Very TMI.. enter at your own risk. Question for men.
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So the sandwich is an "after sex" sandwich...um well I'll make one if the guy gets me off....otherwise make your own sandwich
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I'm still waiting to find a man rich enough to send me to culinary school. I figure, if a man wants gourmet food, he can damn well pay for it. Otherwise, he gets some meat slapped on some bread, and only then if he bought enough bread and meat for both of us!
I don't think an after-sex sandwich requires culinary school.I usually tell guys that I'll make them a damn sandwich when they change the oil in my car! For as long as I change my own oil, I make my own sandwiches (my sandwiches even come with beer!)
What the heck does changing oil have to do with an after-sex sandwich? I mean, I've "checked the oil" during sex...but I think we are talking totally different things here :smokin: just sayin!
No backtracking, now you're just adding a qualifier :P
I make great "after sex" sandwiches if the sex was great! You'll know if it wasn't if I roll over and go to sleep. :devil:0 -
Lol I asked him at dive bar if he was a prude which he said no. He asked if I was.. I said no. What brought this up, I had to take a call at dive bar (bad bad but it was my BFF about my new job and possibly starting today). Anywho, I was outside and I saw my bro in laws step mom going into adult store. Being me and awesome, I waved and said hi. She was mortified!!
So I go back in and tell him. He asked if I looked down in her for visiting naughty store and I said no, but it was funny. He said he had never went to a toy store before.
Well fast forward to later that night, I dragged him into the toy store. I said I wanted to pop his cherry. He was like "this is a funny 1st date!" :blushing:
That's a ganster-*kitten* first date. Well done!
Thanks. We were supposed to go out on Saturday as that's his 1st day off in 2 weeks but he can't wait and is taking another detour tomorrow night. I'm excited to see him again!!0 -
I've had a few girls that do and a few that don't... and one that accidentally got it on her face for being indecisive... don't be that girl lol0
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I've had a few girls that do and a few that don't... and one that accidentally got it on her face for being indecisive... don't be that girl lol
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No backtracking, now you're just adding a qualifier :P
I make great "after sex" sandwiches if the sex was great! You'll know if it wasn't if I roll over and go to sleep. :devil:
If sex and sandwich are in the same sentence, and there is a man involved in the sex...it's an after-sex sandwich. There is no qualifier needed. See Universal Sex Handbook section 7.1.2 paragraph 2.I've had a few girls that do and a few that don't... and one that accidentally got it on her face for being indecisive... don't be that girl lol
The classic "glue your eye shut" move! Nice!0 -
I've had a few girls that do and a few that don't... and one that accidentally got it on her face for being indecisive... don't be that girl lol
Semen in the eyeball sucks! D80 -
I've had a few girls that do and a few that don't... and one that accidentally got it on her face for being indecisive... don't be that girl lol
Semen in the eyeball sucks! D8
Speaking from experience?0 -
I've had a few girls that do and a few that don't... and one that accidentally got it on her face for being indecisive... don't be that girl lol
Semen in the eyeball sucks! D8
Speaking from experience?
Yeah, it was when I lost my virginity. Idiot couldn't aim. "I was trying to get it on your boobs!" Right.0 -
I've had a few girls that do and a few that don't... and one that accidentally got it on her face for being indecisive... don't be that girl lol
Money shot lol....0 -
I've had a few girls that do and a few that don't... and one that accidentally got it on her face for being indecisive... don't be that girl lol
Thank you for the wise words.0 -
I just have to add that as a virgin this thread is hilarious to read. Sorry for the interruption, keep on!0
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I just have to add that as a virgin this thread is hilarious to read. Sorry for the interruption, keep on!
lol use it as an educational tool. Once you decide your ready you'll have a list of things to do :bigsmile:0 -
I'm still waiting to find a man rich enough to send me to culinary school. I figure, if a man wants gourmet food, he can damn well pay for it. Otherwise, he gets some meat slapped on some bread, and only then if he bought enough bread and meat for both of us!
I don't think an after-sex sandwich requires culinary school.I usually tell guys that I'll make them a damn sandwich when they change the oil in my car! For as long as I change my own oil, I make my own sandwiches (my sandwiches even come with beer!)
What the heck does changing oil have to do with an after-sex sandwich? I mean, I've "checked the oil" during sex...but I think we are talking totally different things here :smokin: just sayin!
You guys all fall asleep after sex anyway, I'll just go make myself a sandwich, provided he has some mustard in the fridge.
