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We broke up because...

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  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Found her sharing our bed, along with some cake, why would I want to break up with that arrangement -- going back to bed now ........ >:)
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    He was always just wanting to sleep.
  • deviboy1592
    deviboy1592 Posts: 989 Member
    She was an insomniac with a foot fetish, kept waking up to her licking my feet.
  • ZeeShay
    ZeeShay Posts: 1,132 Member
    Never took out the trash
  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,611 Member
    I suspect when she referred to "taking out the trash" she meant me. Mean
  • Deltaoutlaw
    Deltaoutlaw Posts: 350 Member
    Always thought everything was about her.
  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,611 Member
    He thought he had a say in things but really the relationship was about me. Everything is he should know that by now
  • cdcruizer05
    cdcruizer05 Posts: 1,006 Member
    she liked to sleep with the heat, i prefer the A/C
  • deviboy1592
    deviboy1592 Posts: 989 Member
    Reminded me of one of the guys from those bud commercials
  • siport
    siport Posts: 7,429 Member
    he couldnt keep up with me anymore, go hard or go home ;p
  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,224 Member
    He shined more than Edward Cullen in Twilight x.x
  • Michelle4588
    Michelle4588 Posts: 271 Member
    you kept looking at me that way and I thought you were always mad at me :(
  • deviboy1592
    deviboy1592 Posts: 989 Member
    I'm sorry, but you look like you could do no wrong. It's me not you.
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    That glowing spirit on his shoulder just creeps me out -- it's not the classic-cartoon angel/devil pairing, I believe that this spirit was O-Yama, Yama, and/or Shaitan himself...
  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,611 Member
    Hey has a very creative imagination kind of forgets about real life as he plays with those friends in his head
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    She dumped my like a tray of hot-crossed buns fresh outta the oven !
  • ZeeShay
    ZeeShay Posts: 1,132 Member
    He said hot crossed buns and wasn't singing
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    She went to the airport to seek converts to Krishna Consciousness
  • 47Jacqueline
    47Jacqueline Posts: 6,993 Member
    He joined the Hari Krishna cult.
  • jackiereaves
    jackiereaves Posts: 95 Member
    It got too complicated having the same name, every time someone said "Jacqueline" we both answered
  • pechepanda
    pechepanda Posts: 7,939 Member
    she was too pretty, and I have to be the pretty one in the relationship so it just doesnt work
  • bakenatj610
    bakenatj610 Posts: 151 Member
    She wouldn't let me mow her lawn anymore
  • Yogi_warrior
    Yogi_warrior Posts: 5,464 Member
    He forgot to buy bacon.
  • bakenatj610
    bakenatj610 Posts: 151 Member
    Because I brought him a pile of cash and he threw it at me and said "No I meant pork bacon" Made me feel stupid :(
  • Yogi_warrior
    Yogi_warrior Posts: 5,464 Member
    Was too sensitive.
  • bakenatj610
    bakenatj610 Posts: 151 Member
    You never listen, all you wanted was.....
  • Ria_StayingFit
    Ria_StayingFit Posts: 6,891 Member
    He never finished his sentences. I had to guess what he wanted.
  • bakenatj610
    bakenatj610 Posts: 151 Member
    Cut me off mid sentence all the time, and made me do things.....
  • RachLovesFit
    RachLovesFit Posts: 73 Member
    I kept eating the peanutbutter
  • bakenatj610
    bakenatj610 Posts: 151 Member
    I told you that was suppose to stay between us. and you never kept it for our special nights! Now everyone knows.

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