Trouble in paradise
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You can always make a collage of him but make sure to cut all the eyes out of his pictures first.0
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JessicaJS23 wrote: »
Going to see the fertility specialist some time today.
God ... He's never been that attractive to me until THAT movie!! Ps: was that not us except swap the hair colors? As Katy perry would say "in another life..."
Please DM me your qualifications.
He knows I watch it religiously.. The butcher knife emoji is used a lot to keep his memory fresh.
The whole tattoo thing... I'm a blank canvas. It's going to take a large lump sum and marriage proposal with no prenup to change that.
ill PM, DM, and FEDEX them today! whatever it takes to get a look into those eyes!!!!!! lol0 -
JessicaJS23 wrote: »Ok so my MFP MCM also future maybe daddy keeps slipping up and using other women's names in our convos. A few weeks ago it was Jana and then this morning Deloris. I've been heartbroken for days even though he swears it's auto corrects fault. I try to forgive and move on but I can't get it out of my brain.. Esp Deloris! I mean Jana made me a little jealous but I just picture Deloris being this smoking hot 65'ish cougar woman that I'll never be able to compete with. I asked my MFP friends for advice but of course they are partial and will take my side. What should I do?
Tell him to turn off auto correct its very easy. And if it happens again kick his *kitten* lol1 -
Kick his *kitten** lol0
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Lol I get what you are saying.1
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Have you tried boiling one of his pets? Seems reasonable.
Is his mom's name Deloris? Let's just list out all the words that it could have been instead of Deloris.
*kitten*
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I didn't write *kitten*
Apparently *c!itori$* is a dirty word.
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JessicaJS23 wrote: »Ok so my MFP MCM also future maybe daddy keeps slipping up and using other women's names in our convos. A few weeks ago it was Jana and then this morning Deloris. I've been heartbroken for days even though he swears it's auto corrects fault. I try to forgive and move on but I can't get it out of my brain.. Esp Deloris! I mean Jana made me a little jealous but I just picture Deloris being this smoking hot 65'ish cougar woman that I'll never be able to compete with. I asked my MFP friends for advice but of course they are partial and will take my side. What should I do?
say a different name yourself and when he calls you on it say the same thing.0 -
Why are there 9 pages of advice? You got the best two answers pages ago. Get prego or fake your death...or both...and/or literally.1
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Advice is what we do here...0
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Lots of options are always nice.0
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I would agree with LL5 and RHBS . Some offered great solutions in this thread. Even the boiling of a pet I thought was a nice touch.0
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I like your new pic btw0
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OP - I'm beginning to think you are Dolores and you are cat-fishing him with this account to make sure he is loyal.1
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Where's the ultrasound photos?0
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Or death certificate?0
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