Trouble in paradise

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  • Just_J_Now
    Just_J_Now Posts: 9,551 Member
    Does anyone have the cliff notes on this thread? And wtf is MCM? Please start there. Thanks! :#
  • AskTracyAnnK28
    AskTracyAnnK28 Posts: 2,817 Member
    Best. Thread. Ever.

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  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    Best thing I have read in awhile.. carry on.. I have no insight.. I just need entertained. Thank you.
  • AskTracyAnnK28
    AskTracyAnnK28 Posts: 2,817 Member
    LiftingLady5 wrote: »
    And Patrick Swayze from Ghost was in there somewhere.

    And Gary Busey.
  • philasaurus_rex
    philasaurus_rex Posts: 2,340 Member
    _Girl_interrupted wrote: »
    Jessica's mcm (man crush Monday) was sexting her the other day- and "accidentally" called by another woman's name.

    He claims autocorrect did it... (Mmhmmm)

    She wants to get back at him for his alleged infidelities & we're all here to give her the best/worst ideas on how to successfully make him ask her to marry him & be his main Deloris forever and always.

    But she already forgave him, cause he's a supah fly *kitten* honey & she ain't worried bout no side *kitten*.

    I think...

    By "best/worst" ideas you really mean "worst." At least a 30/70 split
  • Just_J_Now
    Just_J_Now Posts: 9,551 Member
    Do we know who the MCM is? #essentialdetails
  • philasaurus_rex
    philasaurus_rex Posts: 2,340 Member
    Also great idea: fake your own death or pregnancy. Or both. Whatever.
  • _Sugar_interrupted
    _Sugar_interrupted Posts: 529 Member
    J_Surita3 wrote: »
    Do we know who the MCM is? #essentialdetails

    I do.

    But I think she's keepin him to herself... And Deloris.
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  • AskTracyAnnK28
    AskTracyAnnK28 Posts: 2,817 Member
    I didn't even know what MCM is...and I've been on this site for 6 years :'(

  • _Sugar_interrupted
    _Sugar_interrupted Posts: 529 Member
    PlaydohPants wrote: »
    _Girl_interrupted wrote: »
    J_Surita3 wrote: »
    Do we know who the MCM is? #essentialdetails

    I do.

    But I think she's keepin him to herself... And Deloris.

    ...and Jana.

    Also I don't know

    Dat boy is busy...

    Hes bout to have a litter of olive skinned baybay kids in no time flat.

    I hope he makes good money. That child supports gonna be ROUGH.
  • AskTracyAnnK28
    AskTracyAnnK28 Posts: 2,817 Member
    _Girl_interrupted wrote: »
    PlaydohPants wrote: »
    _Girl_interrupted wrote: »
    J_Surita3 wrote: »
    Do we know who the MCM is? #essentialdetails

    I do.

    But I think she's keepin him to herself... And Deloris.

    ...and Jana.

    Also I don't know

    Dat boy is busy...

    Hes bout to have a litter of olive skinned baybay kids in no time flat.

    I hope he makes good money. That child supports gonna be ROUGH.

    @NotSoLittleDebbie looks pretty fertile, too.
  • STLBADGIRL
    STLBADGIRL Posts: 1,693 Member
    _Girl_interrupted wrote: »
    J_Surita3 wrote: »
    Do we know who the MCM is? #essentialdetails

    I do.

    But I think she's keepin him to herself... And Deloris.

    so is Jane a non mfn factor now? I too want to see MCM, otherwise you all should be in group chat....b/c apparently the outside crew gives a fuuck. (2 u's)....
  • JessicaJS23
    JessicaJS23 Posts: 1,863 Member
    His identity will never be revealed because everyone would try to make him theirs and then I would have to fake my death or go through with it and he would be left a single father. Probably not for long but still....

    Sadly I'm at work and can't say much more at the moment but y'all keep on. :*<3
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    OP - guys like magic tricks. Impress him with you magic skills.

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  • philasaurus_rex
    philasaurus_rex Posts: 2,340 Member
    Idk if anyone has suggested this...but have you tried making him a sammich?
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  • philasaurus_rex
    philasaurus_rex Posts: 2,340 Member
    What is "online"??
  • Just_J_Now
    Just_J_Now Posts: 9,551 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    OP - guys like magic tricks. Impress him with you magic skills.

    Well there is this one trick you can do with ping pong balls. Never fails to impress. B)

  • AskTracyAnnK28
    AskTracyAnnK28 Posts: 2,817 Member
    LiftingLady5 wrote: »
    philasaurus_rex wrote: »
    Idk if anyone has suggested this...but have you tried making him a sammich?

    I think its an online thing....she should send him a pic of herself eating a sammich in the noodz...a footlong perhaps

    with bacon
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Some of the best advice I can think of is to create a mashed potato sculpture of his face and send him pics (you will have to send him alot since he might not get them all). He will know you care about him because of the time you spent making it. Then the last pic is you smashing the potato sculpture with a tag #UCantLeaveMe so he knows you are always there for him.

    Something like this:

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