We broke up because...

LiftingRiot

She burnt the toast

SuzyQAzureblue

He didn't like my waffles

kjm3579

Couldn't cook anything but waffles

Spnneil06

Said I was a terrible cook just because I didn't put a pound of butter on his waffle. Broke my heart!

pechepanda

she ran out of lollipops

Spnneil06

I only had grape lollipops, weren't good enough for her.

Luke_I_am_your_spotter

she had green grape lollipops, not the delicious purple ones

slimgirljo15

he loved another

tabixat

she was too vanilla

Spnneil06

She thought I was boring!

rdouma73

Still trying to figure out what I did....

Spnneil06 wrote: »

She thought I was boring!

Spnneil06

He was clueless!

slimgirljo15

He belonged to another

kbxiii

She seduced every living thing around us. I never felt secure.

Yogi_warrior

she was insecure.

patti_lee

He refused to sit through an episode of The IT Crowd

Spnneil06

I wasn't in the "it" crowd! Not cool enough

kjm3579

She was with the wrong crowd

Spnneil06

He insisted on wearing 3 layers of clothes to bed, including socks and gloves.

kjm3579

She kept the house so cold I had to sleep with socks & gloves on

pechepanda

you sleep with socks on?! omg! thats appalling and awful, needless to say, were over

slimgirljo15

She found someone stronger to open her lollie pops

Luke_I_am_your_spotter

She told me she had 3 boobs

pechepanda

he couldnt count to two

Luke_I_am_your_spotter

she never taught her students how to count to two

pechepanda

he signed up for my class, cant date my students so we had to end it,

Becka4Real

She said she couldn't teach me anything

rdouma73

WE BROKE UP?!? Already?

cdcruizer05

Snores

ckeilah

He snored. Even when awake. I think it was a passive aggressive preemptive move so he wouldn't have to end it.