And she's on to something with that oil change. It's a simple exchange of services. It's sex that no longer has anything to do with the subject.
I'll be nice though, I think an oil change is worth two sandwiches. Three if he takes the oil over to recycling.0 -
I'm still waiting to find a man rich enough to send me to culinary school. I figure, if a man wants gourmet food, he can damn well pay for it. Otherwise, he gets some meat slapped on some bread, and only then if he bought enough bread and meat for both of us!
I don't think an after-sex sandwich requires culinary school.I usually tell guys that I'll make them a damn sandwich when they change the oil in my car! For as long as I change my own oil, I make my own sandwiches (my sandwiches even come with beer!)
What the heck does changing oil have to do with an after-sex sandwich? I mean, I've "checked the oil" during sex...but I think we are talking totally different things here :smokin: just sayin!
You guys all fall asleep after sex anyway, I'll just go make myself a sandwich, provided he has some mustard in the fridge.
And she's on to something with that oil change. It's a simple exchange of services. It's sex that no longer has anything to do with the subject.
I'll be nice though, I think an oil change is worth two sandwiches. Three if he takes the oil over to recycling.
Taking the oil to the recycling is part of the oil change! Just like me going to the grocery store to get the sammich supplies is part of sammich making. And I max out at two sandwiches. One for me and one for him, hahahaha!
To be fair, I make wicked big sammies.0 -
Don't mean to interrupt the TMI but I'm a hot mess!! About to meet Mr. Stunt. Doh!!!0
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Don't mean to interrupt the TMI but I'm a hot mess!! About to meet Mr. Stunt. Doh!!!
Make a thread so we can all freak out with you! :drinker:0 -
Aghhhhh it went well. Still very nervous around each other but by the end we were cracking up. Then we kissed more. :blushing: He stops mid kiss, grabs my face and tells me I'm so beautiful.
If I wasn't trying to be a good girl I would have taken him down right then and there but instead we said goodnight as hrbwas exhausted and has to be at work early. 0 -
One of my ex's always wanted to finish me off orally (TMI?) and every once in a while we wouldn't be quick enough about it and she'd catch one in the face. I miss her.I've had a few girls that do and a few that don't... and one that accidentally got it on her face for being indecisive... don't be that girl lol0 -
One of my ex's always wanted to finish me off orally (TMI?) and every once in a while we wouldn't be quick enough about it and she'd catch one in the face. I miss her.I've had a few girls that do and a few that don't... and one that accidentally got it on her face for being indecisive... don't be that girl lol
So, you're in the middle of banging away, and you want to cum, and she says "pull out and cum in my mouth"??
Seriously??
Ermmm did you ever ask her why?? :huh:0 -
One of my ex's always wanted to finish me off orally (TMI?) and every once in a while we wouldn't be quick enough about it and she'd catch one in the face. I miss her.I've had a few girls that do and a few that don't... and one that accidentally got it on her face for being indecisive... don't be that girl lol
So, you're in the middle of banging away, and you want to cum, and she says "pull out and cum in my mouth"??
Seriously??
Ermmm did you ever ask her why?? :huh:
She wasn't getting enough protein in her daily diet. Gotta get those macros lined up!0 -
One of my ex's always wanted to finish me off orally (TMI?) and every once in a while we wouldn't be quick enough about it and she'd catch one in the face. I miss her.I've had a few girls that do and a few that don't... and one that accidentally got it on her face for being indecisive... don't be that girl lol
So, you're in the middle of banging away, and you want to cum, and she says "pull out and cum in my mouth"??
Seriously??
Ermmm did you ever ask her why?? :huh:
She wasn't getting enough protein in her daily diet. Gotta get those macros lined up!
yeah Kits, was wondering if it was nutritional or thirst, or what? :laugh: Did you ever take her out to dinner Roadie??
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One of my ex's always wanted to finish me off orally (TMI?) and every once in a while we wouldn't be quick enough about it and she'd catch one in the face. I miss her.I've had a few girls that do and a few that don't... and one that accidentally got it on her face for being indecisive... don't be that girl lol
So, you're in the middle of banging away, and you want to cum, and she says "pull out and cum in my mouth"??
Seriously??
Ermmm did you ever ask her why?? :huh:
She wasn't getting enough protein in her daily diet. Gotta get those macros lined up!
yeah Kits, was wondering if it was nutritional or thirst, or what? :laugh: Did you ever take her out to dinner Roadie??
lol ... Some women have a thing for the taste of it. Also if your not into contraceptives this is a better method then pulling out lol.0 -
One of my ex's always wanted to finish me off orally (TMI?) and every once in a while we wouldn't be quick enough about it and she'd catch one in the face. I miss her.I've had a few girls that do and a few that don't... and one that accidentally got it on her face for being indecisive... don't be that girl lol
So, you're in the middle of banging away, and you want to cum, and she says "pull out and cum in my mouth"??
