We broke up because...

Ria_StayingFit

I preferred almond butter and he would never buy me any.

Yogi_warrior

didn't like the real butter.

bakenatj610

Because I would always swell up when your rubbed it on.....oh no wait, I'm not allergic to almond butter. Must have been something else that caused it to swell.

Becka4Real

I ate pb2, not the real stuff

bakenatj610

Because that's not the only faking she did!!

Ria_StayingFit

He was always tired.

Yogi_warrior

she couldn't keep up with me.

pechepanda

he preferred kisses over hugs, and they were too slobbery and slimy

bestintheworld842

I wanted to try new things she wouldn't

LiftingRiot

He was too much of a freak in bed. I have limits

slimgirljo15

I don't like to be limited

LiftingRiot

We didn't share any of the same likes

slimgirljo15

Hes was too vanilla ...

ZeeShay

Doesn't like vanilla

taco_inspector

Sadly, likes vanilla.

JenniTheVeggie

You said your meat was vegetarian

Yogi_warrior

she didn't let me eat bacon

rdouma73

Baby, say it isn't so!!!!

pechepanda

he cried too much

syedaounabbas

She was insensitive to emotions.

slimgirljo15

He wouldn't submit

siport

i was too much to handle

ilfaith

He always wanted me to dress in plaid

slimgirljo15

Only wore a bikini...no matter where we went..even restaurants

Imback257

I don't share. lmao

slimgirljo15

3somes were out of the question

pechepanda

he expected me to share, goodness, whats so difficult to understand about mine?

monstalosta

We didn't. ..

pechepanda

we were never together, he was just delusional

Imback257

She had other "delusional" relationships. I don't share!