We broke up because...

jrline

she was trying to clone me

PewterSky

Every time he was upset, he'd break the TV

LiftingRiot

She considered hiding the remote breaking the tv. She didn't know how to walk up to it and change a channel manually

PewterSky

He was a belieber

LiftingRiot

She didn't appreciate justin Bieber as the god of all music and we'll life. She was misguided

47Jacqueline

He was obsessed with Justin Bieber

Spnneil06

She refused to cut her toenails!

deviboy1592

Had a thing with toenails

RachaelBrook929

Wouldn't let him suck my toes

cdcruizer05

attacks me in her sleep

determined_ella

he couldn't handle my night terrors... I thought he was kruger.... and chased him with a spoon around the neighbourhood..

deviboy1592

She would walk around with knives, garlic and crucifixes everywhere.

crawfzilla

She turned out to be a dude!
I always thought sex was off...

allofme32

He was too young and wanted sex all the time. I just couldn't keep up with him.

determined_ella

she was too wild in the bedroom.... I had no knowledge compared

Deltaoutlaw

Her obsession with freestyle didgeridoo

Carpedieznutz

He took doomsday prepping to a whole new level

kjm3579

She wouldn't prep for anything -- wouldn't even prepare dinner for me....

Fvaisey

She would never be happy about my NSV's!

Deltaoutlaw

We both wanted to be Cisco when role playing Deep Space Nine.

taco_inspector

As Cisco, he abused my Pancho, which was quite degrading to the memory of Leo Carrillo

slimgirljo15

He took me shopping and ran off ...left me there

pjlove1

she never had any beer in the fridge.

slimgirljo15

Never any beer in the fridge cause he drank it as fast as I could put it in

siport

didn't supply me with enough beer

ZeeShay

wears too much plaid

Gabrielm80

Burned too bright

Emmafire

He always gave that evil eye stare

siport

wouldnt ever let me have control of the TV remote

Emmafire

siport wrote: »

wouldnt ever let me have control of the TV remote

You wanted to watch Martha Stewart