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Survived the stupidity

Bandar Seri Begawan, Brunei

The Choctaw word for Grey Eagle

Used car salesman

When I worked for a CPA firm, I was one of only 2 men in a department full of ladies. I used to hear this, or a version of it a lot. Someone would get a short hair cut while saying, "It will be easier to take care of, and I don't have to worry about it." Ultimately, it always ended up the same. It would be nice in the…

Really necessary to bad mouth Americans?

Interlocked, Tiny Wings, Dumb Ways to Die, Dots, Free Flow

Case in point: Its

I say do as you wish. However, the prissy etiquette gestapo thinks otherwise: http://www.dressaday.com/2005/05/30/rules-for-dresses-at-weddings-not-rules-for-wedding-dresses/

Congratulations. Here, have a GS thin mint...

This is the same reason I don't eat carrots. Every single person that ate carrots in 1873 is now dead. Every single one of them. I'm not taking any chances, so I just say no to carrots.

Should go Pirate instead. Ninjas don't have wenches.

Grammer an speelingh alway has a weird effluence on others. The affect of this effect is two be to lose with they're understanding of language.

It appears to be less about cleaniness and more about control.

What does that mean? Instead of twirling the r in burrrrrito, you give it a guttural sound?

10 For a retired ninja and full time zoo animal fertilization facilitator, you have that orangy-red glow of heath and hotness.

Using the show as reference, I found that "Water Boy" got the mumbling accent right.

Her name was Mary.

How about something practical: I'd tell my 17 year old self to save like a mad man and buy Microsoft when it goes public in 5 years. Also, the knowledge that after Rebecca rips your heart out next year the future will not be kind to her. Take solace in that karma nails her. (Uh that is Karma, and not Steve Karma.)

Girl Scout Thin Mints I hate the fact that a serving size is pretty much one whole sleeve. Don't believe? Try eating just one. Those little girls are evil.

People who wear those little blue-tooth ear pieces. I just want to slap it right off their head.

I think the proper male response is why waste a good brain on a woman? Before you go there j/k. :)

I finally reached the end of two my years, and I will be getting a new phone here in a few days. All my coworkers have had "accidents" to get new non-BB phones. I toughed it out. When the new phone arrives (I haven't decided which yet,) I'm going to run over my old BB Storm II with my car and then set it on fire to make…

Parking lot at Manhattan Beach, CA.

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Yep Her name was Vici: Voice Input Child Identicant

Probably, but we must let Darwin do his work.

Maybe you need a Tawny Kitaen to roll around on the hood of your car as you work out.

Do you have the correct hair?

In another thread you mentioned that you were a ninja. Do you find your ninja skills helpful in your day job as an animal....hmm....as an animal procreation facilitator?