sometimes..... not always... I get twin jets...?
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_incogNEATo_ wrote: »AmberStarr_87 wrote: »_incogNEATo_ wrote: »AmberStarr_87 wrote: »_incogNEATo_ wrote: »AmberStarr_87 wrote: »_incogNEATo_ wrote: »AmberStarr_87 wrote: »If you pinch after you jizz, you can get it out and you wont have cake batter blocking your pee stream. Why I have to say this, I don't know. I guess "personal hygiene" was not a topic you paid much attention to. Can someone make this go away now?
What if I jizz a little in my sleep and don't know about it the next morning when I go to pee? All of a sudden I don't take proper hygienic care of myself anymore? FOH!
Are you *kitten* 12?!!
No, you mad that I have better dreams than you?
You mad I get my rocks off while I'm awake instead?
You mad I can do both?
Really, I'm just mad I can't make it look like a pee out of two holes.
Learn how to master one hole first.
Good advice for Caitlyn Jenner...0 -
_incogNEATo_ wrote: »AmberStarr_87 wrote: »_incogNEATo_ wrote: »AmberStarr_87 wrote: »_incogNEATo_ wrote: »AmberStarr_87 wrote: »_incogNEATo_ wrote: »AmberStarr_87 wrote: »If you pinch after you jizz, you can get it out and you wont have cake batter blocking your pee stream. Why I have to say this, I don't know. I guess "personal hygiene" was not a topic you paid much attention to. Can someone make this go away now?
What if I jizz a little in my sleep and don't know about it the next morning when I go to pee? All of a sudden I don't take proper hygienic care of myself anymore? FOH!
Are you *kitten* 12?!!
No, you mad that I have better dreams than you?
You mad I get my rocks off while I'm awake instead?
You mad I can do both?
Really, I'm just mad I can't make it look like a pee out of two holes.
Learn how to master one hole first.
Do not want to know how you know about this....0 -
shoppingmaniac86 wrote: »_incogNEATo_ wrote: »AmberStarr_87 wrote: »_incogNEATo_ wrote: »AmberStarr_87 wrote: »_incogNEATo_ wrote: »AmberStarr_87 wrote: »_incogNEATo_ wrote: »AmberStarr_87 wrote: »If you pinch after you jizz, you can get it out and you wont have cake batter blocking your pee stream. Why I have to say this, I don't know. I guess "personal hygiene" was not a topic you paid much attention to. Can someone make this go away now?
What if I jizz a little in my sleep and don't know about it the next morning when I go to pee? All of a sudden I don't take proper hygienic care of myself anymore? FOH!
Are you *kitten* 12?!!
No, you mad that I have better dreams than you?
You mad I get my rocks off while I'm awake instead?
You mad I can do both?
Really, I'm just mad I can't make it look like a pee out of two holes.
Learn how to master one hole first.
Do not want to know how you know about this....
I'm pretty damn sure you don't need one.0 -
shoppingmaniac86 wrote: »_incogNEATo_ wrote: »AmberStarr_87 wrote: »_incogNEATo_ wrote: »AmberStarr_87 wrote: »_incogNEATo_ wrote: »AmberStarr_87 wrote: »_incogNEATo_ wrote: »AmberStarr_87 wrote: »If you pinch after you jizz, you can get it out and you wont have cake batter blocking your pee stream. Why I have to say this, I don't know. I guess "personal hygiene" was not a topic you paid much attention to. Can someone make this go away now?
What if I jizz a little in my sleep and don't know about it the next morning when I go to pee? All of a sudden I don't take proper hygienic care of myself anymore? FOH!
Are you *kitten* 12?!!
No, you mad that I have better dreams than you?
You mad I get my rocks off while I'm awake instead?
You mad I can do both?
Really, I'm just mad I can't make it look like a pee out of two holes.
Learn how to master one hole first.
Do not want to know how you know about this....
LIAR.0 -
_incogNEATo_ wrote: »shoppingmaniac86 wrote: »_incogNEATo_ wrote: »AmberStarr_87 wrote: »_incogNEATo_ wrote: »AmberStarr_87 wrote: »_incogNEATo_ wrote: »AmberStarr_87 wrote: »_incogNEATo_ wrote: »AmberStarr_87 wrote: »If you pinch after you jizz, you can get it out and you wont have cake batter blocking your pee stream. Why I have to say this, I don't know. I guess "personal hygiene" was not a topic you paid much attention to. Can someone make this go away now?
What if I jizz a little in my sleep and don't know about it the next morning when I go to pee? All of a sudden I don't take proper hygienic care of myself anymore? FOH!
Are you *kitten* 12?!!
No, you mad that I have better dreams than you?
You mad I get my rocks off while I'm awake instead?
You mad I can do both?
Really, I'm just mad I can't make it look like a pee out of two holes.
