AmberStarr_87 Member

Omfg

I'm afraid of losing MFP friends... So there's that.

I'm not out of ******* jail!! Wtf?! That is all... No.

This is awesome.

Edit: Almost, THE. WORST. :blush:

:hushed:

I am THE. WORST. :blush:

I'll be staying away from this thread. Jackie does have some sexy calves though!

That's totes it. Nailed it!

Thank you.

From a sitting or standing position? And is there any tuck tape involved?

LIAR.

Maybe twin jets should use this so he's not confused about his stream anymore. I mastered the art of the urinal piss a long time ago.

Really, I'm just mad I can't make it look like a pee out of two holes.

You mad I get my rocks off while I'm awake instead?

Are you *kitten* 12?!!

Hide-a-peepee!!

If you pinch after you jizz, you can get it out and you wont have cake batter blocking your pee stream. Why I have to say this, I don't know. I guess "personal hygiene" was not a topic you paid much attention to. Can someone make this go away now?

F) I don't understand the question.

Epicene

Questioning @_incogNEATo_ 's gender.. Oh the irony. Also, pass.

DUDE! You sang Britney Spears to the man... Can you please shave your head and post a picture for all of us. This thread is sort of dying & I think it might help. Plus... It'll save Harry. I'm out, this *kitten* is ridiculous.

Apologize*

Glass half full, always!

HAAAAA! YAS!!

I'm pretty sure she is just bat *kitten* crazy..

Pull up a chair!