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  • jkandktmom
    jkandktmom Posts: 1,010 Member
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    I confess I read 50 Shades and am reading the next one but I am not impressed. Go to dinner> have sex> argue> have sex> take a shower> have sex>argue>etc. etc. And the vanilla sex scenes are ALL the same. I've read better writing on literotica. Although I'll probably finish the book just because I've invested this much time in it.

    I just wanted to agree with whoever said it wasn't good.

    I can't believe I'm writing this but just wait to the tampon scene...

    I read them all. Intriguing but just average writing.

    I know... I could not believe what I was reading! Who would do that?? AND who would want them to??

    Yes, literotica is my go to porn too. I love to read the stories.
  • jenbit
    jenbit Posts: 4,289 Member
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    I confess that today is the day. My last book in my wheel of time series comes out. I will be locking myself in my room right after I get out of work and putting my phone on silent. I'm even getting take out for dinner so I don't have to cook and can spend more time reading. I want a do not disturb sign for my door lol
  • TheKitsune6
    TheKitsune6 Posts: 5,798 Member
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    I confess that before I left on vacation I checked out 50 Shades of Grey from the library and then promptly did not touch it... now it's been sitting on the passenger seat of my car and is overdue so I'm wrestling with returning it and paying the fine, or if it being overdue means I have to read it now? But I kind of hate Twilight and it's a Twilight fanfic that means it's got to be even worse.... I dunno.
  • Jennifer2387
    Jennifer2387 Posts: 957 Member
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    I confess that before I left on vacation I checked out 50 Shades of Grey from the library and then promptly did not touch it... now it's been sitting on the passenger seat of my car and is overdue so I'm wrestling with returning it and paying the fine, or if it being overdue means I have to read it now? But I kind of hate Twilight and it's a Twilight fanfic that means it's got to be even worse.... I dunno.

    Here is the deal .. if you are of the more adventenurous types in bed and have read erotica before .. you probably won't like it. I had never read anything like it before, so to me .. it was new and very exciting. lol. The writing is not the best in the world .. but I don't think that is the point really. I mean, if you are reading it to get a great story out of it .. you won't. But .. I loved the way the guy got all gooey for her. Which, I loved about Edward and Bella too .. so.

    To people that have read that type of book before they say that it is pretty tame as far as doms/subs go .. I thought it was degrading enough .. but apparently there is much worse out there. The series gets better with each book and I liked the last one the best.
  • Jennifer2387
    Jennifer2387 Posts: 957 Member
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    I confess you all need to go read Kits respons to: Rejection :/ .. I just ****ing laughed so hard I spit out my drink.
  • MissingMinnesota
    MissingMinnesota Posts: 7,486 Member
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    I confess I have spent more time on pintrest and myfitnesspal today then actually working and I probably did more work then half my teammates.
  • MissingMinnesota
    MissingMinnesota Posts: 7,486 Member
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    I confess I realized a new online deal breaker. If a guy has a picture of himself wearing jorts and it isn't a joke it is a turn off.
  • TheKitsune6
    TheKitsune6 Posts: 5,798 Member
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    I confess I realized a new online deal breaker. If a guy has a picture of himself wearing jorts and it isn't a joke it is a turn off.

    WTF is a jort?
  • christine24t
    christine24t Posts: 6,064 Member
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    I confess I realized a new online deal breaker. If a guy has a picture of himself wearing jorts and it isn't a joke it is a turn off.

    WTF is a jort?

    Jean shorts.
    Agree 100%
  • will010574
    will010574 Posts: 761 Member
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    I confess I thought I was the only one who liked literotica!!
  • RunIntheMud
    RunIntheMud Posts: 2,645 Member
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    I confess I had to check out the Rejection post....Brilliant Kits!!

    And, Jorts....complete turnoff!!! Eck
  • TheKitsune6
    TheKitsune6 Posts: 5,798 Member
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    I confess I just did a google image search of "Jorts"

    horrified-computer-reaction-7QZDKO.jpg
  • afv417
    afv417 Posts: 466 Member
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    I confess I just did a google image search of "Jorts"

    horrified-computer-reaction-7QZDKO.jpg

    This alone tells me to kick my curiosity. Thanks! :)
  • TheKitsune6
    TheKitsune6 Posts: 5,798 Member
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    I confess I just did a google image search of "Jorts"

    horrified-computer-reaction-7QZDKO.jpg

    This alone tells me to kick my curiosity. Thanks! :)

    Sooooooo much hairy man butt.
  • MissingMinnesota
    MissingMinnesota Posts: 7,486 Member
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    jorts.jpg
  • TheKitsune6
    TheKitsune6 Posts: 5,798 Member
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    jorts.jpg

    Thug life.
  • jkandktmom
    jkandktmom Posts: 1,010 Member
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    Really on the jort thing? I'm pretty sure everyone still wears them here in Iowa. Farmer's Daughter am I crazy??
  • MissingMinnesota
    MissingMinnesota Posts: 7,486 Member
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    Really on the jort thing? I'm pretty sure everyone still wears them here in Iowa. Farmer's Daughter am I crazy??

    Women can wear them guys can't.
  • flimflamfloz
    flimflamfloz Posts: 1,980 Member
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    jorts+patrol.jpg
    - WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM NOW?! you don't like jorts?
    - Dude... Let her go... We're way too cool for her.
  • MissingMinnesota
    MissingMinnesota Posts: 7,486 Member
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    Only male that can wear jorts

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