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      Or better yet
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      edited September 2016
      LiftingLady5 wrote: »
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      Instead of her smashing the sculpture and saying you can't leave me....why doesn't she eat it..and say #nowwewillalwaysbetogether #foreverandever #neverapart #oryou'reapieceofshit

      I like this idea better. If a girl sent me pictures of her slowly eating a mashed potato sculpture of my face I think I would have emotions of contentment.
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      GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »
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      @PlaydohPants

      Looks like a Close Encounters of the Third Kind rendition of our hopeless romantic friend from Lava.

      I cry like a little *kitten*, every damn time!
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      Nothing says "I love you" more than a mashed potato sculpture
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      Steep_Burrito wrote: »
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      At least give us his initials to make it fun. (Please say SB)
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      I have to find out his last name. The mashed potato thing won't work because carbs are a no go. :'(

      The bacon bikini might work. Mine would be way cuter though and pre cooked because who wants food borne illness.

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      Food poisoning isn't the best way to win his heart. Fry up that bacon extra crispy.
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      JessicaJS23 wrote: »
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      I have to find out his last name. The mashed potato thing won't work because carbs are a no go. :'(

      The bacon bikini might work. Mine would be way cuter though and pre cooked because who wants food borne illness.

      A butter sculpture would work too.
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      cee134 wrote: »
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      A butter sculpture would work too.

      Better keep it cold though. Or it will melt then it will really be over.
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      AskTracyAnnK28 wrote: »
      Food poisoning isn't the best way to win his heart. Fry up that bacon extra crispy.

      Yeah, nothing is sexy about getting sick all over your guy.
      Unless it's how @Angela937 does it. :)
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      melmelw03 wrote: »
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      Yeah, nothing is sexy about getting sick all over your guy.
      Unless it's how @Angela937 does it. :)

      @angela937 really knows how to get sick on someone the right way
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      cee134 wrote: »
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      A butter sculpture would work too.

      Butter sculpture you say...
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      Caporegiem wrote: »
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      Butter sculpture you say...
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      I was thinking one of a cat might also be a good idea.
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      AskTracyAnnK28 wrote: »
      Best. Thread. Ever.

      Agreed! lol

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      It was a pretty good thread until the whole mashed potatoes and bacon thing.
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      J_Surita3 wrote: »
      It was a pretty good thread until the whole mashed potatoes and bacon thing.

      How else would you confess your love if not with mashed potato sculptures or bacon swim ware?
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      OP - have you tried using puppets to film different scenarios of what it would be like to date you yet?
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      cee134 wrote: »
      OP - have you tried using puppets to film different scenarios of what it would be like to date you yet?

      Now this is just genius right here! It will definitely lure him back to you.

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      cee134 wrote: »
      OP - have you tried using puppets to film different scenarios of what it would be like to date you yet?

      This might work.
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      LiftingLady5 wrote: »
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      Once again OP I would find out your guys interests. If he likes Star Wars, using Star Wars figurines could really score you bonus points.

      I dislike Star Wars and he's never mentioned it. I'm probably just gonna use Barbie dolls.
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      JessicaJS23 wrote: »
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      I dislike Star Wars and he's never mentioned it. I'm probably just gonna use Barbie dolls.

      You dislike Star Wars and you wonder why/if he's found someone else!?
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      philasaurus_rex wrote: »
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      You dislike Star Wars and you wonder why/if he's found someone else!?
      You think Deloris knows anything about Star Wars? Doubtful!
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      JessicaJS23 wrote: »
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      You think Deloris knows anything about Star Wars? Doubtful!

      Sounds like that cougar was around when Star Wars first came out...bet she knows all about using her force on him.
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