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Trouble in paradise

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  • arleban
    arleban Posts: 369 Member
    LiftingLady5 wrote: »
    JessicaJS23 wrote: »
    rebel_26 wrote: »
    I was thinking Road house swayze

    I knew LL5 had a thing for old bald guys. Explains the 10000000's of friends requests I get from her hourly.

    Road house swayze was a little too cocky for me. I'm the boss!

    Maybe you should go with Tony Micelli than

    But the boss was Angela!
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
    JessicaJS23 wrote: »
    Ok so my MFP MCM also future maybe daddy keeps slipping up and using other women's names in our convos. A few weeks ago it was Jana and then this morning Deloris. I've been heartbroken for days even though he swears it's auto corrects fault. I try to forgive and move on but I can't get it out of my brain.. Esp Deloris! I mean Jana made me a little jealous but I just picture Deloris being this smoking hot 65'ish cougar woman that I'll never be able to compete with. I asked my MFP friends for advice but of course they are partial and will take my side. What should I do?

    Friend me and then slip up and call him RoadDog.

  • JukeboxHeroine
    JukeboxHeroine Posts: 348 Member
    Tell him you're a lesbian now. That'll drive him crazy
  • lenalovestofish
    lenalovestofish Posts: 80 Member
    What the F does MCM mean?
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  • JessicaJS23
    JessicaJS23 Posts: 1,863 Member
    LiftingLady5 wrote: »
    arleban wrote: »
    LiftingLady5 wrote: »
    JessicaJS23 wrote: »
    rebel_26 wrote: »
    I was thinking Road house swayze

    I knew LL5 had a thing for old bald guys. Explains the 10000000's of friends requests I get from her hourly.

    Road house swayze was a little too cocky for me. I'm the boss!

    Maybe you should go with Tony Micelli than

    But the boss was Angela!

    I know. She said that she likes to be the boss. Tony Micelii was A-oh oh-a ok with that.

    Ohhhhh Tony Danza!! Is he PR?


    philasaurus_rex wrote: »
    You shold believe him and love him unconditionally no matter what. Always remember, he only hurts you because he loves you so much.

    That's what I tell myself every day! <3


    lenalovestofish wrote: »
    What the F does MCM mean?

    Man Crush Monday.

  • jtegirl
    jtegirl Posts: 1,137 Member
    PlaydohPants wrote: »
    Do you people not watch Seinfeld?!

    Ohhhh I do! I do! I got it immediately!
  • jtegirl
    jtegirl Posts: 1,137 Member
    If I were you I'd put up a nekkid profile pic. That will drive him nuts knowing all the guys are seeing it!
  • Caporegiem
    Caporegiem Posts: 4,297 Member
    jtegirl wrote: »
    If I were you I'd put up a nekkid profile pic. That will drive him nuts knowing all the guys are seeing it!

    Hey now, that's my move. You're stealing my move.
  • JessicaJS23
    JessicaJS23 Posts: 1,863 Member
    jtegirl wrote: »
    If I were you I'd put up a nekkid profile pic. That will drive him nuts knowing all the guys are seeing it!

    I can't go back to MFP jail. It was a dark time

  • jtegirl
    jtegirl Posts: 1,137 Member
    Maybe if he saw you were nekkid and in jail he'd forget about those 2 thots. Maybe being a bad girl will lure him back to you.
  • JessicaJS23
    JessicaJS23 Posts: 1,863 Member
    jtegirl wrote: »
    Maybe if he saw you were nekkid and in jail he'd forget about those 2 thots. Maybe being a bad girl will lure him back to you.

    Genius!!!
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    Tell their wife.
  • JukeboxHeroine
    JukeboxHeroine Posts: 348 Member
    edited September 2016
    So what happened? I'm vested OP. Don't leave me hanging!
  • JessicaJS23
    JessicaJS23 Posts: 1,863 Member
    supernurse_84 wrote: »
    So what happened? I'm vested OP. Don't leave me hanging!

    He's just too pretty not to forgive. I'm gonna call him Patrick swayze to get back at him a little though!!

    I'll be letting y'all know if this happens again! B)<3
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Change your profile pic to this and start asking him when and where he'll be places. People like when you ask about them.

    iydbzb8yqf2j.jpg
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  • AskTracyAnnK28
    AskTracyAnnK28 Posts: 2,817 Member
    edited September 2016
    @JessicaJS23 I think your MFP future baby daddy is getting his cyber love on with @NotSoLittleDebbie

    Maybe you should fake a cyber pregnancy to get his attention! Also...noodz.
  • JessicaJS23
    JessicaJS23 Posts: 1,863 Member
    AskTracyAnnK28 wrote: »
    @JessicaJS23 I think your MFP future baby daddy is getting his cyber love on with @NotSoLittleDebbie

    Maybe you should fake a cyber pregnancy to get his attention! Also...noodz.

    OMG!! Well I can't compete with Deb either :'(
    Hopefully the noodz will keep him interested.
  • AskTracyAnnK28
    AskTracyAnnK28 Posts: 2,817 Member
    JessicaJS23 wrote: »
    AskTracyAnnK28 wrote: »
    @JessicaJS23 I think your MFP future baby daddy is getting his cyber love on with @NotSoLittleDebbie

    Maybe you should fake a cyber pregnancy to get his attention! Also...noodz.

    OMG!! Well I can't compete with Deb either :'(
    Hopefully the noodz will keep him interested.

    We all know @NotSoLittleDebbie is hawt, but maybe you can lure him back with some Micky D's and scratch-offs.

    If that doesn't work...more noodz. Always more noodz.
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  • STLBADGIRL
    STLBADGIRL Posts: 1,693 Member
    Steep_Burrito wrote: »
    I've never felt so outside of an inside joke in my entire life.
    Yeah!
  • _Sugar_interrupted
    _Sugar_interrupted Posts: 529 Member
    Are you pregnant yet?

    No nudes, send a picture of the ultrasound.

  • Caporegiem
    Caporegiem Posts: 4,297 Member
    edited September 2016
    AskTracyAnnK28 wrote: »
    PlaydohPants wrote: »
    @AskTracyAnnK28 wrote: »
    Pick fights with all the women who post "good morning sexy" on his wall. Then send more noodz.

    Don't forget all the girls just "liking" things those sneaky *kitten*

    Especially when they "like" things like "asshat logged in for 3 days in a row!"...sneaky *kittens*!!

    The only thing I'm taking from this thread now is that asshat is not censored but *kitten* hole is
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