Trouble in paradise

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  • jtegirl
    jtegirl Posts: 1,137 Member
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    If I were you I'd put up a nekkid profile pic. That will drive him nuts knowing all the guys are seeing it!
  • Caporegiem
    Caporegiem Posts: 4,297 Member
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    jtegirl wrote: »
    If I were you I'd put up a nekkid profile pic. That will drive him nuts knowing all the guys are seeing it!

    Hey now, that's my move. You're stealing my move.
  • JessicaJS23
    JessicaJS23 Posts: 1,863 Member
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    jtegirl wrote: »
    If I were you I'd put up a nekkid profile pic. That will drive him nuts knowing all the guys are seeing it!

    I can't go back to MFP jail. It was a dark time

  • jtegirl
    jtegirl Posts: 1,137 Member
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    Maybe if he saw you were nekkid and in jail he'd forget about those 2 thots. Maybe being a bad girl will lure him back to you.
  • JessicaJS23
    JessicaJS23 Posts: 1,863 Member
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    jtegirl wrote: »
    Maybe if he saw you were nekkid and in jail he'd forget about those 2 thots. Maybe being a bad girl will lure him back to you.

    Genius!!!
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,841 Member
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    Tell their wife.
  • JukeboxHeroine
    JukeboxHeroine Posts: 348 Member
    edited September 2016
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    So what happened? I'm vested OP. Don't leave me hanging!
  • JessicaJS23
    JessicaJS23 Posts: 1,863 Member
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    supernurse_84 wrote: »
    So what happened? I'm vested OP. Don't leave me hanging!

    He's just too pretty not to forgive. I'm gonna call him Patrick swayze to get back at him a little though!!

    I'll be letting y'all know if this happens again! B)<3
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    Change your profile pic to this and start asking him when and where he'll be places. People like when you ask about them.

    iydbzb8yqf2j.jpg
  • AskTracyAnnK28
    AskTracyAnnK28 Posts: 2,834 Member
    edited September 2016
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    @JessicaJS23 I think your MFP future baby daddy is getting his cyber love on with @NotSoLittleDebbie

    Maybe you should fake a cyber pregnancy to get his attention! Also...noodz.
  • JessicaJS23
    JessicaJS23 Posts: 1,863 Member
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    AskTracyAnnK28 wrote: »
    @JessicaJS23 I think your MFP future baby daddy is getting his cyber love on with @NotSoLittleDebbie

    Maybe you should fake a cyber pregnancy to get his attention! Also...noodz.

    OMG!! Well I can't compete with Deb either :'(
    Hopefully the noodz will keep him interested.
  • AskTracyAnnK28
    AskTracyAnnK28 Posts: 2,834 Member
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    JessicaJS23 wrote: »
    AskTracyAnnK28 wrote: »
    @JessicaJS23 I think your MFP future baby daddy is getting his cyber love on with @NotSoLittleDebbie

    Maybe you should fake a cyber pregnancy to get his attention! Also...noodz.

    OMG!! Well I can't compete with Deb either :'(
    Hopefully the noodz will keep him interested.

    We all know @NotSoLittleDebbie is hawt, but maybe you can lure him back with some Micky D's and scratch-offs.

    If that doesn't work...more noodz. Always more noodz.
  • STLBADGIRL
    STLBADGIRL Posts: 1,693 Member
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    Steep_Burrito wrote: »
    I've never felt so outside of an inside joke in my entire life.
    Yeah!
  • _Sugar_interrupted
    _Sugar_interrupted Posts: 529 Member
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    Are you pregnant yet?

    No nudes, send a picture of the ultrasound.

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