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We broke up because...

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  • jrline
    jrline Posts: 2,353 Member
    she was much too serious
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    No matter how high he jumped, or how hard he tried to climb, he could never reach the pedestal onto which he had placed me. Fortunately for all, I wear jeans.
  • deviboy1592
    deviboy1592 Posts: 989 Member
    He had huge horse nuts that bounced around his knees
  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,611 Member
    He was the devil, I'm pretty angelic…see the problem here
  • jrline
    jrline Posts: 2,353 Member
    she was cold as ice
  • deviboy1592
    deviboy1592 Posts: 989 Member
    Fire and ice, oil and vinegar, somewhere they go good together.
  • Badger_Girl99
    Badger_Girl99 Posts: 2,220 Member
    He belly flops into bed.
  • GDLAZ
    GDLAZ Posts: 3,784 Member
    I couldn't stick the landing.
  • deviboy1592
    deviboy1592 Posts: 989 Member
    Her farts would knock me clean out
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    edited April 2015
    ' wishes I was someone else...

    ... I thought that was the one thing we had in common :o
  • deviboy1592
    deviboy1592 Posts: 989 Member
    standenvernet wrote: »
    ' wishes I was someone else...

    ... I thought that was the one thing we had in common :o

    Lol
  • Badger_Girl99
    Badger_Girl99 Posts: 2,220 Member
    deviboy1592 wrote: »
    Her farts would knock me clean out

    His dutch ovens were not as good as mine.
  • jrline
    jrline Posts: 2,353 Member
    I was too sarcastic for her
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    edited April 2015
    She wasn't a rug muncher :o
  • jrline
    jrline Posts: 2,353 Member
    thought I was a her
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    Came to bed wet...

    ... um, not always a bad thing, but in his case, it was - smelled of river water & decaying fish
  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,611 Member
    He wasn't sarcastic enough.
  • deviboy1592
    deviboy1592 Posts: 989 Member
    Kept coming to bed singing wrecking balls..
  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,611 Member
    Didn't like my love affair with Miley Cyrus
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    Wasn't so much a "break up", more of a restraining order. Now I'm off to shop for some higher-powered binoculars
  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,611 Member
    I don't want to talk about it. It's really pretty tragic.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Where is my rocket fuel woman...I know you hid it
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    edited April 2015
    Alisontheice wrote: »
    I don't want to talk about it. It's really pretty tragic.
    I'm tellin' ya, if it weren't for those leather leggings and lace-up boots of hers, I'd'a never fallen off of my ladder and nobody would'a known.


    @slimgirljo15 : Never appreciated that she is so much more than a nice rack...
    ... she also can cook, clean, and pickup after me. She's like having a maid too!
  • 4ever420
    4ever420 Posts: 4,088 Member
    He always left pee all over the toilet seat.
  • jrline
    jrline Posts: 2,353 Member
    she was obsessed with pee and golden showers
  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,611 Member
    She demanded cleanliness. Nope. not gonna do it
  • deviboy1592
    deviboy1592 Posts: 989 Member
    She was a dirty girl
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    He was a dirty boy ...wait...no I like that...we arent breaking up.....ive changed my mind B)
  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,611 Member
    She was forever changing her mind
  • jrline
    jrline Posts: 2,353 Member
    liked to be dirty with everyone but me

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