arleban Member

You'd pay people to do work and get paid more to not do it.

obviously this has degenerated, but why the hell would you look at post count for wisdom? Lots of people say stupid *kitten* constantly.

You're paying tonight, right? Oh wait, wrong guy. My exes. All *kitten*. Which one are you? Have you met Jesus?

I've enjoyed it. WoW, Dark Souls 3, Destiny

1. I don't consider this social media, but instead a web forum. 2. I can access it at work? I don't think it's better, it's just another.

Yeah, with his lightsaber she's a Jedi Master.

But the boss was Angela!

I'm so sad, my life is black, my world is darkness... oh wait, my eyes were closed.

OMG! Are we going to work out? Should I make a whole new thread?

That was Sysqo...duh. Also, not Cisco, the networking company. Although I've never seen them both at the same time...

Is it me? /lionel

I have been accused of that before. Hey, has anyone asked what Ja Rule thinks of all this?

My love is now gone, What wandering eye stole it? I take no advice. Sad girl on the 'net, Why do you cry on forums? Your case is *SPECIAL*.

Hell, just go full 80s and stand outside his window in the rain with a boombox.

"What the problem is, is that you're looking for love advice from a multi-divorced individual that's not a real doctor in any form of psychology.'

Clearly this calls for Maury's deep philisophical insight.

Wait...You mean he wasn't just saying those things for me? :disappointed: He said I was special when we were behind the dumpster.

Facebook up. Hit the lawyer. Delete the gym. Something like that I'm sure.

Why do I have to make my OWN sandwich?! Can't I just have a mother for the entire time I live on this rock?

Troll or true opinion? It's the internet, you have to tell the truth!

But all that interweb drama we get to feast on...

@Verchild That's my secret...I'm always twerking.

ZCP. Zero Contact Policy. Leave him, move on, ignore any future communications.

Duh. :) I already speak with someone. Like I said, I'm good where I'm at and recognize how fortunate I am. However, I get to choose when and where. Well, you know, if an anvil doesn't fall on my head.

Now you just need some lizards.

I confess that even though my anti-depressants have been amazing, I still have a suicide plan. Not because I feel worthless, because I want to go out on my terms. Life isn't all peaches n' cream if you just think good thoughts and it's not my damn job to hang around. However, I'm not considering it anytime soon, and I'm…

I'm not pretty and I don't care anymore. At least I put on pants for work today. You're welcome, world.

Diffraction of light through our atmosphere. And the kitties demand it be that way.

Man, those fundamentalist Christians are going to have egg on their face when they find out MFP is destroying the sanctity of marriage, not gay people. :D

I have friends??!! Whoo hoo!! Kissed all the girls and made them cry.