sometimes..... not always... I get twin jets...?
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_incogNEATo_ wrote: »AmberStarr_87 wrote: »_incogNEATo_ wrote: »AmberStarr_87 wrote: »If you pinch after you jizz, you can get it out and you wont have cake batter blocking your pee stream. Why I have to say this, I don't know. I guess "personal hygiene" was not a topic you paid much attention to. Can someone make this go away now?
What if I jizz a little in my sleep and don't know about it the next morning when I go to pee? All of a sudden I don't take proper hygienic care of myself anymore? FOH!
Are you *kitten* 12?!!
No, you mad that I have better dreams than you?
You mad I get my rocks off while I'm awake instead?
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AmberStarr_87 wrote: »_incogNEATo_ wrote: »AmberStarr_87 wrote: »_incogNEATo_ wrote: »AmberStarr_87 wrote: »If you pinch after you jizz, you can get it out and you wont have cake batter blocking your pee stream. Why I have to say this, I don't know. I guess "personal hygiene" was not a topic you paid much attention to. Can someone make this go away now?
What if I jizz a little in my sleep and don't know about it the next morning when I go to pee? All of a sudden I don't take proper hygienic care of myself anymore? FOH!
Are you *kitten* 12?!!
No, you mad that I have better dreams than you?
You mad I get my rocks off while I'm awake instead?
You mad I can do both?0 -
_incogNEATo_ wrote: »AmberStarr_87 wrote: »_incogNEATo_ wrote: »AmberStarr_87 wrote: »_incogNEATo_ wrote: »AmberStarr_87 wrote: »If you pinch after you jizz, you can get it out and you wont have cake batter blocking your pee stream. Why I have to say this, I don't know. I guess "personal hygiene" was not a topic you paid much attention to. Can someone make this go away now?
What if I jizz a little in my sleep and don't know about it the next morning when I go to pee? All of a sudden I don't take proper hygienic care of myself anymore? FOH!
Are you *kitten* 12?!!
No, you mad that I have better dreams than you?
You mad I get my rocks off while I'm awake instead?
You mad I can do both?
Really, I'm just mad I can't make it look like a pee out of two holes.0 -
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AmberStarr_87 wrote: »_incogNEATo_ wrote: »AmberStarr_87 wrote: »_incogNEATo_ wrote: »AmberStarr_87 wrote: »_incogNEATo_ wrote: »AmberStarr_87 wrote: »If you pinch after you jizz, you can get it out and you wont have cake batter blocking your pee stream. Why I have to say this, I don't know. I guess "personal hygiene" was not a topic you paid much attention to. Can someone make this go away now?
What if I jizz a little in my sleep and don't know about it the next morning when I go to pee? All of a sudden I don't take proper hygienic care of myself anymore? FOH!
Are you *kitten* 12?!!
No, you mad that I have better dreams than you?
You mad I get my rocks off while I'm awake instead?
You mad I can do both?
Really, I'm just mad I can't make it look like a pee out of two holes.
Learn how to master one hole first.
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TheCounselorx wrote: »when I pee, I sometimes get twin jets!! it happens in the mornings... mostly after I've undertaken some strenuous cardio excercise the previous day... but sometimes everything is fine and its a regular single jet... can anyone tell me why?
Is "Strenuous Cardio" a euphemism?0 -
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_incogNEATo_ wrote: »AmberStarr_87 wrote: »_incogNEATo_ wrote: »AmberStarr_87 wrote: »_incogNEATo_ wrote: »AmberStarr_87 wrote: »_incogNEATo_ wrote: »AmberStarr_87 wrote: »If you pinch after you jizz, you can get it out and you wont have cake batter blocking your pee stream. Why I have to say this, I don't know. I guess "personal hygiene" was not a topic you paid much attention to. Can someone make this go away now?
What if I jizz a little in my sleep and don't know about it the next morning when I go to pee? All of a sudden I don't take proper hygienic care of myself anymore? FOH!
Are you *kitten* 12?!!
No, you mad that I have better dreams than you?
You mad I get my rocks off while I'm awake instead?
You mad I can do both?
Really, I'm just mad I can't make it look like a pee out of two holes.
Learn how to master one hole first.
