We broke up because...

pest3147 · April 2015

He had a waaay better body than me... too good for me

bestintheworld842 · April 2015

saw her without clothes walked out because of how beautiful she is

pest3147 · April 2015

No waaay. Ok, we didn't break up

bestintheworld842 · April 2015

still together 5 mins strong

pest3147 · April 2015

Can I cuddle you now?

bestintheworld842 · April 2015

lets meet up already

Alisontheice · April 2015

He's really not best in the world…top 8 maybe but not best

taco_inspector · April 2015

She leans as she texts ppl so that her text messages appear in italics; flippin' drove me nutz trying to read them

kbxiii · April 2015

standenvernet wrote: »

She leans as she texts ppl so that her text messages appear in italics; flippin' drove me nutz trying to read them

LOL!

He was too funny, I couldn't take him seriously

pest3147 · April 2015

as if he thinks I'm hot.......what!!! Crazy

Alisontheice · April 2015

He was so picky about my posture

kbxiii · April 2015

She over did it with heels

taco_inspector · April 2015

She just kept me full of self doubt with her sultry glances --- I never could figure out why she was with me...

dirtydirtysouf · April 2015

She has a bigger bench press then me

kbxiii · April 2015

He didn't believe i had no idea what bench press meant

RobDowney · April 2015

I just can't do the long distance relationship

ckeilah · April 2015

He always showed up at "4:20" with a "far away" look in his eyes.

Alisontheice · April 2015

I liked wine. She couldn't accept that

ckeilah · April 2015

She never asked! Just because I homebrew does not negate my wine cellar!

ActiveGuy81 · April 2015

She poured the milk first....then the cereal. smh.

bestintheworld842 · April 2015

I just wanted to be friends she couldn't accept that

ckeilah · April 2015

I gave up eating cereal grains, unless they've been sprouted, mashed, leeched, and fermented. He couldn't keep up.

Alisontheice · April 2015

She was upset when I made a wine/beer cocktail. I like to experiment what can I say

determined_ella · April 2015

she took the role of secretary so much better than me ... I couldn't handle it

ckeilah · April 2015

She mistook my cries of ecstasy for distress. I also like cocktails!
(edit: so many secretaries, so little time)

Alisontheice · April 2015

I wasn't good at taking dictation.

RobDowney · April 2015

she hangs the toilet paper the WRONG WAY!

Nicospan · April 2015

She was always disobedient @Alisontheice

lucille_heather · April 2015

His selfie game was better than mine

Alisontheice · April 2015

I'm heartbroken. I can't talk about it.

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