How to attract women, fail safe tested method

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  • Fit_NYC_
    Fit_NYC_ Posts: 1,389 Member
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    So now I need noises and chocolate?
    Anything else???
  • karenjoy
    karenjoy Posts: 1,841 Member
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    So now I need noises and chocolate?
    Anything else???

    Nuts

    oh and a really, really big stick

    I think its stick, hang on while I check
  • Fit_NYC_
    Fit_NYC_ Posts: 1,389 Member
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    So we're back at the proverbial nuts and stick... lol
  • _Waffle_
    _Waffle_ Posts: 13,049 Member
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    You could use one as a nut cracker.

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  • ebgbjo
    ebgbjo Posts: 821 Member
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    andrew-mccarthy-mannequin.jpg

    Now that is a great movie.
  • da_bears10089
    da_bears10089 Posts: 1,791 Member
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    You could use one as a nut cracker.

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    look at the fun bags on that... nut cracker
  • Fit_NYC_
    Fit_NYC_ Posts: 1,389 Member
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    ^ exactly ^
  • Dreaaa
    Dreaaa Posts: 319 Member
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    You could use one as a nut cracker.

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    look at the fun bags on that... nut cracker

    where can I buy one?
    is breast size customizable??
    I need to know!!
  • DashDeV
    DashDeV Posts: 545 Member
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    I had a moment with a Gorilla at the zoo. There were tons pf people crowded around watching him through the glass and he singled me out and began staring at me. He walked all the way over to where I was standing and sat right in front of me and just kept staring. It was one of the weirdest things I've ever experienced.
  • Legs_McGee
    Legs_McGee Posts: 845 Member
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    I had a moment with a Gorilla at the zoo. There were tons pf people crowded around watching him through the glass and he singled me out and began staring at me. He walked all the way over to where I was standing and sat right in front of me and just kept staring. It was one of the weirdest things I've ever experienced.

    Sounds hot. Although I prefer spider monkeys myself.
  • hookilau
    hookilau Posts: 3,134 Member
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    u mirin?

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    Shudder. Way too much creepiness going on there.

    Right? They have the faces of like 12 yr old children and the bodies of 14 yr olds. Blech.
  • sheenarama
    sheenarama Posts: 733 Member
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    andrew-mccarthy-mannequin.jpg

    Now that is a great movie.

    And I loved the song Nothing's Gonna Stop Us Now!!!
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
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    a scene from Inflatable Dolls Gone Wild!

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    The look on the guy in the green back there makes me think he is contmeplating whether or not he can grab one and run fast enough to get lucky with it.
  • da_bears10089
    da_bears10089 Posts: 1,791 Member
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    a scene from Inflatable Dolls Gone Wild!

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    The look on the guy in the green back there makes me think he is contmeplating whether or not he can grab one and run fast enough to get lucky with it.

    no, no, no you have got it all wrong... He is covering his mouth in disgust at the things that have done to all of the dolls in that pile.
  • Hexahedra
    Hexahedra Posts: 894 Member
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    You could use one as a nut cracker.

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    That looks to be about 2400 calories worth of nuts...
  • tomgonz60
    tomgonz60 Posts: 2
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    To attract woman, you must be Neat and clean, and be confident enough
    to approach and have some conversation with each other, and when having
    a conversation keep it fresh and funny, in that way you could prolong the conversation.

    my name is Tom of
    startattracting . net
  • ThePlight
    ThePlight Posts: 3,593 Member
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    -nvm- lol
  • sanderdejonge
    sanderdejonge Posts: 415 Member
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    To attract woman, you must be Neat and clean, and be confident enough
    to approach and have some conversation with each other, and when having
    a conversation keep it fresh and funny, in that way you could prolong the conversation.

    my name is Tom of
    startattracting . net
    I'd say an inflatable sex doll is way more effective.
  • FatHuMan1
    FatHuMan1 Posts: 1,028 Member
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    You could use one as a nut cracker.

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    If you put a beer tap in her mouth it would be the perfect man-cave accessory.
  • sanderdejonge
    sanderdejonge Posts: 415 Member
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    You could use one as a nut cracker.

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    If you put a beer tap in her mouth it would be the perfect man-cave accessory.
    HAHA!

    That just cracked me up.

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