Trouble in paradise

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  • philasaurus_rex
    philasaurus_rex Posts: 2,340 Member
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    I've got an old anatomy book from 10th grade...it'll tell you what parts he has. It's fun to point and giggle at.
  • Caporegiem
    Caporegiem Posts: 4,297 Member
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    JessicaJS23 wrote: »
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    Just send him a text that says "Don't freak out" and then take a long time to reply. 60% of the time, it works every time.

    What if he drives off a bridge?! That's what I would do in that situation and who's side are you on anyway. Deloris ain't your friend!

    Don't text him while he's driving.
  • JessicaJS23
    JessicaJS23 Posts: 1,863 Member
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    Steep_Burrito wrote: »
    I think Deloris might have been kissed a lot in her time and could be quite experienced. What is your plan of attack to offset this disadvantage?

    Not flat lining while on my back.
  • JessicaJS23
    JessicaJS23 Posts: 1,863 Member
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    Steep_Burrito wrote: »
    JessicaJS23 wrote: »
    Steep_Burrito wrote: »
    I think Deloris might have been kissed a lot in her time and could be quite experienced. What is your plan of attack to offset this disadvantage?

    Not flat lining while on my back.

    Excellent strategy, there is no way she can compete with that.

    He suggested I dye my hair a silver color. Maybe once I do that he will stop straying.
  • Damien_K
    Damien_K Posts: 783 Member
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    I suggest you find yourself a lover
  • JessicaJS23
    JessicaJS23 Posts: 1,863 Member
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    Damien_K wrote: »
    I suggest you find yourself a lover

    Tried that. No one real life wants me. So here we are.
  • Angela937
    Angela937 Posts: 514 Member
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    JessicaJS23 wrote: »
    Damien_K wrote: »
    I suggest you find yourself a lover

    Tried that. No one real life wants me. So here we are.

    I'll take you!
  • philasaurus_rex
    philasaurus_rex Posts: 2,340 Member
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    JessicaJS23 wrote: »
    Damien_K wrote: »
    I suggest you find yourself a lover

    Tried that. No one real life wants me. So here we are.

    It's a terrible idea anyways! You should really put all of your attention into your current fellow. Until death do you part.
  • JessicaJS23
    JessicaJS23 Posts: 1,863 Member
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    Angela937 wrote: »
    JessicaJS23 wrote: »
    Damien_K wrote: »
    I suggest you find yourself a lover

    Tried that. No one real life wants me. So here we are.

    I'll take you!

    Awww Angela! Thanks :* can I third wheel on all your dates?!
  • Damien_K
    Damien_K Posts: 783 Member
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    JessicaJS23 wrote: »
    Damien_K wrote: »
    I suggest you find yourself a lover

    Tried that. No one real life wants me. So here we are.

    Nonsense - most if not all men on here would have you
  • Angela937
    Angela937 Posts: 514 Member
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    JessicaJS23 wrote: »
    Angela937 wrote: »
    JessicaJS23 wrote: »
    Damien_K wrote: »
    I suggest you find yourself a lover

    Tried that. No one real life wants me. So here we are.

    I'll take you!

    Awww Angela! Thanks :* can I third wheel on all your dates?!

    You can do more than that!
  • JessicaJS23
    JessicaJS23 Posts: 1,863 Member
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    I snapped him an ominous video this morning. Hopefully he saw the wrath in my eyes and took it as a warning.
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,733 Member
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    JessicaJS23 wrote: »
    Damien_K wrote: »
    I suggest you find yourself a lover

    Tried that. No one real life wants me. So here we are.

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  • JessicaJS23
    JessicaJS23 Posts: 1,863 Member
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    Steep_Burrito wrote: »
    JessicaJS23 wrote: »
    I snapped him an ominous video this morning. Hopefully he saw the wrath in my eyes and took it as a warning.

    Were you in the kitchen slamming things around without saying a word?

    No but men love that too so it's going on the to do list!!
    I have the blurry pregnancy test photo shoot lined up for tomm morning. I want his Monday to be extra Monday-ish.

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