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sometimes..... not always... I get twin jets...?
TheCounselorx
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when I pee, I sometimes get twin jets!! it happens in the mornings... mostly after I've undertaken some strenuous cardio excercise the previous day... but sometimes everything is fine and its a regular single jet... can anyone tell me why?
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Clear the pipes out more often then.0
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You need to release yourself more often
Try being a woman! At least you have something you know it will directly come out of at the exact point! We can sit on a toilet and our pee goes under the seat lid down the outside of the toilet!! No idea how but it happens more than women let on!
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That's caused from *kitten* drying on the hole of your penis. What can happen is thread or some kind of other something can get on your penis and the *kitten* dries basically blocking part of the hole you pee out of.
source: my penis
I can't say smeg ma?0 -
Better get your Aviator's License, you know, safety first.0
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You might also have a pube block the tip.0
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andympanda wrote: »You might also have a pube block the tip.
How long are your pubes?0 -
_incogNEATo_ wrote: »andympanda wrote: »You might also have a pube block the tip.
How long are your pubes?
I think the real question is, how small is the equipment?0 -
If you pinch after you jizz, you can get it out and you wont have cake batter blocking your pee stream. Why I have to say this, I don't know. I guess "personal hygiene" was not a topic you paid much attention to. Can someone make this go away now?0
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Carpedieznutz wrote: »_incogNEATo_ wrote: »andympanda wrote: »You might also have a pube block the tip.
How long are your pubes?
I think the real question is, how small is the equipment?
Hide-a-peepee!!0 -
small penis = split stream0
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and umm i have no first hand knowledge...i swear. dammit!0
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AmberStarr_87 wrote: »If you pinch after you jizz, you can get it out and you wont have cake batter blocking your pee stream. Why I have to say this, I don't know. I guess "personal hygiene" was not a topic you paid much attention to. Can someone make this go away now?
What if I jizz a little in my sleep and don't know about it the next morning when I go to pee? All of a sudden I don't take proper hygienic care of myself anymore? FOH!0 -
_incogNEATo_ wrote: »AmberStarr_87 wrote: »If you pinch after you jizz, you can get it out and you wont have cake batter blocking your pee stream. Why I have to say this, I don't know. I guess "personal hygiene" was not a topic you paid much attention to. Can someone make this go away now?
What if I jizz a little in my sleep and don't know about it the next morning when I go to pee? All of a sudden I don't take proper hygienic care of myself anymore? FOH!
Are you *kitten* 12?!!0 -
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AmberStarr_87 wrote: »_incogNEATo_ wrote: »AmberStarr_87 wrote: »If you pinch after you jizz, you can get it out and you wont have cake batter blocking your pee stream. Why I have to say this, I don't know. I guess "personal hygiene" was not a topic you paid much attention to. Can someone make this go away now?
What if I jizz a little in my sleep and don't know about it the next morning when I go to pee? All of a sudden I don't take proper hygienic care of myself anymore? FOH!
Are you *kitten* 12?!!
No, you mad that I have better dreams than you?0 -
For some serious advice for a possible fake question....
It may be because your urethra is inflamed.
STD?0 -
_incogNEATo_ wrote: »AmberStarr_87 wrote: »_incogNEATo_ wrote: »AmberStarr_87 wrote: »If you pinch after you jizz, you can get it out and you wont have cake batter blocking your pee stream. Why I have to say this, I don't know. I guess "personal hygiene" was not a topic you paid much attention to. Can someone make this go away now?
What if I jizz a little in my sleep and don't know about it the next morning when I go to pee? All of a sudden I don't take proper hygienic care of myself anymore? FOH!
Are you *kitten* 12?!!
No, you mad that I have better dreams than you?
You mad I get my rocks off while I'm awake instead?
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buuurnnn0
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AmberStarr_87 wrote: »_incogNEATo_ wrote: »AmberStarr_87 wrote: »_incogNEATo_ wrote: »AmberStarr_87 wrote: »If you pinch after you jizz, you can get it out and you wont have cake batter blocking your pee stream. Why I have to say this, I don't know. I guess "personal hygiene" was not a topic you paid much attention to. Can someone make this go away now?
What if I jizz a little in my sleep and don't know about it the next morning when I go to pee? All of a sudden I don't take proper hygienic care of myself anymore? FOH!
Are you *kitten* 12?!!
No, you mad that I have better dreams than you?
You mad I get my rocks off while I'm awake instead?
You mad I can do both?0 -
_incogNEATo_ wrote: »AmberStarr_87 wrote: »_incogNEATo_ wrote: »AmberStarr_87 wrote: »_incogNEATo_ wrote: »AmberStarr_87 wrote: »If you pinch after you jizz, you can get it out and you wont have cake batter blocking your pee stream. Why I have to say this, I don't know. I guess "personal hygiene" was not a topic you paid much attention to. Can someone make this go away now?
What if I jizz a little in my sleep and don't know about it the next morning when I go to pee? All of a sudden I don't take proper hygienic care of myself anymore? FOH!
Are you *kitten* 12?!!
No, you mad that I have better dreams than you?
You mad I get my rocks off while I'm awake instead?
You mad I can do both?
Really, I'm just mad I can't make it look like a pee out of two holes.0 -
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AmberStarr_87 wrote: »_incogNEATo_ wrote: »AmberStarr_87 wrote: »_incogNEATo_ wrote: »AmberStarr_87 wrote: »_incogNEATo_ wrote: »AmberStarr_87 wrote: »If you pinch after you jizz, you can get it out and you wont have cake batter blocking your pee stream. Why I have to say this, I don't know. I guess "personal hygiene" was not a topic you paid much attention to. Can someone make this go away now?
What if I jizz a little in my sleep and don't know about it the next morning when I go to pee? All of a sudden I don't take proper hygienic care of myself anymore? FOH!
Are you *kitten* 12?!!
No, you mad that I have better dreams than you?
You mad I get my rocks off while I'm awake instead?
You mad I can do both?
Really, I'm just mad I can't make it look like a pee out of two holes.
Learn how to master one hole first.
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TheCounselorx wrote: »when I pee, I sometimes get twin jets!! it happens in the mornings... mostly after I've undertaken some strenuous cardio excercise the previous day... but sometimes everything is fine and its a regular single jet... can anyone tell me why?
Is "Strenuous Cardio" a euphemism?0 -
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_incogNEATo_ wrote: »AmberStarr_87 wrote: »_incogNEATo_ wrote: »AmberStarr_87 wrote: »_incogNEATo_ wrote: »AmberStarr_87 wrote: »_incogNEATo_ wrote: »AmberStarr_87 wrote: »If you pinch after you jizz, you can get it out and you wont have cake batter blocking your pee stream. Why I have to say this, I don't know. I guess "personal hygiene" was not a topic you paid much attention to. Can someone make this go away now?
What if I jizz a little in my sleep and don't know about it the next morning when I go to pee? All of a sudden I don't take proper hygienic care of myself anymore? FOH!
Are you *kitten* 12?!!
No, you mad that I have better dreams than you?
You mad I get my rocks off while I'm awake instead?
You mad I can do both?
Really, I'm just mad I can't make it look like a pee out of two holes.
Learn how to master one hole first.
Maybe twin jets should use this so he's not confused about his stream anymore. I mastered the art of the urinal piss a long time ago.0
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