Seriously??
Ermmm did you ever ask her why?? :huh:
She wasn't getting enough protein in her daily diet. Gotta get those macros lined up!
yeah Kits, was wondering if it was nutritional or thirst, or what? :laugh: Did you ever take her out to dinner Roadie??
lol ... Some women have a thing for the taste of it. Also if your not into contraceptives this is a better method then pulling out lol.
There are still people that are "not into contraceptives"?
I think we call them "parents".0 -
One of my ex's always wanted to finish me off orally (TMI?) and every once in a while we wouldn't be quick enough about it and she'd catch one in the face. I miss her.I've had a few girls that do and a few that don't... and one that accidentally got it on her face for being indecisive... don't be that girl lol
So, you're in the middle of banging away, and you want to cum, and she says "pull out and cum in my mouth"??
Seriously??
Ermmm did you ever ask her why?? :huh:
She wasn't getting enough protein in her daily diet. Gotta get those macros lined up!
yeah Kits, was wondering if it was nutritional or thirst, or what? :laugh: Did you ever take her out to dinner Roadie??
lol ... Some women have a thing for the taste of it. Also if your not into contraceptives this is a better method then pulling out lol.
There are still people that are "not into contraceptives"?
I think we call them "parents".
Well there is a few other things we can call them but I think it falls under the mean evil catagory0 -
One of my ex's always wanted to finish me off orally (TMI?) and every once in a while we wouldn't be quick enough about it and she'd catch one in the face. I miss her.I've had a few girls that do and a few that don't... and one that accidentally got it on her face for being indecisive... don't be that girl lol
So, you're in the middle of banging away, and you want to cum, and she says "pull out and cum in my mouth"??
Seriously??
Ermmm did you ever ask her why?? :huh:
She wasn't getting enough protein in her daily diet. Gotta get those macros lined up!
yeah Kits, was wondering if it was nutritional or thirst, or what? :laugh: Did you ever take her out to dinner Roadie??
lol ... Some women have a thing for the taste of it. Also if your not into contraceptives this is a better method then pulling out lol.
There are still people that are "not into contraceptives"?
I think we call them "parents".
Well there is a few other things we can call them but I think it falls under the mean evil catagory
Hey now, it's not their fault they got an abstinence only education and don't know any better :laugh:0 -
I actually will admit that my ex loved it if he could finish the way Roadie's girlfriend wanted him to do. So while it isn't something I was in to, I started doing that for his reaction. That relationship didn't last, but it was funny having sex with someone else and mentally expecting him to like to do the same thing.
Maybe her boyfriend before you, Dave, trained her to do that Sounds like you have a backup plan if it doesn't work with the current girlfriend, haha... 0 -
What does wearing contraceptives have to do with finishing in someone's mouth? They come off pretty easily you know.
One of my ex's always wanted to finish me off orally (TMI?) and every once in a while we wouldn't be quick enough about it and she'd catch one in the face. I miss her.I've had a few girls that do and a few that don't... and one that accidentally got it on her face for being indecisive... don't be that girl lol
So, you're in the middle of banging away, and you want to cum, and she says "pull out and cum in my mouth"??
Seriously??
Ermmm did you ever ask her why?? :huh:
She wasn't getting enough protein in her daily diet. Gotta get those macros lined up!
yeah Kits, was wondering if it was nutritional or thirst, or what? :laugh: Did you ever take her out to dinner Roadie??
lol ... Some women have a thing for the taste of it. Also if your not into contraceptives this is a better method then pulling out lol.
I never actually asked her about it, it was just something that turned her on. To each their own, right? Like the choking thing.
I probably shouldn't write this because I'm sure I'll have a bunch of random guys asking me for her number, but she was just very "orally fixated" if you know what I mean. The funny thing is she was a vegetarian.0 -
but she was just very "orally fixated" if you know what I mean.
I find the men I've been with enjoy this about me. Win win ... why didn't you keep her? 0 -
She couldn't keep a job, but somehow it was never her fault. Nothing was ever her fault, not even when she slept with another guy.but she was just very "orally fixated" if you know what I mean.
I find the men I've been with enjoy this about me. Win win ... why didn't you keep her?0
