How to attract women, fail safe tested method

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karenjoy
karenjoy Posts: 1,841 Member
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Ok so yesterday we went to the monkey sanctuary, I inadvertently discovered that the way to get all the monkeys no matter how absorbed they are in what they are doing, how uninterested in life and people in general they may appear, there is a way to make them come to you and ignore all the other people, have a toy monkey with you...total result.

So men, if you want similar success with women, carry around an inflatable sex doll and you are sure to attract them in their hundreds

This has been tested on animals so must be true

I have video evidence

Any results beyond the initial crowding around you may depend on your own behaviour and I accept no responsibility for any injuries etc as a result of the volume of women, I also suggest you carry a stick for your own protection
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  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
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    Ok so yesterday we went to the monkey sanctuary, I inadvertently discovered that the way to get all the monkeys no matter how absorbed they are in what they are doing, how uninterested in life and people in general they may appear, there is a way to make them come to you and ignore all the other people, have a toy monkey with you...total result.

    So men, if you want similar success with women, carry around an inflatable sex doll and you are sure to attract them in their hundreds

    This has been tested on animals so must be true

    I have video evidence

    Any results beyond the initial crowding around you may depend on your own behaviour and I accept no responsibility for any injuries etc as a result of the volume of women, I also suggest you carry a stick for your own protection

    a scene from Inflatable Dolls Gone Wild!

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  • sam308lbs
    sam308lbs Posts: 1,939 Member
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    u mirin?

    diapo_sex_dolls9.jpg
  • JenAndSome
    JenAndSome Posts: 1,908 Member
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    u mirin?

    diapo_sex_dolls9.jpg


    Shudder. Way too much creepiness going on there.
  • Fit_NYC_
    Fit_NYC_ Posts: 1,389 Member
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    I knew I was missing something...
  • sam308lbs
    sam308lbs Posts: 1,939 Member
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    u mirin?

    diapo_sex_dolls9.jpg


    Shudder. Way too much creepiness going on there.
    Op it didnt work!:angry:
  • karenjoy
    karenjoy Posts: 1,841 Member
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    u mirin?

    diapo_sex_dolls9.jpg


    Shudder. Way too much creepiness going on there.
    Op it didnt work!:angry:

    try waving them about
  • Fit_NYC_
    Fit_NYC_ Posts: 1,389 Member
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    They're not approaching, but I am getting women to look at me!
  • karenjoy
    karenjoy Posts: 1,841 Member
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    They're not approaching, but I am getting women to look at me!

    persevere, it will work if you wave them about and make the right noises
  • Fit_NYC_
    Fit_NYC_ Posts: 1,389 Member
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    wait.. there's noises?

    ok... I'll try again...
  • karenjoy
    karenjoy Posts: 1,841 Member
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    wait.. there's noises?

    ok... I'll try again...

    yes, obviously

    I make really great ones, my neighbours are often banging on the wall
  • Prettymisssparkles
    Prettymisssparkles Posts: 1,274 Member
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  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
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    u mirin?

    diapo_sex_dolls9.jpg

    I was totally attracted to this guy from some unknown reason, but he broke my heart when he told me all he like was plastic and Asian.
  • EirePetal
    EirePetal Posts: 54 Member
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    Men with blow-up dolls are soooooo SEXY! You know what would be even better is if the doll was dressed as a clown. I would just melt...
  • Fit_NYC_
    Fit_NYC_ Posts: 1,389 Member
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    wait.. there's noises?

    ok... I'll try again...

    yes, obviously

    I make really great ones, my neighbours are often banging on the wall

    I'm obviously doing it wrong :(
    I need better noises...
  • saxmaniac
    saxmaniac Posts: 1,133 Member
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    You know, I think I'm just going to stick with a big bag of ducks, instead. But thanks for the tip.
  • Juliejustsaying
    Juliejustsaying Posts: 2,332 Member
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    wait, wut?

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  • Vincentsz
    Vincentsz Posts: 407 Member
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    HAHAHA!
  • SoDamnHungry
    SoDamnHungry Posts: 6,998 Member
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    This works really well on me.
  • sam308lbs
    sam308lbs Posts: 1,939 Member
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    u mirin?

    diapo_sex_dolls9.jpg

    I was totally attracted to this guy from some unknown reason, but he broke my heart when he told me all he like was plastic and Asian.
    Now hang on for a sec. Not all of them are asians, the left one is a latina. He just said that to you so he could reject you before you rejected him. Its a defence mechanism you see, the guy has all the feels.
  • Juliejustsaying
    Juliejustsaying Posts: 2,332 Member
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