Learn how to master one hole first.
Do not want to know how you know about this....
I'm pretty damn sure you don't need one.
You're right I pee in a straight line0 -
shoppingmaniac86 wrote: »_incogNEATo_ wrote: »shoppingmaniac86 wrote: »_incogNEATo_ wrote: »AmberStarr_87 wrote: »_incogNEATo_ wrote: »AmberStarr_87 wrote: »_incogNEATo_ wrote: »AmberStarr_87 wrote: »_incogNEATo_ wrote: »AmberStarr_87 wrote: »If you pinch after you jizz, you can get it out and you wont have cake batter blocking your pee stream. Why I have to say this, I don't know. I guess "personal hygiene" was not a topic you paid much attention to. Can someone make this go away now?
What if I jizz a little in my sleep and don't know about it the next morning when I go to pee? All of a sudden I don't take proper hygienic care of myself anymore? FOH!
Are you *kitten* 12?!!
No, you mad that I have better dreams than you?
You mad I get my rocks off while I'm awake instead?
You mad I can do both?
Really, I'm just mad I can't make it look like a pee out of two holes.
Learn how to master one hole first.
Do not want to know how you know about this....
I'm pretty damn sure you don't need one.
You're right I pee in a straight line
Least you're honest about it.0 -
shoppingmaniac86 wrote: »_incogNEATo_ wrote: »shoppingmaniac86 wrote: »_incogNEATo_ wrote: »AmberStarr_87 wrote: »_incogNEATo_ wrote: »AmberStarr_87 wrote: »_incogNEATo_ wrote: »AmberStarr_87 wrote: »_incogNEATo_ wrote: »AmberStarr_87 wrote: »If you pinch after you jizz, you can get it out and you wont have cake batter blocking your pee stream. Why I have to say this, I don't know. I guess "personal hygiene" was not a topic you paid much attention to. Can someone make this go away now?
What if I jizz a little in my sleep and don't know about it the next morning when I go to pee? All of a sudden I don't take proper hygienic care of myself anymore? FOH!
Are you *kitten* 12?!!
No, you mad that I have better dreams than you?
You mad I get my rocks off while I'm awake instead?
You mad I can do both?
Really, I'm just mad I can't make it look like a pee out of two holes.
Learn how to master one hole first.
Do not want to know how you know about this....
I'm pretty damn sure you don't need one.
You're right I pee in a straight line
From a sitting or standing position? And is there any tuck tape involved?0 -
I have had way too many people do bad things to me when I am standing up peeing. Now I sit and can't miss the bowl. Plus there is no better feeling than a toilet seat against my butt cheeks.0
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AmberStarr_87 wrote: »shoppingmaniac86 wrote: »_incogNEATo_ wrote: »shoppingmaniac86 wrote: »_incogNEATo_ wrote: »AmberStarr_87 wrote: »_incogNEATo_ wrote: »AmberStarr_87 wrote: »_incogNEATo_ wrote: »AmberStarr_87 wrote: »_incogNEATo_ wrote: »AmberStarr_87 wrote: »If you pinch after you jizz, you can get it out and you wont have cake batter blocking your pee stream. Why I have to say this, I don't know. I guess "personal hygiene" was not a topic you paid much attention to. Can someone make this go away now?
What if I jizz a little in my sleep and don't know about it the next morning when I go to pee? All of a sudden I don't take proper hygienic care of myself anymore? FOH!
Are you *kitten* 12?!!
No, you mad that I have better dreams than you?
You mad I get my rocks off while I'm awake instead?
You mad I can do both?
Really, I'm just mad I can't make it look like a pee out of two holes.
Learn how to master one hole first.
Do not want to know how you know about this....
I'm pretty damn sure you don't need one.
You're right I pee in a straight line
From a sitting or standing position? And is there any tuck tape involved?
Both0 -
shoppingmaniac86 wrote: »AmberStarr_87 wrote: »shoppingmaniac86 wrote: »_incogNEATo_ wrote: »shoppingmaniac86 wrote: »_incogNEATo_ wrote: »AmberStarr_87 wrote: »_incogNEATo_ wrote: »AmberStarr_87 wrote: »_incogNEATo_ wrote: »AmberStarr_87 wrote: »_incogNEATo_ wrote: »AmberStarr_87 wrote: »If you pinch after you jizz, you can get it out and you wont have cake batter blocking your pee stream. Why I have to say this, I don't know. I guess "personal hygiene" was not a topic you paid much attention to. Can someone make this go away now?
What if I jizz a little in my sleep and don't know about it the next morning when I go to pee? All of a sudden I don't take proper hygienic care of myself anymore? FOH!
Are you *kitten* 12?!!
No, you mad that I have better dreams than you?
You mad I get my rocks off while I'm awake instead?
You mad I can do both?