Maybe twin jets should use this so he's not confused about his stream anymore. I mastered the art of the urinal piss a long time ago.0 -
_incogNEATo_ wrote: »AmberStarr_87 wrote: »_incogNEATo_ wrote: »AmberStarr_87 wrote: »_incogNEATo_ wrote: »AmberStarr_87 wrote: »_incogNEATo_ wrote: »AmberStarr_87 wrote: »If you pinch after you jizz, you can get it out and you wont have cake batter blocking your pee stream. Why I have to say this, I don't know. I guess "personal hygiene" was not a topic you paid much attention to. Can someone make this go away now?
What if I jizz a little in my sleep and don't know about it the next morning when I go to pee? All of a sudden I don't take proper hygienic care of myself anymore? FOH!
Are you *kitten* 12?!!
No, you mad that I have better dreams than you?
You mad I get my rocks off while I'm awake instead?
You mad I can do both?
Really, I'm just mad I can't make it look like a pee out of two holes.
Learn how to master one hole first.
Good advice for Caitlyn Jenner...0 -
_incogNEATo_ wrote: »AmberStarr_87 wrote: »_incogNEATo_ wrote: »AmberStarr_87 wrote: »_incogNEATo_ wrote: »AmberStarr_87 wrote: »_incogNEATo_ wrote: »AmberStarr_87 wrote: »If you pinch after you jizz, you can get it out and you wont have cake batter blocking your pee stream. Why I have to say this, I don't know. I guess "personal hygiene" was not a topic you paid much attention to. Can someone make this go away now?
What if I jizz a little in my sleep and don't know about it the next morning when I go to pee? All of a sudden I don't take proper hygienic care of myself anymore? FOH!
Are you *kitten* 12?!!
No, you mad that I have better dreams than you?
You mad I get my rocks off while I'm awake instead?
You mad I can do both?
Really, I'm just mad I can't make it look like a pee out of two holes.
Learn how to master one hole first.
Do not want to know how you know about this....0 -
shoppingmaniac86 wrote: »_incogNEATo_ wrote: »AmberStarr_87 wrote: »_incogNEATo_ wrote: »AmberStarr_87 wrote: »_incogNEATo_ wrote: »AmberStarr_87 wrote: »_incogNEATo_ wrote: »AmberStarr_87 wrote: »If you pinch after you jizz, you can get it out and you wont have cake batter blocking your pee stream. Why I have to say this, I don't know. I guess "personal hygiene" was not a topic you paid much attention to. Can someone make this go away now?
What if I jizz a little in my sleep and don't know about it the next morning when I go to pee? All of a sudden I don't take proper hygienic care of myself anymore? FOH!
Are you *kitten* 12?!!
No, you mad that I have better dreams than you?
You mad I get my rocks off while I'm awake instead?
You mad I can do both?
Really, I'm just mad I can't make it look like a pee out of two holes.
Learn how to master one hole first.
Do not want to know how you know about this....
I'm pretty damn sure you don't need one.0 -
shoppingmaniac86 wrote: »_incogNEATo_ wrote: »AmberStarr_87 wrote: »_incogNEATo_ wrote: »AmberStarr_87 wrote: »_incogNEATo_ wrote: »AmberStarr_87 wrote: »_incogNEATo_ wrote: »AmberStarr_87 wrote: »If you pinch after you jizz, you can get it out and you wont have cake batter blocking your pee stream. Why I have to say this, I don't know. I guess "personal hygiene" was not a topic you paid much attention to. Can someone make this go away now?
What if I jizz a little in my sleep and don't know about it the next morning when I go to pee? All of a sudden I don't take proper hygienic care of myself anymore? FOH!
Are you *kitten* 12?!!
No, you mad that I have better dreams than you?
You mad I get my rocks off while I'm awake instead?
You mad I can do both?
Really, I'm just mad I can't make it look like a pee out of two holes.
Learn how to master one hole first.
Do not want to know how you know about this....
LIAR.0 -
_incogNEATo_ wrote: »shoppingmaniac86 wrote: »_incogNEATo_ wrote: »AmberStarr_87 wrote: »_incogNEATo_ wrote: »AmberStarr_87 wrote: »_incogNEATo_ wrote: »AmberStarr_87 wrote: »_incogNEATo_ wrote: »AmberStarr_87 wrote: »If you pinch after you jizz, you can get it out and you wont have cake batter blocking your pee stream. Why I have to say this, I don't know. I guess "personal hygiene" was not a topic you paid much attention to. Can someone make this go away now?
