sometimes..... not always... I get twin jets...?

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  • AmberStarr_87
    AmberStarr_87 Posts: 1,291 Member
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    shoppingmaniac86 wrote: »
    AmberStarr_87 wrote: »
    shoppingmaniac86 wrote: »
    _incogNEATo_ wrote: »
    shoppingmaniac86 wrote: »
    _incogNEATo_ wrote: »
    AmberStarr_87 wrote: »
    _incogNEATo_ wrote: »
    AmberStarr_87 wrote: »
    _incogNEATo_ wrote: »
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    _incogNEATo_ wrote: »
    AmberStarr_87 wrote: »
    If you pinch after you jizz, you can get it out and you wont have cake batter blocking your pee stream. Why I have to say this, I don't know. I guess "personal hygiene" was not a topic you paid much attention to. Can someone make this go away now?

    What if I jizz a little in my sleep and don't know about it the next morning when I go to pee? All of a sudden I don't take proper hygienic care of myself anymore? FOH!

    Are you *kitten* 12?!!

    No, you mad that I have better dreams than you?

    You mad I get my rocks off while I'm awake instead?

    You mad I can do both?

    Really, I'm just mad I can't make it look like a pee out of two holes.

    Learn how to master one hole first.
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    Do not want to know how you know about this....

    I'm pretty damn sure you don't need one.

    You're right I pee in a straight line

    From a sitting or standing position? And is there any tuck tape involved?

    Both

    Thank you.
  • Rax1974
    Rax1974 Posts: 408 Member
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    CPhelps89 wrote: »
    Rax1974 wrote: »
    I have had way too many people do bad things to me when I am standing up peeing. Now I sit and can't miss the bowl. Plus there is no better feeling than a toilet seat against my butt cheeks.

    You either have terrible friends or a wonderful wife...

    She messes with me more than anyone. I think she is jealous I can pee standing up and keep my grouping within an inch at 8ft. I remember one morning I farted while peeing as she watched. I don't think she ever loved me more than at that moment. It is the little things.

  • Carpedieznutz
    Carpedieznutz Posts: 1,166 Member
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    asflatasapancake wrote: »
    I mentioned this before because I love bragging about myself, but I can pee my first, middle, and last name in cursive in the snow. I've been told I have good pee-manship.

    Went to the R. Kelly academy did you?
  • Elle_Bronwyn15
    Elle_Bronwyn15 Posts: 296 Member
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  • vypressme
    vypressme Posts: 228 Member
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    I thought this thread was about planes :'(
  • determined_ella
    determined_ella Posts: 4,354 Member
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    :joy: if we wanted to pee standing up we could ;) we don't need that cup thing to do so :joy:
  • Katiebear_81
    Katiebear_81 Posts: 719 Member
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    vypressme wrote: »
    I thought this thread was about planes :'(

    This actually made me laugh out loud. Which rarely happens on this site.

  • JayHesker
    JayHesker Posts: 12 Member
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    I see the troll-fest is in fine form today. Nice work everyone. This is a nice group of keyboard warriors.
  • _incogNEATo_
    _incogNEATo_ Posts: 4,537 Member
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    tekmonster99 wrote: »
    I see the troll-fest is in fine form today. Nice work everyone. This is a nice group of keyboard warriors.

    You'll never fit in.
  • TheCounselorx
    TheCounselorx Posts: 1,182 Member
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    just to let you know... I wash pretty thoroughly everywhere after my "cardio" (mutal and solo)... so not pEubs or man gunk stuck.... I spoke to a worldly wise med student friend of mine... apparentley ... d1icks have a helix in the urithera or something,,, like a rifle... (i like the sound of having a rifle)... it appears that after a b0n3r, the helix/spiral thing gets all messed up... and twin jets appear due to incomplete helix.....

