonist is college student Anastasia, who has never had sex or even "touched herself." I had to suspend disbelief at the social and sexual naivete of this twenty-one year-old, but I guess this implied vulnerability makes her more attractive as a romantic heroine. Yet it doesn't take her long to rectify this situation, and soon she is having orgasm after orgasm at the behest of her "dominant" partner, Mr. Grey. At my age, my arthritis flared up just reading about Ana's sexual gymnastics. And for some reason, I kept thinking about her contracting genital warts. Soon, however, Ana's endless pyrotechnic climaxes resembled repetitively watching porn: after a while, it leaves me bored and yawning. That said, there was a definite infectiousness to the plot; and taking Viagra to stiffen my resolve, I persevered.

James' strong suit is her ability to elicit sympathy in the protagonist. I wanted to find out what happened to Anastasia, and that lent the story a compelling, page-turning quality. James is a polished novelist. Her dialogue is crisp, her prose poised, and her paragraphs well-parsed. The author's considerable skills notwithstanding, would I pick up an erotic romance like this again? Probably not.

But that's just me. "

I read the first book because my mom had bought it on our nook. I bought the next two because I wanted to know how the story actually finished out. I would say the storyline could have been finished in one book if only there had not been a sex scene on every other page. After awhile you realize there are only so many ways that someone can write about sex and since it happens alot in these books it gets very repetitive and annoying. The only reason these books are so popular is because the media has blown it up otherwise they would just sit next to the other erotic literature at the bookstore in the romance section. There is really nothing special about the story or the characters.

I'm reposting this from another thread I just happened to post in last night. I may be in the minority here, but I just can't get behind these books.

So, putting my neck on the line here, but I pretty much refuse to read this series because of its origins. I live in a very bookish world - I work in a library, I'm a bit of a writer myself, I read constantly.

The reason this series is always compared to Twilight is because it was originally Twilight fanfiction. Replace the name Christian with Edward. Replace the name Ana with Bella. You have the author's original version of the story. It was available for quite a while on fanfiction.net under the title "Master of the Universe". The author, of course, removed it when she magically just switched all the names around and decided to call it her own work of fiction, never mind giving credit to Stephenie Meyer for, ya know, all the personality and physical traits of her "original" characters.

It's created a huge stir in the book world, and a lot of people are pissed off. It opens the doors for almost any poorly written fanfiction to become published under a different title with different names, all without crediting the original author who inspired them to write it in the first place.

(And, really, the bit I did glance through - the writing is quite mediocre. You can find much better online. ;D)

BTW, there's a really, really fascinating article about the series here: http://therumpus.net/2012/05/the-trouble-with-prince-charming-or-he-who-trespassed-against-us/

I really do recommend reading that article. It's long, but it really goes deep and it's fantastically well-written.

I just can't bring myself to read these books, maybe it's because of it's origins, I really couldn't stand the Twilight Series, to me Grey sounds like it's getting the same response theTwilight Series did as you either love it or hate it. Do you think I should give it a chance? I am really open minded when it comes to books but if it is anything like Twilight I don't want to waste my money.

I read the first book and didn't particularly enjoy it. A friend convinced me to continue with the series, but so far the second book isn't much better, in my opinion. I, too, find Christian to be too controlling and Ana's "inner goddess" moments are irritating!!

I finally gave in and started reading it. I've only been able to get through 5 chapters. Not sure I can finish. Does it get any better?

it's deplorable that this "series" is being touted as legitimate literature. it does nothing more than objectify women, perpetuate sexism, & encourage abuse (not a bdsm relationship, like it claims). i've seen hardcore porn that does a better job of exhibiting a healthy relationship. not to mention the fact that the writing itself is sub-par at best. do yourselves a favor & read a real book.

I finally gave in and started reading it. I've only been able to get through 5 chapters. Not sure I can finish. Does it get any better?

No. :ohwell:

it's deplorable that this "series" is being touted as legitimate literature. it does nothing more than objectify women, perpetuate sexism, & encourage abuse (not a bdsm relationship, like it claims). i've seen hardcore porn that does a better job of exhibiting a healthy relationship. not to mention the fact that the writing itself is sub-par at best. do yourselves a favor & read a real book.

This is what gets me, that everyone's okay with the fact that the relationship is TEXTBOOK abusive! I would run far away from that controlling freak of a guy.

Read the first one, skipped all the conversations, still was pretty bored by the end.
Did she say "Holy Crap!" enough to suit everyone?

I never read it and am not one for romances. I decided to check it out on Amazon due to your post. I thought this review was hilarious and had to share.

"First, a disclaimer. I am a male senior citizen, a semi-retired gynecologist whose customary literary fare is spy novels and military techno-thrillers. I have never read a romance before, except perhaps for junior high's "A Tale of Two Cities" (or was that a classic?) But after the recent hullabaloo over James' "Fifty Shades," I opted to give the genre a glance.

The book's protagonist is college student Anastasia, who has never had sex or even "touched herself." I had to suspend disbelief at the social and sexual naivete of this twenty-one year-old, but I guess this implied vulnerability makes her more attractive as a romantic heroine. Yet it doesn't take her long to rectify this situation, and soon she is having orgasm after orgasm at the behest of her "dominant" partner, Mr. Grey. At my age, my arthritis flared up just reading about Ana's sexual gymnastics. And for some reason, I kept thinking about her contracting genital warts. Soon, however, Ana's endless pyrotechnic climaxes resembled repetitively watching porn: after a while, it leaves me bored and yawning. That said, there was a definite infectiousness to the plot; and taking Viagra to stiffen my resolve, I persevered.

James' strong suit is her ability to elicit sympathy in the protagonist. I wanted to find out what happened to Anastasia, and that lent the story a compelling, page-turning quality. James is a polished novelist. Her dialogue is crisp, her prose poised, and her paragraphs well-parsed. The author's considerable skills notwithstanding, would I pick up an erotic romance like this again? Probably not.

But that's just me. "

ROFL! Seriously I haven't read these books but this review might just make me! P S if looking for erotic fiction I was surprised by The Slap!

i am a little excited to see it n the big screen not sure how thats gonna work either but when i read a book i get into it and see it in my mind and have to know what happens

it's deplorable that this "series" is being touted as legitimate literature. it does nothing more than objectify women, perpetuate sexism, & encourage abuse (not a bdsm relationship, like it claims). i've seen hardcore porn that does a better job of exhibiting a healthy relationship. not to mention the fact that the writing itself is sub-par at best. do yourselves a favor & read a real book.

I love you for this.

http://fiftyshadesofdave.blogspot.co.uk/

Give it a read if you can!

I read some of the blog, and it was amusing. The excerpts from the book were rather telling. I just didn't care enough about the subject matter, even from a man's perspective, to keep going.