Really, I'm just mad I can't make it look like a pee out of two holes.
Learn how to master one hole first.
Do not want to know how you know about this....
I'm pretty damn sure you don't need one.
You're right I pee in a straight line
From a sitting or standing position? And is there any tuck tape involved?
Both
Thank you.0 -
She messes with me more than anyone. I think she is jealous I can pee standing up and keep my grouping within an inch at 8ft. I remember one morning I farted while peeing as she watched. I don't think she ever loved me more than at that moment. It is the little things.
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asflatasapancake wrote: »I mentioned this before because I love bragging about myself, but I can pee my first, middle, and last name in cursive in the snow. I've been told I have good pee-manship.
Went to the R. Kelly academy did you?0 -
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I thought this thread was about planes
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if we wanted to pee standing up we could 
we don't need that cup thing to do so 0 -
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I see the troll-fest is in fine form today. Nice work everyone. This is a nice group of keyboard warriors.0
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tekmonster99 wrote: »I see the troll-fest is in fine form today. Nice work everyone. This is a nice group of keyboard warriors.
You'll never fit in.0 -
just to let you know... I wash pretty thoroughly everywhere after my "cardio" (mutal and solo)... so not pEubs or man gunk stuck.... I spoke to a worldly wise med student friend of mine... apparentley ... d1icks have a helix in the urithera or something,,, like a rifle... (i like the sound of having a rifle)... it appears that after a b0n3r, the helix/spiral thing gets all messed up... and twin jets appear due to incomplete helix.....
I prefer the helix reason rather than the "I never wash" excuse... BOOM... KKEERRPPOOWWW0 -
this tread is funny as hell... hahaha!0
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tekmonster99 wrote: »I see the troll-fest is in fine form today. Nice work everyone. This is a nice group of keyboard warriors._incogNEATo_ wrote: »tekmonster99 wrote: »I see the troll-fest is in fine form today. Nice work everyone. This is a nice group of keyboard warriors.
You'll never fit in.
I want him
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Carpedieznutz wrote: »_incogNEATo_ wrote: »andympanda wrote: »You might also have a pube block the tip.
How long are your pubes?
I think the real question is, how small is the equipment?
I heard on the grape vine there is no problem there.
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TheCounselorx wrote: »just to let you know... I wash pretty thoroughly everywhere after my "cardio" (mutal and solo)... so not pEubs or man gunk stuck.... I spoke to a worldly wise med student friend of mine... apparentley ... d1icks have a helix in the urithera or something,,, like a rifle... (i like the sound of having a rifle)... it appears that after a b0n3r, the helix/spiral thing gets all messed up... and twin jets appear due to incomplete helix.....
I prefer the helix reason rather than the "I never wash" excuse... BOOM... KKEERRPPOOWWW
Ok! So only after an erection?! Not during? I mean it could be quite fun if it happened when you c▼m! Either.... have two women awaiting......or if you want to get your gf back for nagging etc... aim one at her eye!
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getting funnier... LOL!0
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Carpedieznutz wrote: »_incogNEATo_ wrote: »andympanda wrote: »You might also have a pube block the tip.
How long are your pubes?
I think the real question is, how small is the equipment?
I heard on the grape vine there is no problem there.
... erm..... well... I don't like to brag... but they do call me Dragon.... dragin' on the floor!... hahaha...
@determined_ella .... I'm not that good a shot... Its pretty random, I'd most likely get myself in the eye...FAIL0 -
TheCounselorx wrote: »Carpedieznutz wrote: »_incogNEATo_ wrote: »andympanda wrote: »You might also have a pube block the tip.
How long are your pubes?
I think the real question is, how small is the equipment?
I heard on the grape vine there is no problem there.
... erm..... well... I don't like to brag... but they do call me Dragon.... dragin' on the floor!... hahaha...
@determined_ella .... I'm not that good a shot... Its pretty random, I'd most likely get myself in the eye...FAIL lol ah you crack me up ;p 0 -
TheCounselorx wrote: »Carpedieznutz wrote: »_incogNEATo_ wrote: »andympanda wrote: »You might also have a pube block the tip.
How long are your pubes?
I think the real question is, how small is the equipment?
I heard on the grape vine there is no problem there.
... erm..... well... I don't like to brag... but they do call me Dragon.... dragin' on the floor!... hahaha...
@determined_ella .... I'm not that good a shot... Its pretty random, I'd most likely get myself in the eye...FAIL
Trouble is you'd like that.0 -
determined_ella wrote: »
Ok! So only after an erection?! Not during? I mean it could be quite fun if it happened when you c▼m! Either.... have two women awaiting......or if you want to get your gf back for nagging etc... aim one at her eye!
If you have a gf may I suggest get a new one. After all it no fun to finish you self off witch is the only possible way you could aim for the eye.
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