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he always left the house like this
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She's infatuated with Jim Carey0
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Her girlfriends were more important than me
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Couldn't make sense the candles
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Melted all my candles to make this wax Beiber
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She didn't have any candles for our romantic honeymoon0
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Caught her taking a romantic trip with another woman and neglecting me.0
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Had an icky wax Beiber figure that smelled like vanilla, cranberry, cinnamon, no-smoke, and stuff..0
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insisted on having a chocolate statue made of their ex lover in our room
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Caught him touching a Justin Beiber wax Figure0
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Wanted her to live in a mobile home in the Pine Barrens with me but she wanted the city life....0
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Constantly compated herself to Snooki. That shiit got old pretty quick0
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Didnt like my makeover
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Spent all day at the Jersey Shore, couldn't ever get her to go anywhere else.0
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Thinks Jersey is Pauly's younger brother0
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He always tried to get random women to go with him places. A lil creepy0
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Yes you can get enough cow bell0
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Threw out the cow bell and bought me an accordion
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Never used to wear the dress under her accordion for me... Nice, but it had a few "sharp notes" from time to time...0
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He had too many wives0
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She would never share her fabulous Dresses with me!0
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Only half the woman she used to be
In her profile pic.0 -
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She was positively frightening!0
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I dunno. Bored.0
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I wasn't his type0
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I can't imagine why... Prolly, "It's me, not her"0
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She was my type but she was always wanting what she couldn't have!
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Wouldnt teach me to apply mascara like a boss.0
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