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Idk why I decided I had to log in just to post this but here it is I guess.

Almost died on the freeway today. It’s raining and someone cut me off. I swerved in and out of three lanes of traffic. I think I grazed an 18 wheeler and there’s dent on my trunk. Nobody stopped, not even me. I hope that *kitten* saw that they almost killed me and anyone else that would have ran into my car at high speeds.…

My nerves have been really shot today. Like sharp in the pit of the stomach. Mind has been calm and blank. I don’t know what it is. They say gut health is directly related to your mood and I ate dairy so I guess that’s why. 😬

I’m trying to brainstorm how I’m going to keep cool this summer at work. Maybe three more sunglasses 😎. But really, what could I actually do about it? I tried the neck fan last year and it was just ok. Only worked if you were already sweaty.

I get this but with eyeshadow.

The overwhelming consensus on the fb post was yellow, followed by brown. Now, I do love a pastel yellow and prints like sunflowers. But solid yellow outside of very light, I don’t prefer. I was surprised at a few comments that said they didn’t like mint green or pastel green which are favorites of mine.

Specifically mustard yellow and pea green. They don’t look good on me and I don’t like to look at these colors on walls or furniture. Hot pink and probably all the “hot” colors are a no. Some in between colors like salmon.

I have a hatred for grown women with baby/children’s voices. Idk why, it’s not their fault. I’m not annoyed by kid’s voices in general so why specifically grown women?? Like there’s two at work and I have a bias against them just for that reason and it’s not fair but idk what to do about it. There’s even a rare occasion I…

You’re his bestie 🥰

I’m annoying my sister that I’ve blocked on everything except my actual phone bc she put me in a group text and I’ve decided to just be a troll. She doesn’t find me funny at all and I’m living! Maybe our relationship can be fun!

Hyyy, Brag and make all the backhanded comments you want. I know how *kitten* up your life really is and I don’t envy it at all.

It’s been an eventful few days in my world. I went on two “dates” if you can call them that over my days off. Had an eye opening phone conversation with mr. Well to do about manifestation that I am taking to heart, yesterday. Today I’m partnered with my work crush so that should be interesting. Even my bootycall contacted…

I imagine it would be under edit profile but you can only change it once I THINK. If all else fails contact a mod

I’m tired of having crushes. Either somebody love me or let me become asexual.

Can’t believe it but I managed to score Thursday/Friday off days! I didn’t think I’d see another fri/sat/sun for years to come!

I’m nervous because of the anticipation of the schedule bid happening today for work. I only have seniority over 36 people so I’ll have 37 options to choose from that the rest of 175 people didn’t want. 😅 As people bid I just watch my preferred presets get snatched up 🙃 If all else fails I might just pick open time and…

Was feeling myself the other day and I only take selfies at a 45degree angle 😅 Been losing weight and I’m back in a size 12.

This is the one I meant to post a week or so ago. Time is an illusion and a blur.

Yes, I’m responding to a comment a month ago 😅 I haven’t! I’ll check it out now. I need new things to listen to.

An arrow to the knee

Also I’m irked by humidity. Be prepared to hear about how hot I am allllll summer! 🥵

My coworkers 😫 I’m not very popular so they trade me out pretty often if they can and that’s fine BUT! Someone needs to actually tell me a switch happened. Half the time no one says a damn thing to me and how am I supposed to plan my day and schedule if I now have a different schedule and partner?? I’m not so awful jeeze.…

I’m irked that I have to go out of my way again and get another hearing test done when I got it done with all the rest of my paperwork the two months before my birthday like requested bc they can’t process anything in a timely manner. Well they wanted it done in my birth month which is long gone and they’re threatening me…

He might be a felon, but he’s the reason I felon love ❤️

This guy I was talking to on the phone for over an hour. I’m like.. if he isn’t just lying straight out of his *kitten*…why TF would he be talking to me? From fb dating of all places. My profile didn’t even have much on it besides my pictures. I think someone who is as successful as he says he is (I’ll believe it when I…