We broke up because...

LiftingRiot

He was sick and twisted and he thought he was funny

Noelv1976

But I am!

slimgirljo15

Mad as a cut snake

47Jacqueline

Liked snakes as pets

Ria_StayingFit

Ate my snakes. She said they were food and not pets.

kjm3579

Brought the snakes to bed with us

Ria_StayingFit

He kept referring to my 10 inch *kitten* as a snake.

slimgirljo15

Nope in the contract...we can't break up

kjm3579

No one breaks up with his Dear Heart

kendall916

Hated that I collect cosplay attire

Becka4Real

Would never let me dress up

slimgirljo15

Her political agenda ...in running for president ..meant no time for me

SuzyQAzureblue

she was too boobalicious for me

Becka4Real

Was obsessed with my boobs

SuzyQAzureblue

i got stabbed everytime it was cold

Becka4Real

She made me wear sweaters even in summer!!

Ria_StayingFit

She was careless with my sweaters.

SuzyQAzureblue

I had to sweat to get next to her

Becka4Real

Couldn't take my cold feet

LiftingRiot

She wouldn't let me be on her secret service security team

ckeilah

He would never add enough cowbell.

slimgirljo15

Wanted cowbells...I just couldn't provide

MissMary75044

She wouldn't help me dye my hair

burning2much

I couldn't get her to smile

syedaounabbas

He reached his expiry date....

slimgirljo15

He said..".I just don't like you " and I thought we were going to be married.....shattered

airdale8263

She didn't like pepperoni pizza.

LiftingRiot

he only ate pepperoni pizza. Too much of a good thing is a bad thing

syedaounabbas

There were too many "good" things on his never do again list.

slimgirljo15

He had the hots for another