sometimes..... not always... I get twin jets...?

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TheCounselorx
TheCounselorx Posts: 1,182 Member
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when I pee, I sometimes get twin jets!! it happens in the mornings... mostly after I've undertaken some strenuous cardio excercise the previous day... but sometimes everything is fine and its a regular single jet... can anyone tell me why?
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  • mockchoc
    mockchoc Posts: 6,573 Member
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    Clear the pipes out more often then.
  • Tigg_er
    Tigg_er Posts: 22,001 Member
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  • determined_ella
    determined_ella Posts: 4,354 Member
    edited June 2015
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    You need to release yourself more often ;)
    Try being a woman! At least you have something you know it will directly come out of at the exact point! We can sit on a toilet and our pee goes under the seat lid down the outside of the toilet!! No idea how but it happens more than women let on! :joy:
  • _incogNEATo_
    _incogNEATo_ Posts: 4,537 Member
    edited June 2015
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    That's caused from *kitten* drying on the hole of your penis. What can happen is thread or some kind of other something can get on your penis and the *kitten* dries basically blocking part of the hole you pee out of.

    source: my penis

    I can't say smeg ma?
  • Carpedieznutz
    Carpedieznutz Posts: 1,166 Member
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    Better get your Aviator's License, you know, safety first.
  • andympanda
    andympanda Posts: 763 Member
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    You might also have a pube block the tip.
  • AmberStarr_87
    AmberStarr_87 Posts: 1,291 Member
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  • _incogNEATo_
    _incogNEATo_ Posts: 4,537 Member
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    andympanda wrote: »
    You might also have a pube block the tip.

    How long are your pubes?
  • Carpedieznutz
    Carpedieznutz Posts: 1,166 Member
    edited June 2015
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    _incogNEATo_ wrote: »
    andympanda wrote: »
    You might also have a pube block the tip.

    How long are your pubes?

    I think the real question is, how small is the equipment?
  • AmberStarr_87
    AmberStarr_87 Posts: 1,291 Member
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    If you pinch after you jizz, you can get it out and you wont have cake batter blocking your pee stream. Why I have to say this, I don't know. I guess "personal hygiene" was not a topic you paid much attention to. Can someone make this go away now?
  • AmberStarr_87
    AmberStarr_87 Posts: 1,291 Member
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    Carpedieznutz wrote: »
    _incogNEATo_ wrote: »
    andympanda wrote: »
    You might also have a pube block the tip.

    How long are your pubes?

    I think the real question is, how small is the equipment?

    Hide-a-peepee!!
  • headofphat
    headofphat Posts: 1,597 Member
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    small penis = split stream
  • headofphat
    headofphat Posts: 1,597 Member
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    and umm i have no first hand knowledge...i swear. dammit!
  • _incogNEATo_
    _incogNEATo_ Posts: 4,537 Member
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    AmberStarr_87 wrote: »
    If you pinch after you jizz, you can get it out and you wont have cake batter blocking your pee stream. Why I have to say this, I don't know. I guess "personal hygiene" was not a topic you paid much attention to. Can someone make this go away now?

    What if I jizz a little in my sleep and don't know about it the next morning when I go to pee? All of a sudden I don't take proper hygienic care of myself anymore? FOH!
  • AmberStarr_87
    AmberStarr_87 Posts: 1,291 Member
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    _incogNEATo_ wrote: »
    AmberStarr_87 wrote: »
    If you pinch after you jizz, you can get it out and you wont have cake batter blocking your pee stream. Why I have to say this, I don't know. I guess "personal hygiene" was not a topic you paid much attention to. Can someone make this go away now?

    What if I jizz a little in my sleep and don't know about it the next morning when I go to pee? All of a sudden I don't take proper hygienic care of myself anymore? FOH!

    Are you *kitten* 12?!!
  • Carpedieznutz
    Carpedieznutz Posts: 1,166 Member
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    "Where are you going little fella?"
  • _incogNEATo_
    _incogNEATo_ Posts: 4,537 Member
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    AmberStarr_87 wrote: »
    _incogNEATo_ wrote: »
    AmberStarr_87 wrote: »
    If you pinch after you jizz, you can get it out and you wont have cake batter blocking your pee stream. Why I have to say this, I don't know. I guess "personal hygiene" was not a topic you paid much attention to. Can someone make this go away now?

    What if I jizz a little in my sleep and don't know about it the next morning when I go to pee? All of a sudden I don't take proper hygienic care of myself anymore? FOH!

    Are you *kitten* 12?!!

    No, you mad that I have better dreams than you?
  • Elle_Bronwyn15
    Elle_Bronwyn15 Posts: 296 Member
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    For some serious advice for a possible fake question....

    It may be because your urethra is inflamed.

    STD?

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