Trouble in paradise

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  • JessicaJS23
    JessicaJS23 Posts: 1,863 Member
    I snapped him an ominous video this morning. Hopefully he saw the wrath in my eyes and took it as a warning.
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  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    JessicaJS23 wrote: »
    Damien_K wrote: »
    I suggest you find yourself a lover

    Tried that. No one real life wants me. So here we are.

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  • JessicaJS23
    JessicaJS23 Posts: 1,863 Member
    Steep_Burrito wrote: »
    JessicaJS23 wrote: »
    I snapped him an ominous video this morning. Hopefully he saw the wrath in my eyes and took it as a warning.

    Were you in the kitchen slamming things around without saying a word?

    No but men love that too so it's going on the to do list!!
    I have the blurry pregnancy test photo shoot lined up for tomm morning. I want his Monday to be extra Monday-ish.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    edited September 2016
    Remember, it's important to complement him as much as you can, like all the time.

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  • AskTracyAnnK28
    AskTracyAnnK28 Posts: 2,817 Member
    Since it's a new Monday, you can get a new Mancrush!!!
  • Morgaen73
    Morgaen73 Posts: 2,817 Member
    JessicaJS23 wrote: »
    Damien_K wrote: »
    I suggest you find yourself a lover

    Tried that. No one real life wants me. So here we are.

    I'll take you and I'm very low admin ... I'm mostly in the background ... uhm shadows ... with a camera ... I love you!!!!
  • JessicaJS23
    JessicaJS23 Posts: 1,863 Member
    AskTracyAnnK28 wrote: »
    Since it's a new Monday, you can get a new Mancrush!!!

    I can't! He sent me a sultry good morning snap <3
    Morgaen73 wrote: »
    JessicaJS23 wrote: »
    Damien_K wrote: »
    I suggest you find yourself a lover

    Tried that. No one real life wants me. So here we are.

    I'll take you and I'm very low admin ... I'm mostly in the background ... uhm shadows ... with a camera ... I love you!!!!

    I've decided if this doesn't work out I'm going to be celibate for the rest of my days.. Or lesbian. Sorry! But you can continue to adore me and this thread :):*
  • AskTracyAnnK28
    AskTracyAnnK28 Posts: 2,817 Member
    JessicaJS23 wrote: »
    AskTracyAnnK28 wrote: »
    Since it's a new Monday, you can get a new Mancrush!!!

    I can't! He sent me a sultry good morning snap <3
    Morgaen73 wrote: »
    JessicaJS23 wrote: »
    Damien_K wrote: »
    I suggest you find yourself a lover

    Tried that. No one real life wants me. So here we are.

    I'll take you and I'm very low admin ... I'm mostly in the background ... uhm shadows ... with a camera ... I love you!!!!

    I've decided if this doesn't work out I'm going to be celibate for the rest of my days.. Or lesbian. Sorry! But you can continue to adore me and this thread :):*

    That's true love right there!
  • BigDougie1211
    BigDougie1211 Posts: 3,531 Member
    What does MCM mean?
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  • JessicaJS23
    JessicaJS23 Posts: 1,863 Member
    BigDougie1211 wrote: »
    What does MCM mean?

    MCM= man crush Monday. But really he's my man crush erryday.

    I could never go near Deloris's junk. I don't even know if I could carry out the sexual parts of being lesbian. She would have to settle for me doing her hair and makeup to show my love and affection.
  • philasaurus_rex
    philasaurus_rex Posts: 2,340 Member
    ARE YOU PREGNANT YET!? What's taking so long!?
  • _Sugar_interrupted
    _Sugar_interrupted Posts: 529 Member
    I'd just like to say, I would gladly take some of the offers for lovers you're receiving...

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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    edited September 2016
    I think you should make a shirt with his face on it and wear it every time you talk/snap.
  • brianbgboy
    brianbgboy Posts: 393 Member
    JessicaJS23 wrote: »
    joeysgirl10 wrote: »
    perhaps get a real life mcm... instead of virtual...

    RL men are so much Drama.

    not all of us are! i take up the slack he cant! lol
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  • brianbgboy
    brianbgboy Posts: 393 Member
    nothing says devotion like ink!!
  • rebel_26
    rebel_26 Posts: 1,826 Member
    Tell him you're watching the ID channel and taking notes
  • rebel_26
    rebel_26 Posts: 1,826 Member
    Better yet tat his name on your forehead backwards so your selfies will have more impact on a deeper level
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  • JessicaJS23
    JessicaJS23 Posts: 1,863 Member
    philasaurus_rex wrote: »
    ARE YOU PREGNANT YET!? What's taking so long!?

    Going to see the fertility specialist some time today.
    _Sugar_interrupted wrote: »
    I'd just like to say, I would gladly take some of the offers for lovers you're receiving...

    PS: igoesljc7wu1.gif

    God ... He's never been that attractive to me until THAT movie!! Ps: was that not us except swap the hair colors? As Katy perry would say "in another life..."
    brianbgboy wrote: »
    JessicaJS23 wrote: »
    joeysgirl10 wrote: »
    perhaps get a real life mcm... instead of virtual...

    RL men are so much Drama.

    not all of us are! i take up the slack he cant! lol

    Please DM me your qualifications.
    rebel_26 wrote: »
    Tell him you're watching the ID channel and taking notes

    He knows I watch it religiously.. The butcher knife emoji is used a lot to keep his memory fresh.

    The whole tattoo thing... I'm a blank canvas. It's going to take a large lump sum and marriage proposal with no prenup to change that.

  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    I'm beginning to think you don't live in paradise at all.
  • JessicaJS23
    JessicaJS23 Posts: 1,863 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    I'm beginning to think you don't live in paradise at all.

    Everyone's versions are different. I have a messy soul.. What can I say?
  • _Sugar_interrupted
    _Sugar_interrupted Posts: 529 Member
    edited September 2016
    _Sugar_interrupted wrote: »
    I'd just like to say, I would gladly take some of the offers for lovers you're receiving...

    PS: igoesljc7wu1.gif

    God ... He's never been that attractive to me until THAT movie!! Ps: was that not us except swap the hair colors? As Katy perry would say "in another life..."


    I plan to regularly exercise the exploding dough flash, *kitten* up eyebrows & wear dresses backwards... I'll be the hottest Pillsbury disaster you ever seent.

    I'm packing my bags as I type this.

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