Scale, why should I dump thee? Let me count the ways....

RalfLott
RalfLott Posts: 5,036 Member
edited November 13 in Social Groups
Well, well, well.

I moved my scale on the bathroom floor to avoid a wandering kitten and behold! - I weighed a full pound less. (Pretty good return on a microscopic energy expenditure, eh?) Yet another reminder not to put much value on what that lyin', cheatin', horse-eatin' rascal has to say.

So here's a quick list of reasons not to date your scale on anything but the most casual basis.

Reasons Not to Date Your Scale

1. It varies depending on where you set it.
2. Your own "true" weight on any given day is more like a 3-4 lb. range rather than a fixed number.
3. The nutritional information you use to compute your daily intake is often wildly accurate.
4. Your degree of hydration is prone to swings.
5. Added muscle tissue is heavy.
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10. The damn thing is just naturally fickle.

Anything missing?
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Replies

  • RalfLott
    RalfLott Posts: 5,036 Member
    You might just need to poop. :wink:

    Right you are, this does happen now and then. But does your scale bother to inquire?
  • bjwoodzy
    bjwoodzy Posts: 593 Member
    LOL
  • RalfLott
    RalfLott Posts: 5,036 Member
    Bwaahahaaa!

    Pickle truthers.
  • anewlifeat40
    anewlifeat40 Posts: 179 Member
    edited June 2016
    bjwoodzy wrote: »
    I need to add a bf element in my life. I'm woefully deficient in vitamin D, if you get my drift.

    OH. You meant body fat, not boyfriend.

    Bwahahaha! Funny!!
  • bjwoodzy
    bjwoodzy Posts: 593 Member
    Hee hee.
  • nvmomketo
    nvmomketo Posts: 12,019 Member
    Bwahahaha! :D
  • Working2BLean
    Working2BLean Posts: 386 Member
    This thread is confusing

    Is this LC related?
  • RowdysLady
    RowdysLady Posts: 1,370 Member
    I'm sick today and feeling lousy...this duo made me smile! You guys are hilarious. Vit D...ha!! Love it
  • jasperdog52554
    jasperdog52554 Posts: 115 Member
    *looser*
  • Panda_Poptarts
    Panda_Poptarts Posts: 971 Member
    I weigh more after I poop.

    That defies the laws of science, but it's true.
  • karebear5891
    karebear5891 Posts: 141 Member
    This thread has made my night. Just saying.

    But yeah, my scale has been fluctuating a lot, but I feel better and the fact of how busy I've been and the things I've accomplished this week speak volumes to the change in my energy level. I've had 3 people comment to me about noticing I'm losing weight, and these 3 people didn't know I had changed my WOE! I do weigh myself daily, but I don't take that number to heart. Oh! And shark week definitely affects it, too!
  • RalfLott
    RalfLott Posts: 5,036 Member
    I weigh more after I poop.

    That defies the laws of science, but it's true.

    Whew!

    That seems like a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an ..enema? Do you have a bidet attachment that endeavors to fill the void with olive oil?

    Or are you perhaps snacking on a pork roast while perched upon the throne?
  • RalfLott
    RalfLott Posts: 5,036 Member
    Can I just add that my scale is retarded as well. Pants are beginning to feel loser, so that's awesome. Monday, weighed myself then napped. Weighed again post nap. I gained 1.4 lbs in my sleep! dirty rotten *kitten*

    I must have been eating donuts in my sleep again ;)

    That *might* loosely fit under #10 above...
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