We broke up because...
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Tony was just my nickname…she could call me something else but wouldn't0
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He never showed his face. I got tired of that stupid cat0
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and he laughed at me0
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her bangs got in the way when we tried to kiss0
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his knee….it was always about his knee. ugh I'm so not a knee person0
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She went crazy0
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she refused to go crazy too0
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Kept using my bowls0
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wouldnt share her dishes, wouldnt even use her own dishes, always used mine and broke them0
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She wanted more adventurous than I
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Its a hoax we never broke up0
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she wasn't old enough to buy my beer0
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Was a drunk0
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she was too young and drank too much beer0
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Was always buried in her books0
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Our combined libraries overstressed our home, which collapsed one night while we were at the book store. The force of the collapse was so great that it created a massive sinkhole which consumed half of the neighborhood. We were vilified and labeled as social pariahs forcing us to split up and go into hiding separately to avoid being tarred & feathered and run out of town on a rail.0
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Errrrm...boredom...
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You wouldn't tickle my back
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wouldn't let me watch Jo tickle your back0
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I wanted to tickle him to ...but he only liked watching0
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too much tickling0
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Fell to much0
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She pushed me over. Wow mean0
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Stumbled drunk..but blamed me for pushing her
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'cause her skills with a collapsible police baton were unnerving0
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He just couldnt get it up...I know it was a secret honey...but ...thats the reason..0
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she was insatiable0
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She was always Hungry for Slimgirl Love!0
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