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We broke up because...

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  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Emmafire wrote: »
    siport wrote: »
    wouldnt ever let me have control of the TV remote

    You wanted to watch Martha Stewart
    Kept taking selfies all day and nothing else got done
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Nope written contract no breaking up... :#
  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,611 Member
    Everything had to go through our lawyers first. Too complicated
  • blossomholly
    blossomholly Posts: 5,179 Member
    She had too many other lovers and forgot to give me attention :p
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Absolutely would not consider 3somes :p
  • deviboy1592
    deviboy1592 Posts: 989 Member
    A threesome consisted of her, me and a huge hot pink silicone *kitten*. So yeah it's over.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    edited April 2015
    He wouldn't consider a smaller black *kitten* :p
  • 4ever420
    4ever420 Posts: 4,088 Member
    She seduced my brother! :o
  • deviboy1592
    deviboy1592 Posts: 989 Member
    For some reason, at 4:20, she would always disappear, then 2 hours later she would return home orange and smelling of Cheetos and slurpees
  • 4ever420
    4ever420 Posts: 4,088 Member
    He ate the last of my Cheetos :|
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    I would wake up with cheeto hand prints all over my body!
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    She would come to bed with other guys handprints all over her -- but wouldn't share me with her girlfriends.
  • deviboy1592
    deviboy1592 Posts: 989 Member
    She would always fart in the car and lock the windows.
  • ZeeShay
    ZeeShay Posts: 1,132 Member
    He wouldn't let me fart freely!
  • deviboy1592
    deviboy1592 Posts: 989 Member
    It was like sniffing nail polish remover, even the dog would cry.
  • siport
    siport Posts: 7,429 Member
    im pretty sure he loved Peanut butter more than me
  • Fvaisey
    Fvaisey Posts: 5,506 Member
    He didn't like Cheetos
  • Harold76
    Harold76 Posts: 341 Member
    He was a fan of DS9
  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,224 Member
    Was a fan of everything except me...
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    edited April 2015
    Ran off with 6 of the neighbours
  • deviboy1592
    deviboy1592 Posts: 989 Member
    Spent all our money trying to rejuvinate mood rings and pet rocks!
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    He thought my ideas weren't "original" enough, yet wanted to created a rip off of the chia pet!
  • siport
    siport Posts: 7,429 Member
    she was too normal for me ;p
  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,224 Member
    Kept running into his psychotic exes, all over town! I didn't feel safe anywhere. o.o
  • deviboy1592
    deviboy1592 Posts: 989 Member
    Her dad would chaperone us everywhere we went.
  • Deltaoutlaw
    Deltaoutlaw Posts: 350 Member
    Wasn't supportive of my passion for dryer lint art.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    His art was horrible and we were almost homeless..plus he made me hit up the laundry mat on my way home to collect the lint for him.
  • deviboy1592
    deviboy1592 Posts: 989 Member
    Deltaoutlaw wrote: »
    Wasn't supportive of my passion for dryer lint art.

    Nuff said
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    He never saw me...acted like I was invisible
  • siport
    siport Posts: 7,429 Member
    she would only kiss me if i hung upside down like spiderman.

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