Trouble in paradise

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  • _Sugar_interrupted
    _Sugar_interrupted Posts: 529 Member
    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_ST6ZRbhGiA
  • drbuzzard91
    drbuzzard91 Posts: 1,204 Member
    punish the deserving
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  • _Sugar_interrupted
    _Sugar_interrupted Posts: 529 Member
    JessicaJS23 wrote: »
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    Is this selfie sad enough?! I can't RL frown because that causes wrinkles and I ain't trying to get like that Thot Deloris.

    You're pretty.

    And you have fantastic skin.
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    JessicaJS23 wrote: »
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    Is this selfie sad enough?! I can't RL frown because that causes wrinkles and I ain't trying to get like that Thot Deloris.

    omg you made me shed a tear this is so real!
    you should add a :brokenheart: because emojis make it more real
  • JessicaJS23
    JessicaJS23 Posts: 1,863 Member
    _Girl_interrupted wrote: »
    JessicaJS23 wrote: »
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    Is this selfie sad enough?! I can't RL frown because that causes wrinkles and I ain't trying to get like that Thot Deloris.

    You're pretty.

    And you have fantastic skin.

    I love you.

    The secret is fried chicken grease. It was the closest thing to the blood of my enemies so I gave it a try. Turns out it's a great moisturizer.

  • rebel_26
    rebel_26 Posts: 1,826 Member
    _Girl_interrupted wrote: »
    JessicaJS23 wrote: »
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    Is this selfie sad enough?! I can't RL frown because that causes wrinkles and I ain't trying to get like that Thot Deloris.

    You're pretty.

    And you have fantastic skin.
    this is a sad moment compliments are not warranted in this situation.
  • JukeboxHeroine
    JukeboxHeroine Posts: 348 Member
    GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »
    The names he says are no where near as important as the name he screams.

    This made me choke on Diet Coke. That *kitten* burns when it comes out your nose. Am I going to get nose cancer now? You know.....from the aspartame? Jk


    OP send him 100 messages saying you're disappointed and "so" over it, wait 5 min and send 100 more saying he's your soul mate. He'll feel like you love him more than Jana or Deloris.
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  • JessicaJS23
    JessicaJS23 Posts: 1,863 Member
    supernurse_84 wrote: »
    GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »
    The names he says are no where near as important as the name he screams.

    This made me choke on Diet Coke. That *kitten* burns when it comes out your nose. Am I going to get nose cancer now? You know.....from the aspartame? Jk


    OP send him 100 messages saying you're disappointed and "so" over it, wait 5 min and send 100 more saying he's your soul mate. He'll feel like you love him more than Jana or Deloris.

    I've been working on that while ugly crying in the ladies room at work. <3
  • JessicaJS23
    JessicaJS23 Posts: 1,863 Member
    I just had a brilliant Idea!!! z3migg6me0na.jpeg

    This will win him back!!! Just give me a few years.. I can be a hotter version of Deloris
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  • JessicaJS23
    JessicaJS23 Posts: 1,863 Member
    I think the only guy that might make him a little jelly is the late Patrick Swayze.
  • JukeboxHeroine
    JukeboxHeroine Posts: 348 Member
    High 5* dirty dancing version of Patrick Swayze right?

    Or you go reckless and use Gary Busey..... Cause crazy is cool
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  • JessicaJS23
    JessicaJS23 Posts: 1,863 Member
    No it def has to be either dirty dancing Patrick Or perhaps Ghost Patrick. My MFP MCM has every other male beat in my book :'(
  • _Sugar_interrupted
    _Sugar_interrupted Posts: 529 Member
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  • JukeboxHeroine
    JukeboxHeroine Posts: 348 Member
    I support your Patrick Swayze. That's a fine fine choice
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  • rebel_26
    rebel_26 Posts: 1,826 Member
    I was thinking Road house swayze

    I knew LL5 had a thing for old bald guys. Explains the 10000000's of friends requests I get from her hourly.
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    edited September 2016
    OP-Turn that frown upside down.

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  • JukeboxHeroine
    JukeboxHeroine Posts: 348 Member
    Roadhouse Swayze was good too....
  • JessicaJS23
    JessicaJS23 Posts: 1,863 Member
    _Girl_interrupted wrote: »
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    ^^ basically after he ghosts my *kitten*^^ typical MFP style.

  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    JessicaJS23 wrote: »
    I think the only guy that might make him a little jelly is the late Patrick Swayze.

    Do you know if this guy is real? Has he asked you for money?
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  • JessicaJS23
    JessicaJS23 Posts: 1,863 Member
    rebel_26 wrote: »
    I was thinking Road house swayze

    I knew LL5 had a thing for old bald guys. Explains the 10000000's of friends requests I get from her hourly.

    Road house swayze was a little too cocky for me. I'm the boss!
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  • JessicaJS23
    JessicaJS23 Posts: 1,863 Member
    I don't know these other men!

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