karenjoy Member

Over 50 Grandma legs

Suit, tie, shirt... I dont know what world its ok to NOT dress in at least a nice suit for a Wedding, if your wife is a bridesmaid then you will be part of the entire day, so that means make an effort. I would say a nice suit is ok, and if its a formal wedding you might consider a three piece Unless its a REALLY formal…

Mine when I was 21 pretty much

I am obviously so angry I had no idea lol How weird :flowerforyou:

I must have typed this in internet code I am not angry at all

UUUMMMM not exactly sure why you are so angry at me But have a lovely day and i am glad you love your nephew, I was not telling anyone what to do, I was saying what I do...that is different, and I dont have any issues about food...I just wanted to point out that not all grandmothers feed their grandchildren sweets and junk…

I love boobies, they are awesome, especially natural ones jiggle

I think nude is the way forward on a nice sunny day I am often nude, so yeah, do it!!

I was breastfeeding my son when we was newborn, and my Daughter was watching with great interest, and asked me what I was doing, I said I am giving him some milk, and that I had done the same with her when she was little. She considered this for a while and then said 'is it juice in the other one?'

not sure, but I do know that since I hit my mid 40's I have got hit on by more men that iI can shake ny *kitten* at I would imagine its confidence and self assurance

everyone of my children is taller than me But my granddaughter isn't!

I am usually described as curvy or hourglass I think its a description of my shape, I go out and in and out...

vile common people people who wear caps inside people who spit people who swear in front of children people who don't wash or use deodorant People who I don't agree with....obvs

I think he knows also My children being happy, My little granddaughter My friends My bed My bath Shopping for new dresses A latte in a pub Hotel breakfasts a meal in an Italian restaurant chip butties ice cream on the sea front handmade chocolates in bed window shopping the sun on my face laughing together talking walking…

dieting makes you lose your feminine curves, you will just be bones and not a proper woman if you lose weight Oh and never breast feed, it make your boobs sag, I breast fed all my babies and you would not want to look at me naked.... well actually that might be a lie

clean white cotton sheets fresh bread a smile the sun streaming in my window when I wake a nice hot bath the sounds of a warm meadow on a quiet afternoon, the crickets and birds and bees...bliss a beautiful view sitting with a coffee watching the world go by sunbathing naked chocolate covered brandy soaked black cherries…

I am a Mother-in-law beware, we are evil *****es just because we can be that said Traditionally the wording on the invite is Mr and Mrs Your Parents name request the pleasure of the company of the guest to celebrate the Wedding of their daughter your name, but only first names to Mr your fiance's full name at place time…

Clearly he is Arthur, King of the Britons.

http://youtu.be/rwHlq89W6DY This it's awesome

Nuts oh and a really, really big stick I think its stick, hang on while I check

yes, obviously I make really great ones, my neighbours are often banging on the wall

persevere, it will work if you wave them about and make the right noises

try waving them about

I usually just smile and say thank you, although I am not good at taking compliments from my loved ones, strangers saying something nice gives me less issues lol I did recently get three marriage proposals on a night out, are they compliments? lol If I am honest I get stared at more than complimented, which is amusing and…

fabulous, what a lovely victory x

I live on the Isle of Wight....a rare breed indeed

This

Oh I am very good.......very and I can lick my own elbow.....

A guy in a nightclub once said to me 'I want to go on honeymoon with you, not the laying on the beach part, just the night bit' At a school reunion the other week I got three marriage proposals...all from married men...the last one told me he was sure his wife would be happy with the arrangement I was once pestered by a…

Thank you all so much for the great suggestions, my feelings are I think this needs Dr but I am a bit rubbish and hate to go unless there is something really wrong, going to see my Dr and saying my arms hurts when I do this...makes me think of the old joke But I had been thinking rotator cuff injury, and this sort of makes…