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Trouble in paradise
JessicaJS23
Posts: 1,863 Member
Ok so my MFP MCM also future maybe daddy keeps slipping up and using other women's names in our convos. A few weeks ago it was Jana and then this morning Deloris. I've been heartbroken for days even though he swears it's auto corrects fault. I try to forgive and move on but I can't get it out of my brain.. Esp Deloris! I mean Jana made me a little jealous but I just picture Deloris being this smoking hot 65'ish cougar woman that I'll never be able to compete with. I asked my MFP friends for advice but of course they are partial and will take my side. What should I do?
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Get pregnant.14
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BRB.....searching your wall love to see who called you Deloris.
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Great idea. Deloris can be supplying the huggies!
Mel we keep this situationship low key .. And now I may know why
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JessicaJS23 wrote: »Great idea. Deloris can be supplying the huggies!
Mel we keep this situationship low key .. And now I may know why
Maybe he was speaking espanol. Or maybe Deloris is the house keeper. Nanny?1 -
Deloris is not Spanish for selfie. You don't snap chat the help! I literally can't even.
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Did you try messaging him a thousand times? That usually works for me.9
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I should make him write my name 1,000 times!3
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_Girl_interrupted wrote: »Get pregnant.
wow.... only 16 posts in and already offering some of the best advice ever uttered.
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Did you remind him that Delores rhymes with a female body part?2
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GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »The names he says are no where near as important as the name he screams.
I'll take notes when it comes time to trap him. It will be like a commitment ceremony that he doesn't even know he's participating in
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Riffraft1960 wrote: »Did you remind him that Delores rhymes with a female body part?
MIND BLOWN. Thank you. Brb.
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Facebook up. Hit the lawyer. Delete the gym. Something like that I'm sure.3
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perhaps get a real life mcm... instead of virtual...2
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You should make him jealous by sending me naked pictures of yourself. Cuz I'm a helper.3
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Motorsheen wrote: »_Girl_interrupted wrote: »Get pregnant.
wow.... only 16 posts in and already offering some of the best advice ever uttered.
Mad Re5pext
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Clearly this calls for Maury's deep philisophical insight.1
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joeysgirl10 wrote: »perhaps get a real life mcm... instead of virtual...
Well that's just about the least fun idea ever.
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GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »Riffraft1960 wrote: »Did you remind him that Delores rhymes with a female body part?
I'm not ashamed to admit it took me a few minutes to solve this riddle.
But oh was it satisfying when I did.
Really?! It took my innocent *kitten* 2 seconds! You aren't on your A game today.
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thedcubed1 wrote: »We need somebody to create a Dr. Phil profile and weigh in here
"What the problem is, is that you're looking for love advice from a multi-divorced individual that's not a real doctor in any form of psychology.'0 -
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thedcubed1 wrote: »We need somebody to create a Dr. Phil profile and weigh in here
Where's @AskTracyAnnK28 ? She's basically chit chats Dr Phil in the relationship Dept.1 -
GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »Riffraft1960 wrote: »Did you remind him that Delores rhymes with a female body part?
I'm not ashamed to admit it took me a few minutes to solve this riddle.
But oh was it satisfying when I did.
If it took a few minutes to solve, you're the only one it's ever gonna satisfy.
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