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We broke up because...

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  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    He was thinking of another girl..I should have known! His minion following is HUGE!
  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,224 Member
    She kept borrowing my things and giving them away. I had to end it when she gave away my LV bag to her 'new friend'
  • ptsmiles
    ptsmiles Posts: 511 Member
    I was too jealous of her hair.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    She was jealous of my friends, thought just because she found us sleeping in the same bed, naked, that something happened!
  • greco16
    greco16 Posts: 465 Member
    She was a hoarder
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Threw all my stuff away
  • monstalosta
    monstalosta Posts: 2,248 Member
    There is nothing wrong with walking around nude...
  • ptsmiles
    ptsmiles Posts: 511 Member
    Got too many calls from the neighborhood watch group about his jaunts.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    Wouldn't let me be me!
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    She was far to motivated and getting all healthy and stuff (she hid my Pringles Tortilla chips!)
  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,611 Member
    he ate all the pringles. Left none for me
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    I thought this was Many Free Pringles (MFP), No??
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    He thought everything in life was free, I couldn't support him any longer.
  • ilfaith
    ilfaith Posts: 16,769 Member
    I just couldn't take the snoring...it was like a freight train running though my bedroom.
  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,611 Member
    She wouldn't believe that it was a freight train. We loved by the train tracks.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    I caught her making love to ilfaith by the train tracks!
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    Said that she didn't date goalies (temptress!)
  • greco16
    greco16 Posts: 465 Member
    edited April 2015
    Just couldn't take the teeth gnashing one more second longer.
  • siport
    siport Posts: 7,429 Member
    once he popped he wouldnt stop ;p
  • strozman
    strozman Posts: 2,622 Member
    I hate orange flowers
  • Badger_Girl99
    Badger_Girl99 Posts: 2,220 Member
    He wanted me to wear a matching shirt.
  • strozman
    strozman Posts: 2,622 Member
    Badger_Girl99 wrote: »
    He wanted me to wear a matching shirt.

    I said no shirt! You never listened
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    She was too hot for me, made me look hideous by comparison.
  • Badger_Girl99
    Badger_Girl99 Posts: 2,220 Member
    strozman wrote: »
    Badger_Girl99 wrote: »
    He wanted me to wear a matching shirt.

    I said no shirt! You never listened

    He said my 'mental notes' weren't good enough
  • strozman
    strozman Posts: 2,622 Member
    Spnneil06 wrote: »
    She was too hot for me, made me look hideous by comparison.

    Couldn't tell the difference between men and women, no matter how many anatomy lessons I gave her
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    He kept trying to teach me things with banana's and peaches...just made me more confused.
  • deviboy1592
    deviboy1592 Posts: 989 Member
    Tried to show her with tacos and sausages, still didn't click.
  • cdcruizer05
    cdcruizer05 Posts: 1,006 Member
    jealous of the dog
  • deviboy1592
    deviboy1592 Posts: 989 Member
    He asked if I wanted a pet monkey? I replied yes, he then proceed to unbutton his pants.., exit front door
  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,224 Member
    Would suddenly fall in a trance and start squawking like a parrot

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