    I prefer the helix reason rather than the "I never wash" excuse... BOOM... KKEERRPPOOWWW
  • salstg
    salstg Posts: 504 Member
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    this tread is funny as hell... hahaha!
  • shoppingmaniac86
    shoppingmaniac86 Posts: 2,067 Member
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    tekmonster99 wrote: »
    I see the troll-fest is in fine form today. Nice work everyone. This is a nice group of keyboard warriors.
    _incogNEATo_ wrote: »
    tekmonster99 wrote: »
    I see the troll-fest is in fine form today. Nice work everyone. This is a nice group of keyboard warriors.

    You'll never fit in.

    I want him :)
  • mockchoc
    mockchoc Posts: 6,573 Member
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    Carpedieznutz wrote: »
    _incogNEATo_ wrote: »
    andympanda wrote: »
    You might also have a pube block the tip.

    How long are your pubes?

    I think the real question is, how small is the equipment?

    I heard on the grape vine there is no problem there.

  • determined_ella
    determined_ella Posts: 4,354 Member
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    TheCounselorx wrote: »
    just to let you know... I wash pretty thoroughly everywhere after my "cardio" (mutal and solo)... so not pEubs or man gunk stuck.... I spoke to a worldly wise med student friend of mine... apparentley ... d1icks have a helix in the urithera or something,,, like a rifle... (i like the sound of having a rifle)... it appears that after a b0n3r, the helix/spiral thing gets all messed up... and twin jets appear due to incomplete helix.....

    I prefer the helix reason rather than the "I never wash" excuse... BOOM... KKEERRPPOOWWW


    Ok! So only after an erection?! Not during? I mean it could be quite fun if it happened when you c▼m! Either.... have two women awaiting......or if you want to get your gf back for nagging etc... aim one at her eye! :joy:
  • salstg
    salstg Posts: 504 Member
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    getting funnier... LOL!
  • TheCounselorx
    TheCounselorx Posts: 1,182 Member
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    mockchoc wrote: »
    Carpedieznutz wrote: »
    _incogNEATo_ wrote: »
    andympanda wrote: »
    You might also have a pube block the tip.

    How long are your pubes?

    I think the real question is, how small is the equipment?

    I heard on the grape vine there is no problem there.

    ... erm..... well... I don't like to brag... but they do call me Dragon.... dragin' on the floor!... hahaha...

    @determined_ella .... I'm not that good a shot... Its pretty random, I'd most likely get myself in the eye...FAIL
  • determined_ella
    determined_ella Posts: 4,354 Member
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    TheCounselorx wrote: »
    mockchoc wrote: »
    Carpedieznutz wrote: »
    _incogNEATo_ wrote: »
    andympanda wrote: »
    You might also have a pube block the tip.

    How long are your pubes?

    I think the real question is, how small is the equipment?

    I heard on the grape vine there is no problem there.

    ... erm..... well... I don't like to brag... but they do call me Dragon.... dragin' on the floor!... hahaha...

    @determined_ella .... I'm not that good a shot... Its pretty random, I'd most likely get myself in the eye...FAIL

    :joy: lol ah you crack me up ;p
  • mockchoc
    mockchoc Posts: 6,573 Member
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    TheCounselorx wrote: »
    mockchoc wrote: »
    Carpedieznutz wrote: »
    _incogNEATo_ wrote: »
    andympanda wrote: »
    You might also have a pube block the tip.

    How long are your pubes?

    I think the real question is, how small is the equipment?

    I heard on the grape vine there is no problem there.

    ... erm..... well... I don't like to brag... but they do call me Dragon.... dragin' on the floor!... hahaha...

    @determined_ella .... I'm not that good a shot... Its pretty random, I'd most likely get myself in the eye...FAIL

    Trouble is you'd like that.
  • moonstone82
    moonstone82 Posts: 31 Member
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    determined_ella wrote: »

    Ok! So only after an erection?! Not during? I mean it could be quite fun if it happened when you c▼m! Either.... have two women awaiting......or if you want to get your gf back for nagging etc... aim one at her eye! :joy:

    If you have a gf may I suggest get a new one. After all it no fun to finish you self off witch is the only possible way you could aim for the eye.

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