Trouble in paradise
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LiftingLady5 wrote: »Some of the best advice I can think of is to create a mashed potato sculpture of his face and send him pics (you will have to send him alot since he might not get them all). He will know you care about him because of the time you spent making it. Then the last pic is you smashing the potato sculpture with a tag #UCantLeaveMe so he knows you are always there for him.
Something like this:
Instead of her smashing the sculpture and saying you can't leave me....why doesn't she eat it..and say #nowwewillalwaysbetogether #foreverandever #neverapart #oryou'reapieceofshit
I like this idea better. If a girl sent me pictures of her slowly eating a mashed potato sculpture of my face I think I would have emotions of contentment.2 -
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GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »Some of the best advice I can think of is to create a mashed potato sculpture of his face and send him pics (you will have to send him alot since he might not get them all). He will know you care about him because of the time you spent making it. Then the last pic is you smashing the potato sculpture with a tag #UCantLeaveMe so he knows you are always there for him.
Something like this:
@PlaydohPants
Looks like a Close Encounters of the Third Kind rendition of our hopeless romantic friend from Lava.
I cry like a little *kitten*, every damn time!2 -
Nothing says "I love you" more than a mashed potato sculpture0
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Steep_Burrito wrote: »JessicaJS23 wrote: »His identity will never be revealed because everyone would try to make him theirs and then I would have to fake my death or go through with it and he would be left a single father. Probably not for long but still....
Sadly I'm at work and can't say much more at the moment but y'all keep on.
At least give us his initials to make it fun. (Please say SB)
I have to find out his last name. The mashed potato thing won't work because carbs are a no go.
The bacon bikini might work. Mine would be way cuter though and pre cooked because who wants food borne illness.
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Food poisoning isn't the best way to win his heart. Fry up that bacon extra crispy.0
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JessicaJS23 wrote: »Steep_Burrito wrote: »JessicaJS23 wrote: »His identity will never be revealed because everyone would try to make him theirs and then I would have to fake my death or go through with it and he would be left a single father. Probably not for long but still....
Sadly I'm at work and can't say much more at the moment but y'all keep on.
At least give us his initials to make it fun. (Please say SB)
I have to find out his last name. The mashed potato thing won't work because carbs are a no go.
The bacon bikini might work. Mine would be way cuter though and pre cooked because who wants food borne illness.
A butter sculpture would work too.0 -
JessicaJS23 wrote: »Steep_Burrito wrote: »JessicaJS23 wrote: »His identity will never be revealed because everyone would try to make him theirs and then I would have to fake my death or go through with it and he would be left a single father. Probably not for long but still....
Sadly I'm at work and can't say much more at the moment but y'all keep on.
At least give us his initials to make it fun. (Please say SB)
I have to find out his last name. The mashed potato thing won't work because carbs are a no go.
The bacon bikini might work. Mine would be way cuter though and pre cooked because who wants food borne illness.
A butter sculpture would work too.
Better keep it cold though. Or it will melt then it will really be over.0 -
AskTracyAnnK28 wrote: »Food poisoning isn't the best way to win his heart. Fry up that bacon extra crispy.
Yeah, nothing is sexy about getting sick all over your guy.
Unless it's how @Angela937 does it.
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AskTracyAnnK28 wrote: »Food poisoning isn't the best way to win his heart. Fry up that bacon extra crispy.
Yeah, nothing is sexy about getting sick all over your guy.
Unless it's how @Angela937 does it.
@angela937 really knows how to get sick on someone the right way3 -
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JessicaJS23 wrote: »Steep_Burrito wrote: »JessicaJS23 wrote: »His identity will never be revealed because everyone would try to make him theirs and then I would have to fake my death or go through with it and he would be left a single father. Probably not for long but still....
Sadly I'm at work and can't say much more at the moment but y'all keep on.
At least give us his initials to make it fun. (Please say SB)
I have to find out his last name. The mashed potato thing won't work because carbs are a no go.
The bacon bikini might work. Mine would be way cuter though and pre cooked because who wants food borne illness.
A butter sculpture would work too.
Butter sculpture you say...
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Caporegiem wrote: »JessicaJS23 wrote: »Steep_Burrito wrote: »JessicaJS23 wrote: »His identity will never be revealed because everyone would try to make him theirs and then I would have to fake my death or go through with it and he would be left a single father. Probably not for long but still....
Sadly I'm at work and can't say much more at the moment but y'all keep on.
At least give us his initials to make it fun. (Please say SB)
I have to find out his last name. The mashed potato thing won't work because carbs are a no go.
The bacon bikini might work. Mine would be way cuter though and pre cooked because who wants food borne illness.
A butter sculpture would work too.
Butter sculpture you say...
I was thinking one of a cat might also be a good idea.0 -
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It was a pretty good thread until the whole mashed potatoes and bacon thing.0
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OP - have you tried using puppets to film different scenarios of what it would be like to date you yet?2
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LiftingLady5 wrote: »JessicaJS23 wrote: »
Once again OP I would find out your guys interests. If he likes Star Wars, using Star Wars figurines could really score you bonus points.
I dislike Star Wars and he's never mentioned it. I'm probably just gonna use Barbie dolls.
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JessicaJS23 wrote: »LiftingLady5 wrote: »JessicaJS23 wrote: »
Once again OP I would find out your guys interests. If he likes Star Wars, using Star Wars figurines could really score you bonus points.
I dislike Star Wars and he's never mentioned it. I'm probably just gonna use Barbie dolls.
You dislike Star Wars and you wonder why/if he's found someone else!?3 -
You think Deloris knows anything about Star Wars? Doubtful!philasaurus_rex wrote: »JessicaJS23 wrote: »LiftingLady5 wrote: »JessicaJS23 wrote: »
Once again OP I would find out your guys interests. If he likes Star Wars, using Star Wars figurines could really score you bonus points.
I dislike Star Wars and he's never mentioned it. I'm probably just gonna use Barbie dolls.
You dislike Star Wars and you wonder why/if he's found someone else!?
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JessicaJS23 wrote: »
You think Deloris knows anything about Star Wars? Doubtful!philasaurus_rex wrote: »JessicaJS23 wrote: »LiftingLady5 wrote: »JessicaJS23 wrote: »
Once again OP I would find out your guys interests. If he likes Star Wars, using Star Wars figurines could really score you bonus points.
I dislike Star Wars and he's never mentioned it. I'm probably just gonna use Barbie dolls.
You dislike Star Wars and you wonder why/if he's found someone else!?
Sounds like that cougar was around when Star Wars first came out...bet she knows all about using her force on him.2
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