Scale, why should I dump thee? Let me count the ways....

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RalfLott
RalfLott Posts: 5,036 Member
Well, well, well.

I moved my scale on the bathroom floor to avoid a wandering kitten and behold! - I weighed a full pound less. (Pretty good return on a microscopic energy expenditure, eh?) Yet another reminder not to put much value on what that lyin', cheatin', horse-eatin' rascal has to say.

So here's a quick list of reasons not to date your scale on anything but the most casual basis.

Reasons Not to Date Your Scale

1. It varies depending on where you set it.
2. Your own "true" weight on any given day is more like a 3-4 lb. range rather than a fixed number.
3. The nutritional information you use to compute your daily intake is often wildly accurate.
4. Your degree of hydration is prone to swings.
5. Added muscle tissue is heavy.
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10. The damn thing is just naturally fickle.

Anything missing?
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  • RalfLott
    RalfLott Posts: 5,036 Member
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    You might just need to poop. :wink:

    Right you are, this does happen now and then. But does your scale bother to inquire?
  • bjwoodzy
    bjwoodzy Posts: 593 Member
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    LOL
  • RalfLott
    RalfLott Posts: 5,036 Member
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    Bwaahahaaa!

    Pickle truthers.
  • anewlifeat40
    anewlifeat40 Posts: 179 Member
    edited June 2016
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    bjwoodzy wrote: »
    I need to add a bf element in my life. I'm woefully deficient in vitamin D, if you get my drift.

    OH. You meant body fat, not boyfriend.

    Bwahahaha! Funny!!
  • bjwoodzy
    bjwoodzy Posts: 593 Member
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    Hee hee.
  • nvmomketo
    nvmomketo Posts: 12,019 Member
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    Bwahahaha! :D
  • Working2BLean
    Working2BLean Posts: 386 Member
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    This thread is confusing

    Is this LC related?