Trouble in paradise

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  • JessicaJS23
    JessicaJS23 Posts: 1,863 Member
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    GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »
    JessicaJS23 wrote: »
    GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »
    Riffraft1960 wrote: »
    Did you remind him that Delores rhymes with a female body part?

    I'm not ashamed to admit it took me a few minutes to solve this riddle.

    But oh was it satisfying when I did.

    Really?! It took my innocent *kitten* 2 seconds! You aren't on your A game today.

    Geeze you're probably one of those bossy types that yell out instructions :)

    *kitten* I might be B)
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    Ignore him, that will make him want you more.
  • arleban
    arleban Posts: 369 Member
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    LiftingLady5 wrote: »
    synchkat wrote: »
    LiftingLady5 wrote: »
    Why don't you tag him in every single thread imaginable declaring your love and adoration for him? That way the other ladies can come claim him and we can watch the drama unfold. with popcorn. or nachos.

    This is actually the best advice. Throw in some sad songs and take him with those too.

    I can help you write some sad haikus also...if you like

    My love is now gone,
    What wandering eye stole it?
    I take no advice.

    Sad girl on the 'net,
    Why do you cry on forums?
    Your case is *SPECIAL*.
  • _Sugar_interrupted
    _Sugar_interrupted Posts: 529 Member
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    cee134 wrote: »
    Ignore him, that will make him want you more.

    I'm here to tell you, that NEVER works.

    Especially not on the WWW.
  • JessicaJS23
    JessicaJS23 Posts: 1,863 Member
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    cee134 wrote: »
    Ignore him, that will make him want you more.

    I can't. We have a snap streak. It would really ruin any chance of trumping Deloris. Plus his selfies are pz0fjmx5xodg.gif


  • STLBADGIRL
    STLBADGIRL Posts: 1,693 Member
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    But wouldn't auto correct keep calling you the same name? It should have been Jana both times. Lol

    Side bar - my name is Nikky and this guy at work keeps sending me emails and it addresses me as MILKY. wtf. He blames it on auto correct. I feel very mildly harassed. Milky though
  • melmelw03
    melmelw03 Posts: 5,338 Member
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    Your name is literally in your *kitten* user name. It's like you are on a forever date with him at Starbuck's....you've made it easy for him.
    He seriously can't get it right???
    I hope he's packin something special because that's a whole nother level of dumb.

    You deserve better babe.
  • JessicaJS23
    JessicaJS23 Posts: 1,863 Member
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    STLBADGIRL wrote: »
    But wouldn't auto correct keep calling you the same name? It should have been Jana both times. Lol

    Side bar - my name is Nikky and this guy at work keeps sending me emails and it addresses me as MILKY. wtf. He blames it on auto correct. I feel very mildly harassed. Milky though

    Eeeeek!! Watch out for him
  • arleban
    arleban Posts: 369 Member
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    LiftingLady5 wrote: »
    arleban wrote: »
    LiftingLady5 wrote: »
    synchkat wrote: »
    LiftingLady5 wrote: »
    Why don't you tag him in every single thread imaginable declaring your love and adoration for him? That way the other ladies can come claim him and we can watch the drama unfold. with popcorn. or nachos.

    This is actually the best advice. Throw in some sad songs and take him with those too.

    I can help you write some sad haikus also...if you like

    My love is now gone,
    What wandering eye stole it?
    I take no advice.

    Sad girl on the 'net,
    Why do you cry on forums?
    Your case is *SPECIAL*.

    fine. you make a better sad girl than I do.

    I have been accused of that before.

    Hey, has anyone asked what Ja Rule thinks of all this?
  • _Sugar_interrupted
    _Sugar_interrupted Posts: 529 Member
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    arleban wrote: »
    LiftingLady5 wrote: »
    arleban wrote: »
    LiftingLady5 wrote: »
    synchkat wrote: »
    LiftingLady5 wrote: »
    Why don't you tag him in every single thread imaginable declaring your love and adoration for him? That way the other ladies can come claim him and we can watch the drama unfold. with popcorn. or nachos.

    This is actually the best advice. Throw in some sad songs and take him with those too.

    I can help you write some sad haikus also...if you like

    My love is now gone,
    What wandering eye stole it?
    I take no advice.

    Sad girl on the 'net,
    Why do you cry on forums?
    Your case is *SPECIAL*.

    fine. you make a better sad girl than I do.

    I have been accused of that before.

    Hey, has anyone asked what Ja Rule thinks of all this?

    Thong tha thong thong thong
  • _Sugar_interrupted
    _Sugar_interrupted Posts: 529 Member
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    Maybe that was sisqo... Same thing really
  • arleban
    arleban Posts: 369 Member
    edited September 2016
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    _Girl_interrupted wrote: »
    arleban wrote: »
    LiftingLady5 wrote: »
    arleban wrote: »
    LiftingLady5 wrote: »
    synchkat wrote: »
    LiftingLady5 wrote: »
    Why don't you tag him in every single thread imaginable declaring your love and adoration for him? That way the other ladies can come claim him and we can watch the drama unfold. with popcorn. or nachos.

    This is actually the best advice. Throw in some sad songs and take him with those too.

    I can help you write some sad haikus also...if you like

    My love is now gone,
    What wandering eye stole it?
    I take no advice.

    Sad girl on the 'net,
    Why do you cry on forums?
    Your case is *SPECIAL*.

    fine. you make a better sad girl than I do.

    I have been accused of that before.

    Hey, has anyone asked what Ja Rule thinks of all this?

    Thong tha thong thong thong

    That was Sysqo...duh. Also, not Cisco, the networking company. Although I've never seen them both at the same time...
  • _Sugar_interrupted
    _Sugar_interrupted Posts: 529 Member
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    GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »
    You dummies are all looking at it wrong.

    According to urban dictionary

    Deloris

    The most awesome person in the world!
    Also considered a goddess in some cultures.

    That girl is Deloris!

    You're welcome. My work here is done.

    You had me at urban dictionary :love:
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,369 Member
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    Posting pictures of yourself crying or just looking sad in the selfies thread is a good way to go. Add a sign that had your name and the date is good too
  • arleban
    arleban Posts: 369 Member
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    _Girl_interrupted wrote: »
    Maybe that was sisqo... Same thing really

    OMG! Are we going to work out? Should I make a whole new thread?
  • arleban
    arleban Posts: 369 Member
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    synchkat wrote: »
    Posting pictures of yourself crying or just looking sad in the selfies thread is a good way to go. Add a sign that had your name and the date is good too

    I'm so sad,
    my life is black,
    my world is darkness...
    oh wait, my eyes were closed.
  • Riffraft1960
    Riffraft1960 Posts: 1,984 Member
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    PlaydohPants wrote: »
    Do you people not watch Seinfeld?!

    I thought the reference would be recognized immediately

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