Trouble in paradise

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  • rebel_26
    rebel_26 Posts: 1,826 Member
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    arleban wrote: »
    Clearly this calls for Maury's deep philisophical insight.
    im thinking more like springer myself.

  • Caporegiem
    Caporegiem Posts: 4,297 Member
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    GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »
    You dummies are all looking at it wrong.

    According to urban dictionary

    Deloris

    The most awesome person in the world!
    Also considered a goddess in some cultures.

    That girl is Deloris!

    You're welcome. My work here is done.

    Anything that I've ever needed to learn I've found on Urban Dictionary...it's a much more credible source than Wikipedia.
  • _Sugar_interrupted
    _Sugar_interrupted Posts: 529 Member
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    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_ST6ZRbhGiA
  • drbuzzard91
    drbuzzard91 Posts: 1,205 Member
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    punish the deserving
  • _Sugar_interrupted
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    JessicaJS23 wrote: »
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    Is this selfie sad enough?! I can't RL frown because that causes wrinkles and I ain't trying to get like that Thot Deloris.

    You're pretty.

    And you have fantastic skin.
  • synchkat
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    JessicaJS23 wrote: »
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    Is this selfie sad enough?! I can't RL frown because that causes wrinkles and I ain't trying to get like that Thot Deloris.

    omg you made me shed a tear this is so real!
    you should add a :brokenheart: because emojis make it more real
  • JessicaJS23
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    _Girl_interrupted wrote: »
    JessicaJS23 wrote: »
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    Is this selfie sad enough?! I can't RL frown because that causes wrinkles and I ain't trying to get like that Thot Deloris.

    You're pretty.

    And you have fantastic skin.

    I love you.

    The secret is fried chicken grease. It was the closest thing to the blood of my enemies so I gave it a try. Turns out it's a great moisturizer.

  • rebel_26
    rebel_26 Posts: 1,826 Member
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    _Girl_interrupted wrote: »
    JessicaJS23 wrote: »
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    Is this selfie sad enough?! I can't RL frown because that causes wrinkles and I ain't trying to get like that Thot Deloris.

    You're pretty.

    And you have fantastic skin.
    this is a sad moment compliments are not warranted in this situation.
  • JukeboxHeroine
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    GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »
    The names he says are no where near as important as the name he screams.

    This made me choke on Diet Coke. That *kitten* burns when it comes out your nose. Am I going to get nose cancer now? You know.....from the aspartame? Jk


    OP send him 100 messages saying you're disappointed and "so" over it, wait 5 min and send 100 more saying he's your soul mate. He'll feel like you love him more than Jana or Deloris.
  • JessicaJS23
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    supernurse_84 wrote: »
    GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »
    The names he says are no where near as important as the name he screams.

    This made me choke on Diet Coke. That *kitten* burns when it comes out your nose. Am I going to get nose cancer now? You know.....from the aspartame? Jk


    OP send him 100 messages saying you're disappointed and "so" over it, wait 5 min and send 100 more saying he's your soul mate. He'll feel like you love him more than Jana or Deloris.

    I've been working on that while ugly crying in the ladies room at work. <3
  • JessicaJS23
    JessicaJS23 Posts: 1,863 Member
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    I just had a brilliant Idea!!! z3migg6me0na.jpeg

    This will win him back!!! Just give me a few years.. I can be a hotter version of Deloris
  • JessicaJS23
    JessicaJS23 Posts: 1,863 Member
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    I think the only guy that might make him a little jelly is the late Patrick Swayze.
  • JukeboxHeroine
    JukeboxHeroine Posts: 348 Member
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    High 5* dirty dancing version of Patrick Swayze right?

    Or you go reckless and use Gary Busey..... Cause crazy is cool
  • JessicaJS23
    JessicaJS23 Posts: 1,863 Member
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    No it def has to be either dirty dancing Patrick Or perhaps Ghost Patrick. My MFP MCM has every other male beat in my book :'(
  • _Sugar_interrupted
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