We broke up because...
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He was sick and twisted and he thought he was funny0
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But I am!0
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Mad as a cut snake
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Liked snakes as pets0
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Ate my snakes. She said they were food and not pets.0
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Brought the snakes to bed with us0
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He kept referring to my 10 inch *kitten* as a snake.0
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Nope in the contract...we can't break up
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No one breaks up with his Dear Heart0
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Hated that I collect cosplay attire0
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Would never let me dress up0
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Her political agenda ...in running for president ..meant no time for me0
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she was too boobalicious for me0
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Was obsessed with my boobs0
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i got stabbed everytime it was cold0
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She made me wear sweaters even in summer!!0
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She was careless with my sweaters.0
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I had to sweat to get next to her0
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Couldn't take my cold feet0
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She wouldn't let me be on her secret service security team0
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He would never add enough cowbell.0
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Wanted cowbells...I just couldn't provide0
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She wouldn't help me dye my hair0
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I couldn't get her to smile0
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He reached his expiry date....0
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He said..".I just don't like you " and I thought we were going to be married.....shattered
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She didn't like pepperoni pizza.0
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he only ate pepperoni pizza. Too much of a good thing is a bad thing0
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There were too many "good" things on his never do again list.0
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He had the hots for another0
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