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She kept accusing me of remembering...not remembering...something... I forget.
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Between the 8yo boys claiming to be 38yo women, and Hello Kitty, it was just way too confusing and disturbing. It had to end before it began. Thank god I had a couple of fresh kegs to drown my disturbed mind in...and forget.
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She mistook my cries of ecstasy for distress. I also like cocktails! (edit: so many secretaries, so little time)
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I gave up eating cereal grains, unless they've been sprouted, mashed, leeched, and fermented. He couldn't keep up.
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She never asked! Just because I homebrew does not negate my wine cellar!
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He always showed up at "4:20" with a "far away" look in his eyes.
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She was always bare assed. ALWAYS! ... wait, that was why we got together in the first place. I have no idea why it didn't work out. Last I saw her she was driving away with a crazy man in this car:
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She kept drinking my wort, never realizing the zymological magic yet to come.
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He snored. Even when awake. I think it was a passive aggressive preemptive move so he wouldn't have to end it.
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She refused to read good sci-fi/fantasy books, and ate all the ice cream while watching bad TV.
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She never appreciated my weirding ways, and was resistant to The Voice.
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...I was a Flower of the mountain yes when I put the rose in my hair like the Andalusian girls used or shall I wear a red yes and how he kissed me under the Moorish Wall and I thought well as well him as another and then I asked him with my eyes to ask again yes and then he asked me would I yes to say yes my mountain…
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Our combined libraries overstressed our home, which collapsed one night while we were at the book store. The force of the collapse was so great that it created a massive sinkhole which consumed half of the neighborhood. We were vilified and labeled as social pariahs forcing us to split up and go into hiding separately to…
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It wouldn't have mattered if he'd just bought better beer, and played MORE COWBELL!
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devilboy1592 kept posting after he hit 666 posts.
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He would never add enough cowbell.
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Oh, where do I begin? Honey, you're great. You're more than great, you are wonderful. And we've had some really good times together, some good laughs, funny moments and touching memories. But there's something missing. We both know it and been avoiding this moment but the time has come. You know what I mean. We need to…
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No glove, no love.
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~500g But I eat only chili for lunch, and chili and beer for dinner. And I need 2000+ Cal. to maintain, sometimes 3000+. So, ~500g/~15oz. is not so much, really. Maybe 500 Calories per serving. Nohomo grassfed beef and organic adjuncts make this a good peoplefood. :-D
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If you want to learn, read this. If you are a sensitive baby, with knee-jerk reactions, ignore now. You should consult with a professional health care expert to determine your ideal nutrition for health and fat reduction. It is very unlikely that any good doctor would agree that a sedentary lifestyle is healthy. Children…
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People who think like this do not know how to drive, and should go immediately back to drivers' ed.to learn ALL of the rules of the road, not just the ones they happen to like. The proper, and fair, way to merge two lanes is *at* the point where they merge. Leaving a lane completely open for a mile just causes traffic jams…