What if I jizz a little in my sleep and don't know about it the next morning when I go to pee? All of a sudden I don't take proper hygienic care of myself anymore? FOH!
Are you *kitten* 12?!!
No, you mad that I have better dreams than you?
You mad I get my rocks off while I'm awake instead?
You mad I can do both?
Really, I'm just mad I can't make it look like a pee out of two holes.
Learn how to master one hole first.
Do not want to know how you know about this....
I'm pretty damn sure you don't need one.
You're right I pee in a straight line0 -
shoppingmaniac86 wrote: »_incogNEATo_ wrote: »shoppingmaniac86 wrote: »_incogNEATo_ wrote: »AmberStarr_87 wrote: »_incogNEATo_ wrote: »AmberStarr_87 wrote: »_incogNEATo_ wrote: »AmberStarr_87 wrote: »_incogNEATo_ wrote: »AmberStarr_87 wrote: »If you pinch after you jizz, you can get it out and you wont have cake batter blocking your pee stream. Why I have to say this, I don't know. I guess "personal hygiene" was not a topic you paid much attention to. Can someone make this go away now?
What if I jizz a little in my sleep and don't know about it the next morning when I go to pee? All of a sudden I don't take proper hygienic care of myself anymore? FOH!
Are you *kitten* 12?!!
No, you mad that I have better dreams than you?
You mad I get my rocks off while I'm awake instead?
You mad I can do both?
Really, I'm just mad I can't make it look like a pee out of two holes.
Learn how to master one hole first.
Do not want to know how you know about this....
I'm pretty damn sure you don't need one.
You're right I pee in a straight line
Least you're honest about it.0 -
shoppingmaniac86 wrote: »_incogNEATo_ wrote: »shoppingmaniac86 wrote: »_incogNEATo_ wrote: »AmberStarr_87 wrote: »_incogNEATo_ wrote: »AmberStarr_87 wrote: »_incogNEATo_ wrote: »AmberStarr_87 wrote: »_incogNEATo_ wrote: »AmberStarr_87 wrote: »If you pinch after you jizz, you can get it out and you wont have cake batter blocking your pee stream. Why I have to say this, I don't know. I guess "personal hygiene" was not a topic you paid much attention to. Can someone make this go away now?
What if I jizz a little in my sleep and don't know about it the next morning when I go to pee? All of a sudden I don't take proper hygienic care of myself anymore? FOH!
Are you *kitten* 12?!!
No, you mad that I have better dreams than you?
You mad I get my rocks off while I'm awake instead?
You mad I can do both?
Really, I'm just mad I can't make it look like a pee out of two holes.
Learn how to master one hole first.
Do not want to know how you know about this....
I'm pretty damn sure you don't need one.
You're right I pee in a straight line
From a sitting or standing position? And is there any tuck tape involved?0 -
I have had way too many people do bad things to me when I am standing up peeing. Now I sit and can't miss the bowl. Plus there is no better feeling than a toilet seat against my butt cheeks.0
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AmberStarr_87 wrote: »shoppingmaniac86 wrote: »_incogNEATo_ wrote: »shoppingmaniac86 wrote: »_incogNEATo_ wrote: »AmberStarr_87 wrote: »_incogNEATo_ wrote: »AmberStarr_87 wrote: »_incogNEATo_ wrote: »AmberStarr_87 wrote: »_incogNEATo_ wrote: »AmberStarr_87 wrote: »If you pinch after you jizz, you can get it out and you wont have cake batter blocking your pee stream. Why I have to say this, I don't know. I guess "personal hygiene" was not a topic you paid much attention to. Can someone make this go away now?
What if I jizz a little in my sleep and don't know about it the next morning when I go to pee? All of a sudden I don't take proper hygienic care of myself anymore? FOH!
Are you *kitten* 12?!!
No, you mad that I have better dreams than you?
You mad I get my rocks off while I'm awake instead?
You mad I can do both?
Really, I'm just mad I can't make it look like a pee out of two holes.
Learn how to master one hole first.
Do not want to know how you know about this....
I'm pretty damn sure you don't need one.
You're right I pee in a straight line
From a sitting or standing position? And is there any tuck tape involved?
Both0
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