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I'll tell you the same thing I tell my fifth-grader daughter when she's worried about her hair being not quite right or her being the second to the last person to finish the math test or another perceived embarrassing issue... You're worried about what others are thinking about you. In reality, honey... they aren't…

Tados: Gorgeous!! Summertime girl! :flowerforyou:

Jacqui: TEENY waist!

Okay, this is hilarious. I read the topic and was thinking clothes specifically for "that time of the month". My answer was "yoga pants, baby". So..... not exactly what this topic is about, huh? I am dying laughing. Sorry! I'm no help in this department. :laugh:

I did that once in college. I was at school in Austin, Texas, where it is approximately the SURFACE OF THE SUN HOT in August. Dog in a hot car outside of Wal-Mart. Told Wal-Mart. They made an announcement. Nothing. Waited half an hour. Still nothing. Called the cops. Apparently, it was a busy crime day in Austin. Nothing.…

:drinker: I laughed out loud!

I'm completely happy with my face. It's the neck down that needs work.

This is Darwin in action, truly.

My husband is an amazing father. The kind I wanted when I was a child. He's also VERY slow to anger with me. I have backed into vehicles, made stupid mistakes in the checking account, forgotten to pick up dry cleaning, said something dumb... He rarely ever gets angry with me. His usual response is, "You didn't mean to do…

Steph: It's pretty obvious... LOL. Bodacious ta-tas!

P.S. - If I weighed what you did, I'd walk around all day butt nekkid with a rose between my teeth. Lose ten pounds? FROM WHERE? Send your husband to me. I'll give that boy a "Come to Jesus Meeting" he won't soon forget, and he'll buy you that dog and say, "Thank you, ma'am" to you as he does it. That boy needs an attitude…

PFFFT. When people ask me if I "let" my husband do this or that, I like to reply, "I'm his wife, not his warden." Same here. If you really want a dog, and you're willing to take the lead in taking care of it... he has no business placing a weight loss condition on it. I can just imagine if I wanted to get my hair…

I've had to actually put a little blurb in my "about me" section of Facebook, warning people that AM NOT INTERESTED in any product or business that uses the MLM model. It is crazy out there these days. I assume it's due to the economy. I am so tired of people spamming on Facebook about "That crazy wrap thing" (weight loss…

The food, hands down. I LOVE to exercise. I also love food. Sigh.

When I get to the point where I can ROCK a bikini, y'all better believe you'll be seeing it in my profile picture. So get my "W#@%*" decoder ring on order, baby... because I am ON MY WAY.

Statements like the "dogs like bones" are offensive and childish, just like statements about how men don't like "fat chicks" are offensive and childish. My husband wouldn't want a woman that was skinny. Other men might look at me and think "GROSS". It's all about personal preference. Body shaming by anyone of ANYONE is the…

My marriage - "God Blessed the Broken Road" (number of different artists, Rascal Flatts is probably the one more people would know) :heart: Every long lost dream led me to where you are Others who broke my heart they were like Northern stars Pointing me on my way into your loving arms This much I know is true That God…

The longer I live and the more weird crap like this I hear about, the more I realize that I am one of the most normal people I know.

I used to have bodacious ta-tas. Now I can barely scrape up a "ta". Sigh. Good news, though... They're making those things EVERY DAY. When I get to my weight loss goal, if I want sparkly new ones, I can do that. :laugh:

I laughed out loud at "lizard over-lord stuff". :laugh: One night the phone rings, and I pick up, and it's this guy from high school that I hung out with :::coughcough:::: years ago and haven't seen since we walked the stage. We're chatting, I'm giving my husband a "what the hell?" look as I scribble on a piece of paper…

^The above is what my nutritionist told me. She had me increase my calories from my self-imposed 1200 a day up to 1850 because of how much I work out. She also had me INCREASE the fat I was eating, which scared me to death. Most days I just can't eat that much, but it feels SO good not to be hungry anymore! Plus, while I…

You know what makes me nuts? ANY weight-loss product hyped via MLM. "Have you tried THAT CRAZY WRAP THING? You can lose a BAJILLION inches by sticking this magical papery stuff to your body. Just look at my before and after photos, because those are TOTALLY NOT FAKE!" or "Hi! I'm with Team Beachbody! The best way to lose…

AIM is still around? WHO KNEW?

Sassy!! :)

You rock! It takes all of 30 seconds to eat a cookie... and an HOUR to burn the damn stuff off. Not worth it! Way to hang tough!

I've read the books, so I know what happens... and seeing the "Red Wedding" still made me cry!

Lennon - #9. Your wedding pic. BEAUUUUUTIFUL and "awwwww!!!!"

Yeah, I'm with Katina. I am SO SICK of seeing duckface and kissy lips.

Stay-at-home wife, mom, and June Cleaver -- Best. Job. EVER. (For me, anyway!)

Geyser: Strong!