Trouble in paradise
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LiftingLady5 wrote: »Why don't you tag him in every single thread imaginable declaring your love and adoration for him? That way the other ladies can come claim him and we can watch the drama unfold. with popcorn. or nachos.
This is actually the best advice. Throw in some sad songs and take him with those too.0 -
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LiftingLady5 wrote: »Why don't you tag him in every single thread imaginable declaring your love and adoration for him? That way the other ladies can come claim him and we can watch the drama unfold. with popcorn. or nachos.
This is actually the best advice. Throw in some sad songs and take him with those too.
Hell, just go full 80s and stand outside his window in the rain with a boombox.3 -
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I never liked Seinfeld but I love Curb Your Enthusiasm. Go figure. Oddly enough when I did watch the few episodes I did, that was one of them.0
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You're biggest failure is only having one thread up about this fella...You're going to need at least a minimum of three threads floating around here venting your frustrations.1
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GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »JessicaJS23 wrote: »GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »Riffraft1960 wrote: »Did you remind him that Delores rhymes with a female body part?
I'm not ashamed to admit it took me a few minutes to solve this riddle.
But oh was it satisfying when I did.
Really?! It took my innocent *kitten* 2 seconds! You aren't on your A game today.
Geeze you're probably one of those bossy types that yell out instructions
*kitten* I might be
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Ignore him, that will make him want you more.0
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LiftingLady5 wrote: »LiftingLady5 wrote: »Why don't you tag him in every single thread imaginable declaring your love and adoration for him? That way the other ladies can come claim him and we can watch the drama unfold. with popcorn. or nachos.
This is actually the best advice. Throw in some sad songs and take him with those too.
I can help you write some sad haikus also...if you like
My love is now gone,
What wandering eye stole it?
I take no advice.
Sad girl on the 'net,
Why do you cry on forums?
Your case is *SPECIAL*.1 -
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But wouldn't auto correct keep calling you the same name? It should have been Jana both times. Lol
Side bar - my name is Nikky and this guy at work keeps sending me emails and it addresses me as MILKY. wtf. He blames it on auto correct. I feel very mildly harassed. Milky though2 -
Your name is literally in your *kitten* user name. It's like you are on a forever date with him at Starbuck's....you've made it easy for him.
He seriously can't get it right???
I hope he's packin something special because that's a whole nother level of dumb.
You deserve better babe.2 -
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STLBADGIRL wrote: »But wouldn't auto correct keep calling you the same name? It should have been Jana both times. Lol
Side bar - my name is Nikky and this guy at work keeps sending me emails and it addresses me as MILKY. wtf. He blames it on auto correct. I feel very mildly harassed. Milky though
Eeeeek!! Watch out for him
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LiftingLady5 wrote: »LiftingLady5 wrote: »LiftingLady5 wrote: »Why don't you tag him in every single thread imaginable declaring your love and adoration for him? That way the other ladies can come claim him and we can watch the drama unfold. with popcorn. or nachos.
This is actually the best advice. Throw in some sad songs and take him with those too.
I can help you write some sad haikus also...if you like
My love is now gone,
What wandering eye stole it?
I take no advice.
Sad girl on the 'net,
Why do you cry on forums?
Your case is *SPECIAL*.
fine. you make a better sad girl than I do.
I have been accused of that before.
Hey, has anyone asked what Ja Rule thinks of all this?0 -
LiftingLady5 wrote: »LiftingLady5 wrote: »LiftingLady5 wrote: »Why don't you tag him in every single thread imaginable declaring your love and adoration for him? That way the other ladies can come claim him and we can watch the drama unfold. with popcorn. or nachos.
This is actually the best advice. Throw in some sad songs and take him with those too.
I can help you write some sad haikus also...if you like
My love is now gone,
What wandering eye stole it?
I take no advice.
Sad girl on the 'net,
Why do you cry on forums?
Your case is *SPECIAL*.
fine. you make a better sad girl than I do.
I have been accused of that before.
Hey, has anyone asked what Ja Rule thinks of all this?
Thong tha thong thong thong0 -
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Maybe that was sisqo... Same thing really0
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_Girl_interrupted wrote: »LiftingLady5 wrote: »LiftingLady5 wrote: »LiftingLady5 wrote: »Why don't you tag him in every single thread imaginable declaring your love and adoration for him? That way the other ladies can come claim him and we can watch the drama unfold. with popcorn. or nachos.
This is actually the best advice. Throw in some sad songs and take him with those too.
I can help you write some sad haikus also...if you like
My love is now gone,
What wandering eye stole it?
I take no advice.
Sad girl on the 'net,
Why do you cry on forums?
Your case is *SPECIAL*.
fine. you make a better sad girl than I do.
I have been accused of that before.
Hey, has anyone asked what Ja Rule thinks of all this?
Thong tha thong thong thong
That was Sysqo...duh. Also, not Cisco, the networking company. Although I've never seen them both at the same time...0 -
GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »You dummies are all looking at it wrong.
According to urban dictionary
Deloris
The most awesome person in the world!
Also considered a goddess in some cultures.
That girl is Deloris!
You're welcome. My work here is done.
You had me at urban dictionary
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Posting pictures of yourself crying or just looking sad in the selfies thread is a good way to go. Add a sign that had your name and the date is good too1
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_Girl_interrupted wrote: »Maybe that was sisqo... Same thing really
OMG! Are we going to work out? Should I make a whole new thread?0 -
PlaydohPants wrote: »Do you people not watch Seinfeld?!
I thought the reference would be recognized immediately1 -
GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »You dummies are all looking at it wrong.
According to urban dictionary
Deloris
The most awesome person in the world!
Also considered a goddess in some cultures.
That girl is Deloris!
You're welcome. My work here is done.
Anything that I've ever needed to learn I've found on Urban Dictionary...it's a much more credible source than Wikipedia.-1
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