Trouble in paradise

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  • arleban
    arleban Posts: 369 Member
    Yeah, with his lightsaber she's a Jedi Master.
  • JessicaJS23
    JessicaJS23 Posts: 1,863 Member
    Y'all are trying to bring me down but I already decided I could share him.
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    PlaydohPants wrote: »
    J_Surita3 wrote: »
    Does anyone have the cliff notes on this thread? And wtf is MCM? Please start there. Thanks! :#


    MCM - Man crush Monday
    • Virtual man crush and future baby daddy & OP are in lurve.
    • But he messes up her name with the name of his sugar mama frequently, Deloris.
    • We learn Deloris rhymes with a female body part.
    • OP receives solid advice on pregnancy and noodz.
    • Then @NotSoLittleDebbie comes in like a wrecking ball and tries to steal my girl @JessicaJS23's man and I'm all like
    • Fuuck only needs two u's to pass the filter test.

    Also, you can say motherfuckin
  • JukeboxHeroine
    JukeboxHeroine Posts: 348 Member


    Also, you can say motherfuckin[/quote]

    Most important piece of info in this whole thread. And.....Gary Busey
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    edited September 2016
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  • philasaurus_rex
    philasaurus_rex Posts: 2,340 Member
    Have you taken mine and @_Girl_interrupted advice yet? Are you pregnant? "Pregnant?" Dead or "dead?"
  • diffusechris
    diffusechris Posts: 32 Member
    Bin his *kitten* and move on especially if he is calling you other names
  • Angela937
    Angela937 Posts: 514 Member
    JessicaJS23 wrote: »
    Y'all are trying to bring me down but I already decided I could share him.

    Share him? Do tell!
  • Caporegiem
    Caporegiem Posts: 4,297 Member
    Just send him a text that says "Don't freak out" and then take a long time to reply. 60% of the time, it works every time.
  • maeld51
    maeld51 Posts: 3,415 Member
    Just wanted to say, I can't imagine why you would ever be jealous of a hot 65ish cougar.
    You're georgous, there'd be no competition girl!
  • Angela937
    Angela937 Posts: 514 Member
    JessicaJS23 wrote: »
    Angela937 wrote: »
    JessicaJS23 wrote: »
    Y'all are trying to bring me down but I already decided I could share him.

    Share him? Do tell!

    Angela!! You are the last person I'd tell. You'd be throwing up all over him by tomm! :|

    I swear I'll keep my mouth off him!
  • Caporegiem
    Caporegiem Posts: 4,297 Member
    maeld51 wrote: »
    Just wanted to say, I can't imagine why you would ever be jealous of a hot 65ish cougar.
    You're georgous, there'd be no competition girl!

    You don't know Deloris, she a bad *kitten*
  • JessicaJS23
    JessicaJS23 Posts: 1,863 Member
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    Just send him a text that says "Don't freak out" and then take a long time to reply. 60% of the time, it works every time.

    What if he drives off a bridge?! That's what I would do in that situation and who's side are you on anyway. Deloris ain't your friend!
    maeld51 wrote: »
    Just wanted to say, I can't imagine why you would ever be jealous of a hot 65ish cougar.
    You're georgous, there'd be no competition girl!

    Thank you very much lovely <3

    Angela937 wrote: »
    JessicaJS23 wrote: »
    Angela937 wrote: »
    JessicaJS23 wrote: »
    Y'all are trying to bring me down but I already decided I could share him.

    Share him? Do tell!

    Angela!! You are the last person I'd tell. You'd be throwing up all over him by tomm! :|

    I swear I'll keep my mouth off him!

    I swear I WANT to believe you.
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  • philasaurus_rex
    philasaurus_rex Posts: 2,340 Member
    I've got an old anatomy book from 10th grade...it'll tell you what parts he has. It's fun to point and giggle at.
  • Caporegiem
    Caporegiem Posts: 4,297 Member
    JessicaJS23 wrote: »
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    Just send him a text that says "Don't freak out" and then take a long time to reply. 60% of the time, it works every time.

    What if he drives off a bridge?! That's what I would do in that situation and who's side are you on anyway. Deloris ain't your friend!

    Don't text him while he's driving.
  • JessicaJS23
    JessicaJS23 Posts: 1,863 Member
    Steep_Burrito wrote: »
    I think Deloris might have been kissed a lot in her time and could be quite experienced. What is your plan of attack to offset this disadvantage?

    Not flat lining while on my back.
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  • JessicaJS23
    JessicaJS23 Posts: 1,863 Member
    Steep_Burrito wrote: »
    JessicaJS23 wrote: »
    Steep_Burrito wrote: »
    I think Deloris might have been kissed a lot in her time and could be quite experienced. What is your plan of attack to offset this disadvantage?

    Not flat lining while on my back.

    Excellent strategy, there is no way she can compete with that.

    He suggested I dye my hair a silver color. Maybe once I do that he will stop straying.
  • Damien_K
    Damien_K Posts: 783 Member
    I suggest you find yourself a lover
  • JessicaJS23
    JessicaJS23 Posts: 1,863 Member
    Damien_K wrote: »
    I suggest you find yourself a lover

    Tried that. No one real life wants me. So here we are.
  • Angela937
    Angela937 Posts: 514 Member
    JessicaJS23 wrote: »
    Damien_K wrote: »
    I suggest you find yourself a lover

    Tried that. No one real life wants me. So here we are.

    I'll take you!
  • philasaurus_rex
    philasaurus_rex Posts: 2,340 Member
    JessicaJS23 wrote: »
    Damien_K wrote: »
    I suggest you find yourself a lover

    Tried that. No one real life wants me. So here we are.

    It's a terrible idea anyways! You should really put all of your attention into your current fellow. Until death do you part.
  • JessicaJS23
    JessicaJS23 Posts: 1,863 Member
    Angela937 wrote: »
    JessicaJS23 wrote: »
    Damien_K wrote: »
    I suggest you find yourself a lover

    Tried that. No one real life wants me. So here we are.

    I'll take you!

    Awww Angela! Thanks :* can I third wheel on all your dates?!
  • Damien_K
    Damien_K Posts: 783 Member
    JessicaJS23 wrote: »
    Damien_K wrote: »
    I suggest you find yourself a lover

    Tried that. No one real life wants me. So here we are.

    Nonsense - most if not all men on here would have you
  • Angela937
    Angela937 Posts: 514 Member
    JessicaJS23 wrote: »
    Angela937 wrote: »
    JessicaJS23 wrote: »
    Damien_K wrote: »
    I suggest you find yourself a lover

    Tried that. No one real life wants me. So here we are.

    I'll take you!

    Awww Angela! Thanks :* can I third wheel on all your dates?!

    You can do more than that!

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