ilikenwf

Thanks everyone - the answer is quite clear.

I've found that eating stuff from there makes me really tired, sluggish, and sleepy... I'm trying to avoid it like the plague.

Get some white spandex and rub a chocolate bar down the outside buttcrack area...make sure the stain sets in...then wash it off.. Nobody will bother you, then.

I've had good experiences with DMAA, but it's somewhat dangerous if you have heart problems or take too much. I've also been taking Gymnema Sylvestre 30 minutes before meals (make sure to drink water with it, as it's really dense fiber), which helps you to not absorb as much excess sugar. Cool thing about it is that if you…