JeepHair77 Member

You guys. My heart!

I have a serious oreo problem, but my current obsession is SweeTarts.

I just squealed. I love big puppy feet - he's so cute!

:D Recently, while on a new medication, I, apparently, waxed poetic about my love for my bed. It's a Tempurpedic Rhapsody. Our bedroom stays pretty chilly this time of year, so I have flannel sheets, which were newly-washed on that particular night, so they were extra-soft and smelled nice. I use a weighted blanket and…

He doesn't beg, really, he just tries to use the force. "You WILL give me a slice of apple..."

And then this one, too.

I found it, y'all. The Oreo that I don't like.

Husband bought a new rug. He said, "those dogs had better not think this is for them!" 13 seconds later:

Oh, yes. Sleep. I know they say "sleep when the baby sleeps" but even if that means you get 10 hours of sleep every day, getting it only in short chunks for weeks or months is still completely exhausting. My child didn't sleep through the night for a long enough time that I won't even tell you because it's terrifying. So…

Congratulations! Our kids are all teenagers now (!!!) and my advice is - this will pass. Every stage you go through, there will be some challenge that seems to consume you. Sleeping through the night, colic, potty-training, toddler tantrums, kindergarten adjustment (oh, lordy), picky eating, homework drama... all of it…

If someone posts a question about a product on Amazon, and you don't have the answer to the question, you can just move on without responding. I can't imagine why people do this:

For years, I told anyone who asked that I was going to be the first woman in the MLB. But I'm not really that athletically talented.

I'm happily married. But I sometimes MISS living alone and if he ever leaves me or dies, I will absolutely be perfectly happy to stay single. I'll eat what I like and I'll load the dishwasher correctly and I'll never watch basketball ever again. And the dogs will sleep with me. And I'll park my car in the garage like God…

Also, I underestimated how jealous I would be for my dog's affection. They have each OTHER and they aren't as snuggly with me. I'm a child.

OMG, I need to take some pictures of WWE Smackdown in my living room. Sabrina is about half of Titan's size, but she's scrappy, like Penny, and she is clearly the bossy one.

I'm so happy for you and for her! Congratulations!

I keep coming back to this stuff:

LOL! Just wait. When mine was littler, and repeating "Mommy! Mommy! MOMMY!" over and over didn't get my attention, she'd call me by my first name. Well, actually, she still does that. But it's not as cute at 13. :)

This thread shall not drop off the first page. Here's my little granny girl. She's not usually very photogenic, but this picture reminds me of that heartbreakingly cute Puss 'N Boots thing.

The progression of these cracks me up.

My daughter and I go to the Nutcracker every year. I love that. I also love wrapping gifts. It's therapeutic for me, or something. I get a glass of wine, turn on some music, put on the fire, and spend hours wrapping and making the bows beautiful. I might give you a terrible gift, but it's going to be PRETTY!

Oh, and here's another one, appropriate for this time of year, from when she was in kindergarten, I think. [singing] "Jingle Bells Batman Smells Robert laid an egg!"

When my daughter was about 4, she informed me that she wanted a bong for her birthday. A "bong"? Yes, a bong. You're saying "bong?" Yes. Bong. With a "b"? "BONG?" [exasperated at her stupid mother] YES! A BONG! A bong? Yeah! You bang on it and it goes "B-O-O-O-O-N-G-G-G!" :D

Oh, my heart!

Last night, when I was petting this guy, I accidentally triggered stoner mode.

Android user - do I even have read receipts? I don't think so. I can't see when other people have read my messages, either. Is this really a thing? Are people actually getting all het up because someone may or may not have "read" their message at 12:53 but now it's 1:04 and they still haven't responded? This is what I hate…

My ex-husband walking down the stairs with some of my panties in his hand. He was taking souvenirs(?) Changed the locks after that one.